Ember: Ander.

Ander: Yes?

Ember: I need you to speak to whatever stars you pissed off and convince them that October needs to be a good month.

Ander: No.

Ember: WHY?

Ander: Natural selection, that's why.

Ember: But-

Ander: THE BRAVE LIVE. THE COWARDS DIE IN THE SNOW.

*players appear*

Air: *an emotional mess*

Air: FIVE DAYS. I'M. DYING.

Nightflyer: *screeches loudly*

All: *looks at Nightflyer*

Nightflyer:......SO STARKID IS DOING A HALF PODCAST, HALF YOUTUBE SHOW WITH SHORT HORROR STORIES FROM HATCHETFIELD ALL THROUGH NOVEMBER AND BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS IS IN IT.

Nightflyer: AND SO ARE ALL MY FAVORITE STARKID PEEPS OF COURSE.

Nightflyer: That is all, carry on with your crisis, Air.

Air: I think I'm going to attempt to save my crisis until something crisis worthy happens in the last seven episodes

Air: Which will be immediately.

Air: But anyways- GISH might be having a Halloween mini hunt and I CANNOT WAIT.

Shore: So let me get this right. Supertnatural and all your other shows are coming back this month, GISH is popping up again, Starkid is putting out new content, AND Halloween is on a Saturday with a full moon?

Joy: Yep.

Shore: October about to be lit.

Permafrost: Which means that something horrible bad is going to happen because it wouldn't be 2020 if it didn't.

Joy: I'm calling it now. Whatever it is, it'll happen on Halloween.

Nightflyer: *drops down paper*

Nightflyer: My current theories involve giant blizzards, zombie apocalpyse, the president dies of Corona, or something goes very bad in the UK over their deal with the EU.

Nightflyer: Projections for November include World War 3 and multiple assassinations.

Ander: This year really makes one want to pour out the mezcal.

Air: Yes it does.

Rainkeeper: *pouring mezcal*

Rainkeeper: So what are we doing?

Ember: Joy's gonna sing Girls by Marina real quick and then we're gonna go babysit.

Air: *gasp* IS IT MINI DEAN WINCHESTER-

Ember: YES, I have to babsit mini Dean Winchester.

Air: *squeals* He just turned four, he's adorable.

Joy: He marches around with a toy gun and says he's gonna kill the germans. 

Kelp: Wait what.

Joy: I think he's a bit young for the actual history lessons yet, but still, some basic combat training at this age will be good for him.

Kelp:........

Kelp: *looks at Shore and Ander*

Kelp: How did you guys turn out sane?

Shore: We didn't.

Ander: If you spell sane backwards, it says Enas, and that's close to Unus, which must be paired with Annus, so if you MUST refer to me as sane, I'd prefer it if you said sunna enus, which means borderline masochistic and dramatic in a language I've just invented.

Air: I invented a language once. It only has two words. Nesnej, which means beautiful, and deraj, which means tall.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Ander: Interesting.... Perhaps the two of us could invent some sort of hidden code....

Joy: So I have to sing Marina?

Ember: Yes.

Joy: HELL YEAH.

Seashell: Marina, believe it or not, is one of the few things Joy and I agree upon.

Joy: We don't listen to it together. ?I want to make that clear. We just both happen to individually enjoy it.

Kelp: *cough* Bullshit *cough*

Seashell: Primadonna is SUCH a good song.

Joy: BUBBLEGUM BITCH IS BETTER.

Seashell: Bubblegum bitch is overrated! I'd rather listen to Oh No!

Joy: The only song that can challenge Bubblegum Bitch is How to be a Heartbreaker.

Seashell: Karma's better.

Joy: Teen Idle's better than Karma!

Seashell: Can we AT LEAST agree that Can't Pin me Down is great?

Joy: Not cause you said it, but I do enjoy it.

Haze: JUST SING THE ONE WE ASKED YOU TO SING!

Joy:.......

Seashell:........

Joy/Seashell: *start laughing*

*music starts*

Joy: Look like a girl but I think like a guy
Not ladylike to behave like a slime
Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind
You stick to your yogurts
I'll stick to my apple pieGirls are not meant to fight dirty
Never look a day past thirty
Not gonna bend over and curtsy for youIs there any possibility
You'll quit gossiping about me
To hide your insecurities
All you say is "blah, blah"Girls they never hear from me
Because I fall asleep when they speak
Of all the calories they eat
All they say is "na na na na na" na na na na na

Girls, oh girls, wag your tails to the beat

Joy: Of girls aloud, oh the journos in heat
Write such good stories
Oh their mothers must be proud
Making money off your insecurity and doubt
Girls are not meant to fight dirty
Never look a day past thirty
Not gonna bend over and curtsy for you
Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossiping about me
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is "blah, blah"
Girls they never befriend me
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak
Of all the calories they eat
All they say is
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
All they say is
Na na na 
Na na na na na
I feel I've been riding in a fast car
Burning dirty gas won't get you that far
I feel I've been riding up the wrong path
But I'm gonna make sure I get the last laugh
Is there any possibility
You'll quit gossiping about me
To hide your insecurities?
All you say is "blah, blah"
Girls they never befriend me
'Cause I fall asleep when they speak
Of all the calories they eat
All they say is
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
All they say is
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Girls, wag your tails to the beat na na na na na...

Seashell: I love Marina.

Joy: So underrated. So awesome.

Kelp: HA! YOU AGREED!

Seashell:.....

Joy:.......

Joy: Welp, guess I have to kill you now.

Seashell: NO YOU DON'T. THAT'S THE THING.

Joy: *rolls eyes* Clearly you know nothing about me if you think I don't have to.

Joy: I'll give you a headstart though.

Seashell:......Do you ever stop and realize that you're the reason we don't get along?

Joy: Do you ever stop and realize that I'm not the only reason?

Seashell: *runs*

Joy: *takes off after her*

Joy: *about to kill her*

Seashell: *screams*

Joy: Oh dang, we almost forgot Valley of the Dolls.

Seashell: That song is the soundtrack of my nightmares.

Joy:  THAT SONG IS AMAZING! *stabs her*

All:.......

Haze: Were we supposed to let that happen?

Rainkeeper: You wouldn't have been able to stop it.

Kelp: You should see what it's like at family gatherings.

Haze: I don't want to know.

Ander: *switches the music to Valley of the Dolls and starts dancing around*

All:.........*shrug and starts dancing*