Air: NIGHTFLYER I MESSED UP.

Nightflyer: What did you do?

Air: Remember how I said I wasn't going to get attached to Walker the same way I got attached to Supernatural because it's too emotionally damaging?

Nightflyer: Oh no. You got attached, didn't you?

Air: I CRIED TWICE IN ONE EPISODE-

Joy: Was it at least sad?

Air:...If you call Walker, played by Jared Padalecki, sobbing over his wife's dead body, who is played by his real life wife Gen, sad, then yes.

Joy: What else would you call that?

Air: Emotionally devastating and traumatizing on three levels.

Nightflyer: I would tell you to stop getting emotionally attached to TV shows and books.

Air:....But?

Nightflyer: But I don't know how to, I've been sobbing over Wolfstar memes for six days.

Air: I thought it was Wolfstar fluff!

Nightflyer: IT WAS.

Air: THEN WHY WERE YOU SOBBING?

Nightflyer: Because it's WOLFSTAR.

Nightseeker: What is Air attached to this time?

Nightflyer: Jared Padalecki's new show.

Air: And Jared Padalecki, as a person. His whole family, really. They're wonderful.

Nightseeker: Jared Padalecki....as in Sammy?

Air:  Y E S

Joy: Or Dean, depending on what show you watch.

Nightseeker: So time for the Lost Continent? Oh boy... wait till they meet Bumblebee

Kelp: Any excuse to get Bumblebee in here, and we're in.

*players appear*

*AU players and Pisces appear*

Nightseeker: Son why are you here?

Pisces: Peacemaker dared me....

AU!Bumblebee: Don't worry Pi, I'll try to make sure mom doesn't try to kill you.

Pisces: Bee you know well as I she never likes me.

Cricket: WAIT WAIT WAIT- YOUR BUMBLEBEE CAN TALK!?!?!?

Bumblebee: Uwu?

AU!Bumblebee: Time advancement to being a student at JW, Aunt Cricket or...Your Universe Cricket.

Bumblebee: Ooooo

Cricket: *sobbing* She called me Aunt Cricket-

Sundew: *stares at AU!Sundew*

Sundew: I don't like you, I don't trust you, stay away.

AU!Sundew: Same... Also why is the Sea thing here?

AU!Willow: Sundew, he has a name. You know that, right?

AU!Sundew: No he doesn't, dating Bumblebee is a mistake for her

AU!Bumblebee: I love him, you know that *Kissed Pisces*

Pisces: I'm so dead...

Cricket: *still sobbing* Oh my Clearsight, she's in love-

Willow: *sees AU!Willow*

Willow: AH! TWO MES!

Willow: *sees AU!Sundew*

Willow: Two Sundews? That's.....giving me ideas.

Joy: Huh.

Willow: What?

Joy: Didn't think you were that dirty minded.

Willow: *thinking about double dutch jump roping* What about being dirty minded?

Pisces: *Sighs* shall we?

AU!Bumblebee: Yeah.

Blue: Other Luna, this is gonna be a weird question, but can I hug you? I haven't been able to go near our Luna in FOREVER.

AU!Swordtail: What happened?

Players: *points to a closet with a sticky note on it that says Luntail Closet*

Luna: WE'RE IN HERE.

Swordtail: FOR LIKE ANOTHER SEVEN YEARS.

Luna: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS THOUGH, IT'S PROBABLY PRETTY WEIRD OUT THERE

Nightseeker: hm....*Shoves AU!Swordtail and Luna in the closet* now that would be interesting to put in.

Swordtail: AHH!! I'M FINALLY HALLUCINATING AN UGLIER VERSION OF MYSELF!

Luna: TWO SWORDTAILS?? Now this is giving me ideas....

Joy: You're not thinking about double dutch, are you?

Luna: What the hell is double dutch?

AU!Bumblebee/Pisces: *start singing*

https://youtu.be/OCUe3dN64as

AU!Bumblebee: All of my life
I thought I was right
Looking for something new

Stuck in my ways

Like old-fashioned days

But all the roads led me to you

Pisces: The house that you live in don't make it a home

But feeling lonely don't mean you're alone

People in life, they will come and they'll leave

But if I had a choice I know where I would be

*They started dancing together*

Blue: What's happening....?

