A/N: So I've been thinking of putting this book on a weekly schedule instead of an every 3 days type of thing? So like I'd update on like every Tuesday and Saturday instead of every three days. There'd be the same number of updates as you'd get per week, it'd just be easier for me to remember when I need to update. Thoughts on one way or the other?  

Air: Nightflyer, you're good with math, help.

Nightflyer: *brandishing graph paper and a TI-84*

Nightflyer: I'm ready.

Air: So I don't have a credit card, but I keep bidding on auctions for stuff on ebay and winning so like I trade cash with Joy cause she lets me borrow her card in exchange for the cash, but now I feel like she's getting annoyed that I keep asking cause I'm addicted to ebay auctions now.

Nightflyer:....That sounds unhealthy, but we'll come back to it, go on.

Air: SO I bought an autograph and did the whole exchange, only now the seller said there's been water damage and he can't sell me the autograph so they refunded the money back to Joy's card-

Nightflyer: And Joy still has your cash, so you need me to figure out how to get cash back from Joy?

Air: No, I need you to explain to her that I only owe her twenty dollars for the new autograph I'm buying since I already gave her the rest of the money. And also that I need to use her card to buy 60 dollars worth of other stuff, but that I'm still being responsible with my money.

Nightflyer:......How much money have you spent on ebay?

Air:.........Over $300......

Nightflyer: AIR!

Air: I can't HELP IT, NIGHTFLYER. THEY HAVE SUPERNATURAL CAST AUTOGRAPHS AND POP FIGURES. I AM WEAK!

Nightflyer: WE'RE NOT MADE OF MONEY!

Air: WELL IT JUST COMES FROM TREES, DOESN'T IT?

Nightflyer: Oh, that's a whole other thing-

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Oh my gosh, guys, do you smell that?

All: *inhale deeply*

Nightflyer: Teah, what IS that?

Rainkeeper: That's the smell of love in the air.

Joy: Nah, it's COVID.

Kelp: *shoves Joy*

Air: Love in the air.... smell.... *sniffs herself*

Air: Nightflyer do I smell like love?

Nightflyer: No you smell like raspberries and paint. 

Air: Oh okay.

Peril: Are you guys ever going to formally introduce us players to each other? Cause I barely know who anyone is outside Darkstalker and the Jade Winglet.

Peril: *looks at Sundew*

Peril:......You're Whiteout, right?

Sundew:......BITCH DO I LOOK LIK-

Seashell: OKAY WE'LL INTRODUCE YOU!

Joy: No. Let them fight.

Kelp: Lost Continent dragons, meet the Dragonets of Destiny. DOD, meet LC. 

Rainkeeper: This is Sundew, Cricket, Willow, Blue, Bumblebee, and Luna and Swordtail in the closet-

Swordtail: HI!!!!

Rainkeeper: And that's Peril, Clay, Riptide, Tsunami, Glory, Deathbringer, Starflight, Fatespeaker, and Sunny.

Sunny: HI!

Seashell: And to throw in a couple more of our necessary guests for today, *snaps talons*

*Thorn, Stonemover, Rosie, and Shadow appear*

Rainkeeper: This is Sunny's parents, Thorn and Stonemover, and our friends Rosie and Shadow. 

Air: It's okay if you completely forget who Rosie and Shadow are, most of us did.

Nightflyer: How dare you-

Joy: Night-

Nightflyer: They were so in love.

Rainkeeper: No one-

Nightflyer: THEY WERE LITERALLY INVENTED TO BE WITH EACH OTHER.

Rosie: That is true.

Shadow: Very true.

Luna: *from the closet* SO WHY ARE WE HERE?

Swordtail: AND CAN WE PLEASE GET SOME MORE FOOD IN HERE??

Joy: I told you to RATION IT!

Swordtail: WE DID!

Luna: THAT WAS EIGHT MONTHS AGO!! WE RAN OUT!

Joy: THEN YOU DIDN'T RATION WELL ENOUGH. 

Kelp: Nightflyer, if you would do the honors of explaining why this weird group has been assembled.

Clay: *raises hand*

Kelp: No, you're not the new dragon Avengers.

Clay: *lowers hand*

Nightflyer: I would be delighted to explain the dare of the day HOTD.

