Hosts: *hanging out as usual*

Air: *coloring*

Nightflyer: *ordering literally every Wings of Fire facemask in existence for when school starts and YES WOF FACEMASKS DO EXIST, I HAVE ONE*

Kelp: *drawing the latest Badly Drawn Comics*

Rainkeeper: *playing ping pong with Seashell*

Joy: *furiously texting*

Kelp: *looks up*

Kelp: Who are you texting?

Joy: SHUSH.

Kelp: Whooooooo are you TEXTIIIIIIINNNGGGGG-

Joy: I'M HAVING A VERY STRATEGIC BATTLE WITH A HOMOPHOBE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEY'RE A HOMOPHOBE.

Kelp: Oh geez. How strategic?

Joy: I had Nightflyer edit my argument responses before I began the conversation.

Kelp: Oh damn.

Air: DONE!

Nightflyer: With what?

Air: As requested by the awesome , Human Glorybringer as Mr. and Mrs. Smith!

Nightflyer: Well Glory's hair certainly is....colorful...

Air: Yeah, I couldn't decide what color to make it, but then I thought Rainwing=RAINBOW so I threw in everything, but then added more pink because she's next to Deathbringer.

Rainkeeper: Wow, that's....actually pretty good.

Air: I know.

Joy: Are you just going to do endless Mr. and Mrs. Smith drawings of your OTPS?

Air: I mean, not necessarily....

Air: I could do other movie posters.....

Kelp: Hey Air, wanna go halves on an Art Book?

Air: YES. LET'S MAKE AN ART BOOK.

Rainkeeper: Kelp you suck at art.

Kelp: WELL THEN PEOPLE WILL GROW MORE CONFIDENT IN THEIR OWN ABILITIES FROM SEEING MY TRASH.

Rainkeeper:.....Okay, well, I can't argue with that logic.

Joy: It's like thinking you're a bad writer and then reading Twilight. Instant confidence boost.

*players appear*

Kinkajou: SO-

Hosts: *whip out hundred of plastic sticks in their talons, grinning evilly*

Clay: Uh oh.

Hosts: *snap the stick in half to make them all start glowing in different colors*

Winter: *slowly backing away*

Kelp: Everyone?

Joy: Everyone.

Hosts: *scream and pounce on the players, violently wrapping them in glow stick necklaces, bracelets, sashes, earrings, crowns and more*

Players: *scream*

Riptide: AAAAAAAAAHHH-Oh wait, I'm not being murdered with a glow stick! HA!

Meerkat: What- SUNNY WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? WHY ARE THEY GLOWING?

Meerkat: *lifts up glow stick necklace*

Meerkat: WHY IS IT GREEN?!?!!?

Sunny: They're called glow stick, sweetie. And they are amazing. *waves a glow stick in front of hi face*

Meerkat: *still very afraid*

Hosts: *drape themselves in glowstick attire*

Joy: *has epic glowstick crown, matching the one Kelp is wearing*

Nightflyer: *has an intricate glowstick sash*

Air: *has full body armor in nothing but glow sticks*

Glory: How-

Air: Nobody else thought to use glue instead of those little plastic connectors.

Nightflyer: Even I didn't. Now I'm ashamed. You outsmarted me.

Air: I take my glowsticks very seriously, Nightflyer.

Rainkeeper: *uncorks a bottle of wine, sticks the cork on one of Winter's horns, chugs wine*

Winter: What the hell- *goes to remove it*

Seashell: NOPE!

Winter:.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOPE?

Rainkeeper: *uncorks second bottle, put cork on another dragon's horn*

Joy: By the rules of today's truth, we must all be wearing glowsticks and wine corks on our horns while we answer.

Winter: That's stup-

Kinkajou: AMAZING!!!!

Seashell: Rainkeeper, you told me you had been saving your winecorks for weeks so that you'd have enough for today.

Rainkeeper: NO, I said I had been saving my WINE for weeks in order to have enough corks for today. *pops another bottle and starts chugging*

Seashell: You're going to get alcohol poisoning.

Rainkeeper: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Kelp: What doesn't kill you destroys your liver and THEN kill you.

Air: Hey, if the Winchesters haven't died of liver failure yet, then I think Rainkeeper can survive this.

Joy: I thought you were attending rehab with Starflight.

Starflight: I DON'T NEED REHAB!