Cricket: *hugging Blue and crying*

Cricket: THEY'RE SINGING OH MY BOOKS, BLUE AREN'T THEY PRECIOUS?

AU!Bumblebee: Through the lows and the highs, I will stay by your side
There's no need for goodbyes, now I'm seeing the light

Pisces: When the sky turns to grey and there's nothing to say

At the end of the day, I

AU!Bumblebee: Choose

Both: You.

AU!Bumblebee: Now I found the strength
To make a change

And look at the magic I found

Pisces: No matter the name

Or where you came from

'Cause no one has much figured out

Nightseeker: This reminds me of when you and Kelp sang Nancy Mulligan in front of your parents

Joy: Ohhhhh, that takes me back. Kelp, do you remember Nancy Mulligan??

Kelp: Like I'd ever forget. It's been too long since we heard that song.

Pisces: The house that you live in don't make it a home

But feeling lonely don't mean you're alone

People in life, they will come and they'll leave

But if I had a choice I know where I would be

AU!Bumblebee: Through the lows and the highs, I will stay by your side

There's no need for goodbyes, now I'm seeing the light

Pisces: When the sky turns to grey and there's nothing to say

At the end of the day, I

AU!Bumblebee: Choose

Both: You.

Seashell: *sighs and clicks on the boombox*

*Instrumental part*

Pisces: I

AU!Bumblebee: Choose

Both: You.

*instrumental*

AU!Bumblebee: Through the lows and the highs, I will stay by your side

There's no need for goodbyes, now I'm seeing the light

Both: Through the lows and the highs, I will stay by your side
There's no need for goodbyes, now I'm seeing the light. When the sky turns to grey and there's nothing to say. At the end of the day.

Pisces: I Choose You.

AU!Bumblebee: Oh I Choose You.

Pisces: I

AU!Bumblebee: Choose

Both: You.

*They kiss*

All: *claps*

Bumblebee: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! SMEGLEWUVUUGGGLEMYRE, WUVU PEEKBOO

Blue: Are you done crying now?

Cricket: ......No.

Blue: *hands over tissues*

Cricket: *sniffles* Thank you.

AU!Blue: Cute, right Cricket?

AU!Cricket: Really was *Kisses his cheek*

Blue:.....

Cricket:......

Cricket: I....forgot my other self was here.

Blue: Go, you know you want to.

Cricket: *tackles AU!Cricket*

Cricket: OMM HI, I'M CRICKET BUT YOU'RE CRICKET TOO, THAT IS SO WEIRD, DO YOU THINK OUR DNA IS THE SAME AND WE'RE LIKE TWINS? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LIKE, DO WE HAVE THE SAME THOUGHTS AND LIFE, ARE YOU JUST ME FROM THE FUTURE, CAN I-

AU!Cricket: Possibly, The same as you I guess, you also think blue is cute, I don't think I'm from the future.

Cricket: He really is cute, isn't he?

Blue: *was not paying attention at all* Huh?

Cricket: *literal heart eyes* Adorable....

Sundew: *still glaring daggers at AU!Sundew*

Willow: She's you. Why don't you trust her?

Sundew: Because I know what she's capable of.

Sundew:....And also you might like her better.

Willow: Seriously? SHE HAS HER OWN WILLOW.

Sundew: AND WHAT IF SHE WANTS BOTH OF YOU?

Willow: Do YOU want both Willows?

Sundew: I mean.... The more of you in the world, the better soooo....

Nightseeker: This is good, pass the popcorn, my new favorite show. By the way did you hear about WoF coming to Netflix possibly?

Rainkeeper: I installed a popcorn maker at the bar. *pulls rope from the ceiling*

*bar drops out*

Rainkeeper: *makes popcorn, passes it around*

Rainkeeper: Best installment ever.

Joy: And yes, of course we heard, and it's not possible, it's been greenlit.

Air: Green means go.

Nightflyer: YES. THAT. FINALLY ONE OF OUR LESSONS IS PAYING OFF.

Air: Bumblebee, can you say go?

Bumblebee:........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

AU!Bumblebee: Close enough.

Nightseeker: Also you know how true love comes in signs...Our Scavenger Authors took that 5 love language quiz and both came out with Quality Time.

Air: Creepy....

Bumblebee: *reaches for AU!Bumblebee*

Bumblebee: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME-

AU!Bumblebee: Not surprised she can tell who is her...by the way that portal still needs working on.