Rainkeeper: *starts chanting in the background*

Nightflyer: *clears throat dramatically and places colander on his head*

Nightflyer: MAWAGE!

Riptide: Oh, not again.

Nightflyer: MAWAGE ES VOT BWINGS US TOGETHAR...TODEY

Glory: MAKE HIM STOOOOPPPP

Nightflyer: MAWAGE! THAT BWESSED AWANGEMENT. THAT DWEAM...WITHIN A DWEAM-

Bumblebee: *giggles uncontrollably*

Nightflyer: AND WOVE...TWUE WOVE..WILL FOLLAW YOO...FOREVAR

Blue:.......I don't get it.

Cricket: PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!!

Nightflyer: You're getting married.

Blue: WHAT?

Air:  *points at Blicket* YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED AND *points at Window* YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED AND *points to the closet* YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED! EVERYBODY'S GETTING MARRIED!!!

Rainkeeper: Except for the entirety of the DOD, us hosts, and Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sundew: Why is she here then?

Air: Isn't it obvious?

Joy: WE NEED A CUTE FLOWER GIRL, DUH.

Thorn: So wait *laughs nervously* You're gonna make me and Stonemover get married?

Kelp: Yep.

Thorn: HA! Yeah NO.

Stonemover: I don't deserve her a t this point.

Nightflyer: And THAT is why Sunny is here.

Sunny: *cracks knuckles*

Sunny: Need me to fix this ship?

Seashell: Technically we need you to convince Stonemover to fix the ship and you're going to marry them.

Sunny: *puts on colander*

Sunny: I'm in.

Nightflyer: *salutes her*

Air: In the meantime.... 

Hosts: *look at the LC*

Kelp: Who's first?

All: *points to the closet*

Luna:.........They're pointing at us, aren't they?

Swordtail: Most definitely.

Luna: Oh well.

Swordtail: Eh, we were gonna get married anyways, might as well speed up the process.

Luna: True.

Nightflyer: *tears up* GUYS IT'S OUR THIRD CONSENSUAL MARRIAGE EVER!

Glory: Who was the first?

Joy: Turtlejou.

Glory:.......AND I MISSED THIS-

Nightflyer: ALRIGHT SWUNA/LUNTAIL/I STILL DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT SHIP NAME THE FANDOM HAS DECIDED ON, LISTEN UP!

Swordtail: We're listening.

Luna: We have literally nothing else to do with our time.

Nightflyer: LUNA! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A CONTINENT AWAY FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND AND THAT'S ANGSTY AS SHIT, DO YOU AGREE TO MARRY SWORDTAIL?

Luna: YES!

Nightflyer: SWORDTAIL DO-

Swordtail: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR LIKE THREE YEARS OF COURSE I WANNA FUCKING MARRY HER.

Nightflyer: THEN BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME AND ALL THE DIRTY SHIT THAT'S GONE DOWN IN YOUR CLOSET HOME, I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE OF THE 7 YEAR CLOSET.

Swordtail: I'M NOT A MAN THOUGH.

Nightflyer: THAT'S OKAY, YOU'RE A HUSBAND NOW.

Nightflyer:.........

Nightflyer: Did you kiss to seal it?

Luna/Swordtail: YES.

Nightflyer: GREAT ENJOY THE HONEYMOON DESTINATION OF THE OTHER CORNER OF THE CLOSET!

Nightflyer: WHO'S NEXT?

Sundew: Nope.

Blue: I CAN'T GET MARRIED.

Cricket: Love me.

Bumblebee: SNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joy: Welp, Window it is.

Willow: We did not consent-

Rainkeeper: Too bad, the baby's word is law.

Air: I took the liberty of adding it in the amendments of the Truth or Dare Constitution/Contract in crayon, right next to the part that says Fatespeaker can kiss cows.

Fatespeaker: That happened ONE TIME!

Joy: So far.

Kelp: That we know of.

Joy/Kelp: *high fives*

Cricket: *makes flower crowns with Bumblebee and puts them on Willow and Sundew's heads*

Nightflyer: *puts a colander on Bumblebee's head*

Nightflyer: Go on baby, you  got this one.