Nightflyer: Yeah, and that's just powered sugar under your nose.

StarflighT: SHUT UP.

Rainkeeper: We were attending rehab.

Joy: What happened?

Rainkeeper: I'm smart. Starflight is smart. WE BROKE THE FUCK OUT AND BOUGHT BOOZE AND COKE.

Starflight: Great day.... It's good to be smart.

Rainkeeper: *getting drunk from all the wine*

Rainkeeper: I am so smart! I am SO SMART! S-M-R-T IMEAN S-M-A-R-T-

Joy: Wow.

Glory: So what's the truth we have to answer?

Seashell: An easy one.

Fatespeaker: Liar.

Nightflyer: What's the freakiest thing that's ever happened to you?

Deathbringer: OH! I GOT ONE!

Glory: You're eager.

Deathbringer: Well excuse me, but it's the first time we've had an easy truth that I ACTUALLY have a great answer for.

Tsunami: I'm sure there's a catch in here somewhere.

Air: No catch.

Turtle: I don't believe you.

Clay: I do. It's Air. She doesn't lie to us like the rest of them.

Kelp: HEY!

Joy: Are you calling us liars?

Rainkeeper: WELL THEY AINT CALLIN YOU TRUTHERS!

Joy: Keepie, I think it's time you started sharing the wine instead of drinking it.

Rainkeeper:.......Fucjk off little SMISTER.

Joy: Welp, I tried. Deathbringer, you were saying?

Deathbringer: One time, I was on a mission in the Sand Kingdom, and this little scavenger came up to me and it TALKED.

Sunny: Yeah, they do that.

Deathbringer: NO LIKE ACTUAL WORDS I COULD UNDERSTAND.

Sunny: They do that too.

Meerkat: What?

Deathbringer: And when I didn't believe it, it stabbed me in the foot. There. Freakiest thing that's ever happened to me.

Glory:......So you got stabbed by a scavenger.

Deathbringer:.....Shit I wasn't supposed to mention that part.

Glory: THE BIG BAD ASSASSIN,

Deathbringer: SHUT UP.

Glory: ABSOLUTELY UNTOUCHABLE, GOT STABBED BY A CREATURE THE SIZE OF YOUR TONGUE.

Moon: That was a weird comparison.

Amber: How do you know the size of his tongue that well?

Deathbringer: SOMEBODY ELSE GO PLEASE.

Clay: One time I had a dream that all the ghosts of all the cows I had ever eaten came back and ate me in revenge.

Peril:......The whole adventure of the DOD, and THAT'S the freakiest thing that's ever happened to you.

Clay:......It was really freaky.

Turtle: I yelled at an earring once and it listened and followed my instructions.

Kinkajou: You're an animus.

Turtle: That's not important to this question. 

Moon: One time I accidentally mind read my way into somebody's dream while I was sleeping, and they were dreaming and eating tree bark like a Popsicle. I- I don't think it's gonna get freakier then that.

Qibli: But why-

Moon: I don't know. It was just very vivid. They thought about it a lot after that.

Glory: So THAT explains why I found Jambu eating tree bark...

Tsunami: The freakiest thing....

Tsunami: One time I woke up, and Auklet was standing over me. She didn't look awake, but she wasn't sleep walking either. She just stared at me with dead eyes for a long time and then said "I was the favorite princess once." Then she passed out on me. I think Orca possessed her or something, I'm not sure, I just haven't slept in the Seawing Palace since.

Riptide: One time when I was little, I got so tired of swimming that I just fell asleep. In the middle of the ocean. When I woke up dolphins were covering me with seaweed. I think they were gonna make sushi out of me.

All:.........

Kelp: There's a reason I don't go to the Sea Kingdom.

Glory: One time Magnificent tried to flirt with Deathbringer in order to get close to me so she could steal back the throne, but obviously it didn't work-

Deathbringer: OBVIOUSLY.

Glory: So the next day she pretended to have a question for me and started flirting with me in order to get the throne back. 

Deathbringer: It didn't work.

Glory: No, but she did offer me all the guavas I could eat.

Deathbringer: What?

Glory: So you better shape up, Deathy, cause NOW I have options.

Deathbringer:.....*internal panic*

Sunny: I got kidnapped, escaped, followed my kidnappers, got sold and put in a tower full of weird things, but then I got out because I befriended the guard and gave him advice about being a dad.

