Rainkeeper: GUYS PRINCE PHILLIP IS DEAD.

All: *gasps*

Kelp: I thought he was an immortal vampire...

Joy: WHO WILL THE QUEEN LEECH LIFE OUT OF NOW??

Nightflyer: Guys, celebrities die in groups of 3s...

Air: Oh no.

Nightflyer: We lost DMX and Phillip on the same day....

Joy: It was also Gerard Way's Birthday.

Nightflyer: WHO'S THE THIRD PERSON??

Hosts:.......

Joy:....*clicks on Dead! By My Chemical Romance*

Rainkeeper: I thought we weren't going to get into the MCR fandom.

Joy: Too late, the witch convinced us.

*Nightseeker appears*

NIghtseeker: I'm Good I'm Good I'm Good, Living Life Just Like I Should. Wouldn't Change it if I Could, I'm Good I'm Good I'm Good.

Kelp: Is that a song, cause it sounds WAAAAY too familiar.

Joy: HA! Way.

Nightseeker: Just a song DidJet found to keep him positive, otherwise it would be Circus Hop and so many references to death.

DidJet: YAY DEPRESSION!!

Air: POSITIVE THOUGHTS ONLY.

Joy: *turns up the volume on Dead!*

Joy: No.

Nightseeker: Anyway let's get some summoning happening. *Snaps Claws*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*players and AU! Players appear*

AU!Winter: What in three stages of Hell is going on. *Sees two Qiblis* NO NO NO!

Winter: *sees himself and two Qiblis*

Winter: *horrified screaming*

Moon: Oh three moons, what is this gonna do to the love triangle. *clutches head*

AU!Moon: This is hurting my head.

Peacemaker: Woah what is going on?

Clearsight: *glances between Peacemaker and Darkstalker*

Clearsight: Did we mess something up somewhere?

Fathom: I didn't think so....

Turtle: It's probably all my fault. Most things are.

Kinkajou: *gasps* TWO TURTLES?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

AU!Turtle: EEEEP *Hides*

Turtle: Oh no. Please don't.

Kinkajou: DOUBLE THE HUGS!!! *aggressively hugs Turtle and AU!Turtle*

AU!Kinkajou: You speak my language *Joins in*

AU!Qibli: Hey look! Two puny dragons!

AU!Winter: One Qibs is enough, I do not need two.

Qibli: *gasps* HE HAS A NICKNAME FOR ME?!!??!

Winter: I am in hell. I am in actual hell.

AU!Qibli: Chill out Frostbreath.

Qibli: Winter, can I leave you for other Winter? He has nicknames, I love him more.

Winter: By all means, take him. No refunds.

AU!Winter: Cold and Heartless...yep that me.

Moon: Someone get me out of here, I can barely handle one of each of you, two is just my nightmares come to life.

Amber: Oh honey, you think YOUR nightmares are coming alive right now? *points at AU!Umber* I have to stare at closet me.

AU!Umber: Actually, I'm in a relationship with Flame.

Amber:.....

Amber: Does he love you in your universe or is he still just Flame?

AU!Umber: Started hating me then loved me.

Amber: *tosses AU!Umber a bag of skittles* We have much to discuss.

Cliff: What is going on here?

Auklet: Your guess is as good as mine, Cliff.

Peacemaker: 3 out of 5 of the group is here...I have a pretty good idea where PicBee is...

Carnelian: *screeches*

Carnelian: *hugs AU!Cliff*

Carnelian: DOES THIS MEAN I GET TWO SONS NOW??

Cliff: GAH WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Amber: Just let it happen, this is the only happiness Carnie has in life.

AU!JW: HOLY MOONS CARNELIAN IS ALIVE??

Carnelian: Oh sweet, I don't have to face my double self, HAHA SUCKERS! BEING DEAD ROCKS.

Carnelian:....Wait....

Nightseeker: Died in an explosion...I think we once tried to revive you but.....stubbornness won and you died again..

Seashell: Hence, we are more powerful than you. And that means it's talons, not claws.

NIghtseeker:....Pisces, can you....?

Pisces: On it *opens a time portal and pulls out AU!Carnelian*

Carnelian: NOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO FACE MYSELF.

Carnelian: I'm willing to fight you for custody of this Cliff tho, I love him.

AU!Carnelian: What the Fuck....WHAT THE FUCK is going on?!

Nightflyer: I'm honestly surprised more dragons aren't having that reaction.

Fathom: At some point you just learn to accept and roll with all chaos that falls to you.

Cucumber: I guess so....

Ash: Yep

Kelp: Who are you people?!!?

Cucumber: Fathom's reincarnation.

Ash: Clearsight's.

Watermelon: Indigo's.

Clearsight: I've been reincarnated? *glances at Peacemaker and Darkstalker*

Clearsight: *shoves Ash out of the room*

Clearsight: RUN. RUN FAR AND FAST AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

Ash: Me and Peacemaker are already dating

Clearsight......Fuck.

Nightseeker: *looks at host* I can make the JW freak out some more if you want, I have two more...