Bumblebee: *prances over*

Bumblebee: SNUDOO!

Sundew: Oh no.

Willow: This is actually so super cute-

Sundew:.........Okay maybe a little.

Bumblebee: SNARGLE POOF MULLLIN PARF HARF WILLY?

Sundew:....I do?

Bumblebee: EEEEEEEEEE!!!! WILLY!!!!

Willow: Yes sweetie?

Bumblebee: SNARGLE POOF MUMIN PARF FARF HARF SNUDOO MA?

Willow: I do.

Wilow:.......Bumblebee comes with you, right?

Sundew: N-

Bumblebee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *clutches Sundew's leg*

Sundew:.......Okay, I guess so.

Willow: YES.

Bumblebee: EEE ME MI MO SNUWILLY!!!! *hugs both of them*

Nightflyer: Translation, you are now pronounced wifey and wife.

All: *cheers*

Sundew: Wait which one of us is wifey-

Willow: I don't know, but you're the husband.

Sundew: Deal.

Nightflyer: Now.....

Blue: *points to Shadow and Rosie*

Shadow: We're ready.

Nightflyer: Okay. Sing the entirety of Rosie from Bye Bye Birdie and I'll marry you.

Shadow: Why-

Nightflyer: BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO SING, NOW DO IT FOR LIAM AND CHRISTINA.

Shadow: Who's Liam and Christina-

Nightflyer: DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS JUST DO IT!

Shadow: I WAS NEVER CRAZY FOR FLOWERS-

Shadow: I confess that nothing left me colder;
I could watch a daisy for hours
And all I'd feel was sev'ral hours older!
Lilacs and lilies, any bloom you please,
All what they did was make me shrug or sneeze;
But now I love each blossom that I see,
For a lovely little rose loves me.
Now my life is rosy, when I'm my Rosie,
With a girl like Rosie,
How could I be blue?
Hand in hand we'll mosey
Me and little Rosie,
We will be so cozy
By a fire built for two.
Oh! I once heard a poem that goes:
"A rose is a rose is a rose"
Well I don't agree,
Take it from me,
There's one rose sweeter than any that grows!
That's my Rosie,
I'm so glad she chose me;
Life is one sweet beautiful song to me.
Now my life is rosy, (Oh, we'll be happy, I know)
Since I found my Rosie,(Off to the preacher we'll go)
With a girl like Rosie,(So how could we be blue?)
How could I be blue?

Rosie: Oh we'll have us a home out west,
A nice little split-level nest,
And in ev'ry room roses in bloom...

Shadow: But there's on rose sweeter than all of the rest!
Then that's my Rosie

Rosie: I'm so glad you chose me!

Both: Life is one sweet beautiful song to me
When love is right then
What can be wrong?
Life is one sweet beautiful song
To me!

Nightflyer: *crying fanboy tears*

Air: Nightflyer-

Nightflyer: IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

Air: I know but you still have to-

Nightflyer: YOU'RE SO MARRIED, I SHIP IT.

Shadow: Cool

Rosie: *kisses him*

Nightflyer: *screeches*

Bumblebee: *screams and covers her eyes*

Willow: DON'T UPSET MY CHILD!

Sundew: She's not your- *sighs*

Nightflyer: *wipes tears with Conrad Birdie's handkerchief*

Nightflyer: Alright Blicket. Europe.

Cricket: Hit me.

Joy: *punches her in the face*

Cricket: AHHHHH!!! NOT LITERALLY!!!! OW!!!

Joy: Oh. Oh- yeah, you really gotta specify that sort of thing around me-

Kelp: You really do.

Cricket: LESSON LEARNED.

Blue: WHAT IF I'M NOT READY TO GET MARRIED???

Rainkeeper: Hey we just said you had to get married. We never said it had to LAST.

Air: Qibli and Winter have been married and divorced over 3 times already.

Rainkeeper: Tsunami is still technically Dune's widow.

Thorn: Wait.

Thorn: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK-

Sunny: Don't ask Mother, it'll make everything easier.

Meerkat: It really does. Just go with it.

Nightflyer: Blue. Cricket. Blicket. Your fanart is amazing and you're totally canon. Cricket is my personal spirit animal. Blue, you're kind of an idiot.