Meerkat:........

Meerkat:......I'm sorry WHAT.

Clay: That is literally the most Sunny thing ever.

Sunny: But also the freakiest thing. That tower was creepy.

Starflight: One time I did cocaine and hallucinated a stag and a dog riding a motorcycle.

Nightflyer: I don't think you hallucinated that. 

Fatespeaker: The freakiest thing that ever happened to me was that I was the most hated of all the alternate dragonets of destiny, and not only was I NOT the one who died, but I was the one who got the hot guy too.

Starflight: All those pretend visions and THAT'S what you consider the freakiest thing?

Fatespeaker:......I mean yeah.

Meerkat: One time the entirety of Thorn's Outclaws showed up at my house. They didn't say anything. They didn't do anything. They just followed and stared at me for the entire day. A few of them left, but there was at least three watching me every day for like a week.

Sunny: *facetalons through a wall*

Meerkat:.......Are you okay?

Sunny: JUST DANDY!

Winter: One time my parents told me to be good at something, so I became the best at it, and once I was the best, they lured me into a cave and told my brother to murder me- OH WAIT. That wasn't freaky, THAT'S JUST MY LIFE.

Qibli: Come on, Winter, actually try.

Winter: Ugh.....One time I didn't entirely hate Qibli, that was pretty freakin freaky.

Qibli: *gasps*

Qibli: HE ADMITTED HE LOVED ME!

Winter: *flips back through his lines*

Winter: Where the fuck did you get THAT idea-

Kinkajou: One time I licked a tree frog.

Kinkajou:.......Nuff said.

Turtle: One time my mother paid attention to me and used my name. It was so freaky I gave myself bruises from how much I pinched myself thinking was a dream.

Kinkajou:......MUST....HUG AND LOVE.....

Glory: Turtle, the rainforest adopts you now.

Tsunami: WHAT.

Glory: You're an honorary Rainwing now.

Tsunami: GLORY YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL MY BROTHER-

Glory: Watch me bitch.

Kinkajou: YEAH, WATCH US.

Turtle: *starts crying*

Turtle: Oh my moons, is this what love feels like?

Kinkajou: *screeches and bear hugs Turtle*

Qibli: One time, after she sold me, my mother said she loved me.

Qibli: I'm pretty positive it was so I'd let her out of prison, which I didn't, but still. Freaky.

Moon:.......

Moon: AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT HAS HAD A RELATIVELY TAME AND LOVING CHILDHOOD?

Clay: Yes.

Turtle: YES.

Winter: Yes.

Qibli: Yes.

Deathbringer: Yes.

Carnelian: Yes.

Peril: I HAD TO EAT ROCKS.

Moon: What the hell-

Carnelian: One time a bunch of talking assholes told me to marry the Queen of the Skywings, and then we actually fell in love and now live happily with our son and our nine birds. Freaky, right?

Joy: I would like to see these talking assholes you speak of, cause I KNOW you didn't mean us.

Canrelian: Oh. But I did.

Joy:.......

Carnelian:.......

Joy: I think you know what to do.

Carnelian: *starts running*

Amber: One time I was in a marshland and this family of cranes passed by me, and the littlest crane walked over to me and smiled, and I swear to the three moons it was Crane reincarnated, and it was the freakiest thing that's ever happened to me and let me tell you, I have done a LOT of freaky shit. 

Air: What about you Rainkeeper? Freakiest thing that's ever happened to you?

Rainkeeper: *mumbling and getting tangled in a glowstick chain*

Rainkeeper: Welsh.......Yall look like effin moose right now so that's pre'y damn fudging freaksky.

Rainkeeper: *stares and glowsticks and starts giggling*

Rainkeeper: I'VE BEEN LOCKED UP IN RAINBOW HANDCUFFS HAHAHAHAHA-

Amber: That's not what rainbow handcuffs look like.

Joy: Anybody wanna split the last bottle of wine with me?

Kelp: I'll get the glasses.

Air: We missed national Rum day.

Rainkeeper: YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF SANTA'S FINEST HOES-

Seashell: Rainkeeper, we're gonna cut you off of the alcohol for awhile okay?

Rainkeeper: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUT. UP. SEASQUATCH.

Kelp: Is that a thing? Seasquatch? Like underwater Sasquatch?

Nightflyer: Lock Ness Monster.

Kelp:......Close enough.