Nightflyer: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Nightflyer: *clings to Air*

Air: Aww, your favorite holiday!

Nightflyer: IT'S THE BEST SO EVERYBODY TELL ME WHO YOU LOVE TODAY CAUSE IT'S A DAY FULL OF LOVE!

Rainkeeper: And societal pressures, increased depression for everyone who doesn't want to be single but is, and a day in which already greedy corporations get to roll in masses of money made because your marriage will fall apart if you don't by a sufficient, flattering three dollar card you'll inevitable throw away in a week.

Air:.....SHUSH.

Nightflyer: It's a day of LOVE. AND HEART SHAPED THINGS AND CANDY.

Joy: Well, to answer your previous question, I love Kelp, and Rhys and Feyre from ACOTAR cause THERE'S ONLY TWO DAYS UNTIL A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES COMES OUT.

Seashell: And we don't have enough money to afford it.

Joy: INFINITE DOLLARS, SEASHELL.

Seashell: In fictional land.

Joy: I WILL BREAK OPEN A SAFE AND GET MONEY FOR IT.

Kelp: Going off that, I love Joy and Crowley and Aziraphale because INEFFABLE HUSBANDS AGH-

Joy: They're wonderful.

Kelp: So wonderful. I bet they're having a delightful Valentine's Day.

Joy: I bet Crowley made crepes and Aziraphale is spoiling him with presents until he's just snake mush on the floor.

Kelp: *clutches chest* MY HEART- HOW COULD YOU- I LOVE IT-

Air: I love Nightflyer and all my Supernatural ships but we've obsessed over them for 11 dares so I'll be quiet.

Nightflyer: Really?

Air:.....

Air: It is also the first Valentine's Day in a canon Destiel world- BUT ALSO WALKER IS AMAZING, YALL SHOULD WATCH, CAUSE I NEED SOMEONE TO FANGIRL OVER TREY AND MICKI WITH CAUSE RELATIONSHIP GOALS.

Rainkeeper: I love Pear, she's not here, but I still love her,

Rainkeeper: And Red, White, and Royal Blue has emotionally destroyed me and Alex and Henry now own me. Claremont for President.

Nightflyer: I LOVE AIR AND VELTNINE'S DAY AND ALL MY SHIPS BUT TODAY I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE NEW SHIP OUR DND CHARACTER HAS.

Air: Our character is a level 2 Elf bard. Her name is Emrys.

Nightflyer: And during the campaign last night she got engaged to her soulmate, an elf named Evangeline, and it was the most romantic proposal ever and I'm still sobbing. 

Joy: Air actually cried during it.

Air: I did not cry.

Air:......I aggressively sobbed and died because the DM didn't know about my Twist and Shout triggers and played a cover of 'I Can't Help Falling in Love with you' and while it was a pretty version, it psychologically damaged me severely, I need therapy. 

Seashell: Are we gonna do a dare or...?

Rainkeeper: TELL US WHO LOVE FIRST.

Seashell: Fine, I love Geyser and I'm beyond attached to Agnes and Hazel from the Umbrella Academy.

Nightflyer: NOW LET THE LOVW DARE BEGIN!

*players appear*

Deathbringer: I heard it was Valentine's Day AND we're done with Supernatural shit so PLEASE tell me we're doing Seven minutes in Heaven.

Glory: That's a dangerous dare to ask for, Deathy.

Deathbringer: How can seven minutes in heaven POSSIBLY be dangerous?

Turtle: *war flashbacks* Uh-

JW: UH-

Luna: *yelling from the closet* ARE YOU KIDDING?

Deathbringer: I DON'T HEAR YOU COMPLAINING!

Swordtail: WE BARELY GET FOOD RATIONS, WE'RE TOO WEAK TO COMPLAIN.

Clay: What are we doing to celebrate Valentine's Day?

Nightflyer: You're all going to read fanfiction of you and your crushes!!

All:......

Tsunami: And the inevitable catch?

Air: Moon and Winter have to kiss.

Winter:....I'm afraid to ask about the downside here....

Qibli: Ah crap, I'm the one who has to suffer, aren't I?

Kelp: YEP! You have to read a Winterwatcher fic instead and watch them kiss.

Qibli: CURSE YOU-

Kelp: You can't curse, I'm protected by a witch.

Amber: Is it Manon?

Kelp: No.

Kinkajou: Hermione Granger?

Nightflyer: That'd be awesome-

Kelp: No, it's a real life witch we know.

Kelp: Her name is Becca.

Joy: She's an emo witch. Very cool.

Air: We also know pagans, but that's a different story.

Nightflyer: *throws fanfics at them*

Nightflyer: Now READ!