Pisces: I know but with the dares its hard to focus

Peacemaker: More like make-outs

Auklet: *Smacks the back of his head*

Peacemaker: OW!

Joy: HA! Do it again.

Bumblebee: *tugging on AU!Bumblebee* ME ME ME ME ME ME EEEEEEEE-

Cricket: She wants you to hug her....Please hug her.

AU!Bumblebee: *Hugs Her* Heh

Peacemaker: I can see PisceBee having a family

Pisces: I will kill you.

Bumblebee: *points at AU!Bumblebee* TU. EEBLEBLEE. *points at herself* ME. ME ME.

AUBumblebee: Yes I'm you and you are me.

Cricket: Please tell me you're recording this pureness-

Nightflyer: We record everything for lawsuit purposes.

Kelp: But for adorable dragonets, we break out the video camera.

Pisces: why are you here?

Cliff: We get to do a song and we need an audience.

AU!Bumblebee: what song?

Peacemaker: *whispers*

Pisces:...I guess why not have the players watch us perform the song? All of them.

Willow: Oooo yes! I want to see!

Bumblebee: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sundew: Well I wasn't going to perform and I can't leave, so I don't really have another option.

Joy: Your other option is death.

Sundew:....I guess I'll listen to the song then.

Sundew: Unless y'all are terrible singers.

Cliff: We have an idol group basically if you look at our chapter in Broken Minds and Loss on Nightseeker's profile.

Sundew: I hate American Idol.

Willow: You hate everything.

Sundew: And?

Blue: SHUSH AND LET THEM SING.

Luna: YES, PLEASE, ENTERTAIN US SO SWORDTAIL AND I CAN HAVE ANOTHER MINUTE OF SANITY.

Swordtail: ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE BRING US FOOD.

AU!Swordtail: I brought tons

Luna:......Swordtail, I may leave you for you.

Swordtail: I understand, but if you do he takes my place in the closet.

Luna: Hell no.

Bumblebee: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Cricket: Please sing before she starts screaming.

Nightseeker: Grab the other players *Snaps claws for AU!Players*

Seashell: *walks over to Nightseeker*

Seashell: *swings backwards with a shovel and smashes him upside the head with it*

*Nightseeker falls*

Seashell: It's talons, bitch.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*DOD, JW, and Darkstalker Squad appear*

Temperature: *Stabs Seashell in the wings*

Temperature: Hurt him you get stabbed Bitch.

Seashell: *looks at the wounds in her wings*

Seashell: Totally worth it, cause I'm still right.

AU!Bumblebee: According to Tui T Sutherland it's talons and no one argues with her.

Seashell: THANK YOU.

Joy: As much as I enjoy seeing Seashell get stabbed and watching other dragons in pain, to quote the words of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, GET ON WITH IT.

Pisces: Well first of Peacemaker does most of the complaining

Peacemaker: No that would be Cliff

Auklet: Both of you stop-

*music starts*

https://youtu.be/mU0gL5owQek

Auklet/Cliff/Peacemaker/Pisces: Four Jews in a room bitching-

Cricket: *immediately covers Bumblebee's ears*

Bumblebee: Buh?

Willow: Shush, sweetie, it's for the best.

Bumblebee: Timchy wooo

Auklet/Cliff/Peacemaker/Pisces: Four Jews in a room plot a crime"

I'm bitching. He's bitching

They're bitching. We're bitching

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny
Bitch--bitch--

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

All--the--

Time...

Pisces: Whadda they do for love?

Whadda they do for love?

The Four: Four jews in a room

Pisces: Bitching

Auklet: Bitching

Peacemaker: Bitching

Cliff: Bitching

The four:Four Jews in a room stoop--

Pisces: They stoop?

The Four: To pray

Auklet: I'm Jewish

Peacemaker: I'm Jewish

Pisces: I'm Jewish

Cliff: Half Jewish

The Four: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

Bitch--bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Night and day

AU!Bumblebee: Slavery. Slavery

The Four: We crossed the desert

Running for our lives

Fleeing from the Pharaoh

Who was up to no good

Now we're at the Red Sea

Pharaoh is behind us

Wanting us extincted

Auklet: What we need's a miracle!

The Four: And then the Red Sea

Split before us--
No more tsuris

Pisces/Auklet/Peacemaker: We got our miracle!