Blue: I understand.

Cricket: Why am I your spirit animal?

Nightflyer:.......Just shut up and kiss each other?

Cricket: Don't we have to say I do?

Nightflyer: Nah, that part's annoying and unnecessary.

Blue/Cricket: *shrugs and kisses*

Nightflyer: I NOW PRONOUNCE THEE HUSBAND AND WIFE, CRICKET YOUR NEW NAME IS MRS. BLICKET, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Mrs. Blicket: I'm okay with that.

Air: Only one couple left.

All: *turns to Thorn and Stonemover*

Thorn: No.

Stonemover: She's right-

Sunny: NO SHE AINT.

Sunny: *grabs Stonemover and slaps him*

Sunny: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, MAN!??!!?

Stonemover: W-huh-what?

Sunny: YOU'RE LETTING HER GET AWAY YOU IDIOT!!!!! *shakes him* THORN IS THE SINGLE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU, AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER! DON'T LET HER END UP WITH SOMEONE AS PATHETIC AS SMOLDER BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY WITH YOUR MASHUP STATUE AND EEYORE IMPRESSION! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!!

Sunny: GO WIN BACK YOUR GIRL, YOU SORRY SON OF SQUIRREL! YOU WON HER HEART ONCE AND SHE STILL WANTS YOU DEEP DOWN SO YOU CAN SURELY WIN HER AGAIN, COME ON MAN!!! THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME SECOND CHANCE HERE!!!

Stonemover: But she hates me! And she has ever right to, I-

Sunny: *slaps him again* STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF, YOU'VE DONE THAT FOR THE PAST 7 PLUS YEARS, YOU HAVE TO BE SICK OF IT BY NOW. *grabs his face and points it towards Thorn* THAT IS THE SINGLE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE AN EFFORT TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR PAST MISTAKES. AND THE GREATEST THING ABOUT PAST MISTAKES IS THAT THEY'RE IN THE PAST SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN. WIN HER BACK, YOU ASSHAT CAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND SO DOES SHE SO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BOTH BE HAPPY TOGEEETHHHHEEERR1?!??!?!?!!?!?!??!

Stonemover: Y-You're right! I should try!

Sunny: FUCK YEAH YOU SHOULD!

Stonemover: But what if she turns me down again?

Sunny: Then you TRY AGAIN STUPID! SEND MORE THAN ONE FUCKING LETTER!! UNLESS SHE SAYS SHE NEVER WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN OR FILES A RESTRAINING ORDER, YOU HAVE A SHOT HERE!

Stonemover: I'm scared-

Sunny: YOU SHOULD BE! SHE'S TERRIFYING! BUT YOU'RE GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS!

Stonemover: Why?

Sunny: Because if you don't I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN.

Joy: Oof, going the Good Omens route there, that's a harsh one.

Hosts: *eating popcorn*

Stonemover: ALRIGHT. I'LL DO IT.

Sunny: GOOD. JUST DO IT.

Stonemover: HEY THORN!

Thorn: Yes?

Stonemover: SMOLDER'S A PATHETIC WIMP AND YOU CAN DO BETTER AND I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE THE MOMENT WE MET AND I KNOW I'VE FUCKED UP BUT I'M DONE FUCKING UP THINGS IN MY LIFE AND I WANT A SECOND CHANCE AND I THINK WE BOTH DESERVE TO HAVE ONE, FOR SUNNY'S SAKE IF NO ONE ELSES.

Thorn:........Now was that so hard?

Stonemover: SURPRISINGLY YES.

Thorn:........ALRIGHT FUCK IT I'M IN, LET'S GET MARRIED.

Sunny: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Sunny: Thorn do you agree to marry Stonemover, Stone and all?

Thorn: Fuck yeah.

Sunny: Stonemover, do you agree to marry Thorn, throne and all?

Stonemover: YES.

Sunny: THEN BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME AS YOUR CHILD I PRONOUNCE YOU OFFICIALLY MARRIED, FUCK YOU SMOLDER!

Sunny: *dumps flowers on them and throws colander at Nightflyer*

Sunny: MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

Thorn/Stonemover: *kiss*

Hosts:.........

Nightflyer: I love it when we marry people here.