*binge session begins*

Clay/Peril: *reading The life of Cleril by tsunamilion*

Tsunami/Riptide: *reading Ripnami Stories by RainThePrincess*

Glory/Deathbringer: *reading Glorybringer Love: The Aftermath by moonwatchersister*

Starflight/Fatespeaker: *reading Starspeaker: You're the moon to my stars by Hurricane_Senpai*

Sunny/Meerkat: *reading Sandy and Stardust: A Sunnyweed story by TheRealDrakeRedwing*

Turtle/Kinkajou: *reading Iridescent by Oaapha*

Amber/Flame: *reading Healed by Sandshadow9*

Moon/Winter: *reading Winterwatcher- Light in the Dark by MaddiTheMagic*

Qibli: *also reading Light in the Dark and sobbing*

Carnelian: *staring at the ceiling*

Rainkeeper: No fanfiction for you, Carnie?

Carnelian: Nope. I'm dead, remember? I don't exactly have ships.

Joy: I mean there's Ruby....

Carnelian: Can I just go spend the day with her instead?

Nightflyer: Yes.

Carnelian: WAIT REALLY???

Nightflyer: YES, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, GO BE WITH YOUR WIFE, YOU CRAZY KID. SHOO!

Carnelian: It's depressing that this game is actually nicer to me than life was.

Joy: You're right. That is depressing. We actually torture you.

Carnelian: Meh. *leaves*

Sunny: *squeals*

Kelp: What?

Sunny: I LOVE THIS DARE!

Glory/Deathbringer: *start losing their minds*

Deathbringer: *throws the fic*

Starflight: *gets smacked in the face with it* OW!

Air: Uh oh.

Glory: PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S MORE TO THAT FIC.

Joy: Ohhhhh noooooo

Joy: RAINKEEPER YOU GAVE THEM THE WRONG FIC!

Rainkeeper: No I didn't, I gave them a good one.

Joy: YOU GAVE THEM AN INCOMPLETE ONE THAT ENDS ON A MASSIVE CLIFFHANGER!

Rainkeeper: Oh crap.

Glory: INCOMPLETE!

Deathbringer: NOOOOOOOOOO

Glory: SOMEBODY GET ME A HACKER, WE NEED TO TRACK DOWN THE AUTHOR'S IP ADDRESS AND FORCE HER TO WRITE MORE.

Nightflyer: You have literally no idea how tempting that idea is for moonwatchersister fics, it's torture.

Air: I hope she's okay....

Nightflyer: The world will never know.

Glory: How dare you. That was a great fic, and now I feel robbed.

Seashell: *slowly slides them the entire works of SofiTheWriter*

Glory:........

Deathbringer:.......

Glory: You are forgiven.

Joy: Qibli, how are you holding up?

Qibli; *shredding the fic*

Qibli: I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED, I dedicated by entire life to those two and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET- *crawls into a dryer*

All:.....

Qibli: *tries and fails to crawl out of the dryer*

Qibli:.....Someone help.

Joy: *throws in a dryer sheet and a blanket, shuts the door and turns on the dryer*

Qibli: *screaming*

Kelp: *sighs* Joy-

Joy: THE OPPORTUNITY WAS THERE OKAY?

*one dryer cycle and several fanfic freakouts later*

Kinkajou: *sobbing* I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH-

Turtle: I know.

Kinkajou: I LOVE FANFICTION SO MUCH-

Turtle: I know.

Kinkajou: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Turtle: I know.

Kinkajou: STOP HAN SOLOING ME.

*dryer dings*

Joy: *takes out warm blanket and wraps it around her and Kelp*

Kelp: Okay I take back everything, this was a great idea.

Joy: I know, I'm a genius.

Qibli: *falls out of the dryer*

Qibli: OW.

Joy: Did you enjoy the spin cycle?

Qibli: NO!

Moon/Winter: *kiss*

Qibli: *wails*

Moon: Oh come on, Qibli, you've seen a kiss a thousand times!

Qibli: YOU'VE KISSED HIM A THOUSAND TIMES?!!?!??

Moon: I don't know, I haven't been keeping track...

Qibli: *starts sobbing*

Qibli: WE'VE ONLY KISSES 478 TIMES, HOW COULD YOU!

Winter: Quit being such a crybaby.

Qibli: I'LL QUIT BEING A CRYBABY WHEN YOU QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE.

Winter: Oh.

Winter:....So never?

Qibli: Well it's CLEAR TO ME THEN. YOU TWO WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, I SEE HOW IT IS.

Winter: YOU DO??? FINALLY????

Moon: Qibli-

Qibli: Well I hope you're HAPPY, MOON. YOU GOT YOUR PRINCE. I'M JUST GONNA GO CRAWL IN MY DRYER AND DIE.

Moon: I think you're being a little overdramatic-

Qibli: *sets the dryer to high and starts climbing in*

Qibli: YOU'RE BEING OVERDRAMATIC! TAKE YOUR STUPID FANFICTION AND GO!

Qibli: *slams dryer door shut*

Qibli: *sobbing from inside the dryer*

Moon/Winter:......

Winter: *clicks start on the dryer*

Moon: Winter!

Winter: Sssshhhhh, this is what he wants.