We got our miracle!

We got our miracle!

The Four: Four Jews itching for answers *Gasp*

Four Jews bitching their whole life long

Cliff: I'm Whizzer

Auklet: I'm Jason

Pisces: I'm Mendel

Peacemaker: I'm Marvin

The Four: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

Bitch--bitch--

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Right or wrong

Auklet: In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone

And say their sons are all on fire

Cliff/Peacemaker: We are manipulating people and we need to know

Our worst sides aren't ignored

Pisce: The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely

Cliff and Auklet: We do not tippy-toe

Cliff: We charge ahead to show--

Pisces:We're good in bed

Cliff:Excel in bed

Peacemaker: We smell in bed

Auklet: Where is the bed?

Pisces:I love the bed

Auklet: Who has the bed?

Cliff: I want the bed

Auklet: Who stole the bed?

Peacemaker: Who stole the bed?

Cliff I lost it twice

Pisces: The bed is mine

Cliff: The bed is nice

The Four: The bed is--

Four Jews in a room bitching (wheee!)

Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny

Pisces:I'm nauseous

Cliff:I'm nauseous

Auklet: I'm simple

Peacemaker:I'm Jewish

AU!Bumblebee: Slavery. Slavery

The Four: Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Funny funny funny funny
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic,

Pisces: We're neurotic 
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic,

AU!Bumblebee: They're neurotic, we're neurotic 

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

(Pisces/AU!Bumblebee:They're neurotic, we're neurotic 

AU!Bumblebee: Bitch bitch bitch bitch, funny funny funny funny 

All four: Four Jews in a room bitching (in a room bitching)

Bitch bitch-

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Now and then

Can't lose

Loose screws

Four-

Cliff: One!

Auklet: Two!

Peacemaker: Three!

Pisces: Four!

AU!Bumblebee: FIVE!

The Five: Five Jews!

*End with a bow*

All:.........

Joy: Not at all what I thought they'd sing.

Cricket: Why did there have to be so many swear words?

Bumblebee: ITCHY ITCH ITCH ITCH B-

Sundew: BUMBLEBEE YES.

Willow: BUMBLEBEE NO.

Bumblebee: Bitibeeee?

Kelp: So uh....Why'd you pick that song?

Peacemaker: Our group argues constantly with songs...so I figure a song about the basic thing we do.

Nightflyer: Okay then

Joy: Well, I think we've officially freaked out everyone with their AU selves

Nightseeker: Yes and hopefully the portal is fixed.

Pisces: well..........

Nightseeker: Pisces....

Pisces: We can't fix it. The portal is one way...I mean it can be manipulated, but only to bring something or someone here.....so we're stuck here.

Seashell: Oh really.

Seashell: Cause I think the problem is that you've been working with your WEAK ASS CLAWS, INSTEAD OF YOUR TALONS, WATCH THIS.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*portal opens*

Seashell: I fixed it. You're welcome. Take your stupid claws and go.

Air: Why do I feel like the main difference between the universes was just a misunderstanding between claws and talons?

AU!Winter: THANK YOU *Jumps in*

Joy: I think I actually tolerate Seashell when she's mad at other people, this is fun.

*AU!Winter was spit out*

Pisces: You were saying?

Seashell: No, no. You don't get to do your one way stuff on me. *grabs Pisces and yeets him into the portal*

*a portal opens above Seashell, dropping Pisces on her*

Seashell: *long suffering inhale*

Seashell: You can open all the portals you want, you're still leaving. Goodbye.

DidJet: Actually... they are legally signed here as players.... 

Joy: Then we'll bring them back when we need them, but until then, *snaps talons, portal changes*

Joy: I think they'd like to go home. Right Winnie?

DidJet: Yeah that will work....also LaurJet for the win *Disappears*

Seashell: Soooooo yeet time?

Joy: *kicks Peacemaker into the portal*

Joy: Yeet time.

Seashell: Excellent. *punches Pisces through the portal*

Nightseeker: Thanks for reading! Always Wear Your Seatbelt!

Joy: Or don't. Live dangerously.

Nightflyer: NO, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT, YOU SHOULD WEAR A SEATBELT.

Air: Unless you're driving a classic car that doesn't have full seatbelts, like a 1967 Chevy Impala!

Nightflyer: Exactly! Wait- No-