Joy: By all means.

*A Sea/Rainwing appears bouncing, and a Ice/Sand/Nightwing appears reading a scroll*

Air: *gasps*

Air: IS THAT-

Air: WAIT CAN WE BRING IN ASPEN TOO, I NEED THIS.

Joy: Awww, I miss Aspen, he was fun!

Seaweed: CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!

Sungazer: Someone calm her down....

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Aspen and Stardust appear*

Seashell: There. Maximum chaos.

Moon: No, NO. TAKE HIM AWAY.

Qibli: Well this should be interesting.

Seaweed: *Sees Turtle and Kinakjou* HI MOMS AND DADS

Sungazer: *Sees Moon, Qibli, and Winter* Hello parents...

Qibli: Well this raises a question.

Winter: Oh, here we go.

Qibli: If I leave you for AU!Winter-

Winter: Please do.

Qibli: Does that make this Sungazer my step-kid or just my kid?

Winter: Either way you'd have to give up custody of Stardust.

Qibli: What!

Winter: And Turtle.

Qibli: *gasps and hugs Turtle*

Qibli: YOU CANNOT TAKE MY SONS FROM ME.

Moon: NEITHER OF YOU EVEN HAVE CUSTODY OF STARDUST, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO.

Stardust: Why did I come here?

Sungazer: Shock value. Hi, I'm Sungazer, Qinterwatcher's Daughter...I guess I'm your AU...

Stardust:...Do you like Icewings?

Sungazer: So-so, mostly my father given how many times he and Qib bicker.

Stardust: Hmmm....Then I guess it'll be up to Permafrost if you're invited to holiday dinner or not.

Aspen: So....double the parents, aye? Neat.

Seaweed: I WANT CANDY OR ELSE I SHOVE PINEAPPLES UP ALL YA SNOUTS!!

Aspen: Oh for the love of- *throws a piece of candy* Fetch.

Seaweed: YAY *Chases*

Sungazer: Turtlejou's daughter Seaweed.

Aspen: I gathered. Only someone related to my mother could be that dedicated to sweets.

Amber: *inhaling skittles*

Amber: I am mildly offended now.

Carnelian: You should be.

Auklet: We gotta get back to the others cuz we're up next in the show, Cliff

Peacemaker: Aww and miss this chaos?

Clearsight: YES. PLEASE. MISS THE CHAOS. LEAVE.

Darkstalker: Clearsight, why are you so concerned over these dragons, I don't even know who they are!

Clearsight: *sweats*

Indigo: Hey, where's Whiteout?

Whiteout: *in a corner*

Whiteout: I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME.

Indigo:....Okay....

Joy: She doesn't like it when we mess with the multiverse.

Peacemaker: Does past me know about me now?

Clearsight: NO AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL HIM, DARKSTALKER LET'S GO.

Darkstalker: But-

Clearsight: *Shoves him out a window*

Clearsight: WE'RE GOING.

Peacemaker: o.....k......I'm going to see if Pisces and Bumblebee are working...or kissing.

Kinkajou: Here, mini me! Let me give you a tour of our space!

Kinkajou: This is where we get tortured. That's the window we get thrown out of. That's Rainkeeper's pop up bar. Those are the closets we get systematically locked in to make out with people- say hi to Luna and Swordtail-

Luna: HI!

Swordtail: SAVE US!!

Kinkajou: And that's the shrine for Tam T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD and a dead bird.

Seaweed: Cool!

Sungazer: Now can we go? I have homework.

Nightseeker: Don't want to say anything to your other world parents?

Sungazer:........no

Rainkeeper: Then yes, please go. They mentioned the bird and we must mourn.

Air: *crying* THE BIRD DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE LIKE THAT OKAY

AU!JW:....Hell...we are in hell....

Joy: We did tell you that ahead of time.

*Random piano falls*

Kelp: Alright WHO REFERENCED THE ASDF MOVIES?

Seaweed: *holding a mine turtle* not me.

Aspen:....Mother, can we keep her?

Kinkajou: I don't know sweetie, we'll have to ask her parents. Me? Angry Turtle? Thoughts?

AUKinkajou: I'm fine...Turtle is busy hiding somewhere...still shy even after dealing with Oldstalker.

AU!Turtle:*Still hiding* I'M NOT SHY!!

Turtle: I'm definitely seeing the resemblance here.

Nightseeker: how many references have we made yet?

Joy: No idea.

Seashell: I tally at the END and NOT A MOMENT SOONER.

Air: I don't think I'm gonna hit that Supernatural reference number tho...Unless...

Nightflyer: NO.

Rainkeeper: NO MORE SUPERNATURAL BASED DARES.

DidJet: FURRY DARES!!

Nightseeker: NO!

Kelp: SONG DARES!

Joy: YES. ALWAYS. PLEASE.

Auklet: Well, it would help with our practice, right guys?

Peacemaker: Sure

Cliff: Why not...I don't think Bumblebee and Pisces mind.

Seashell: Alright well make it quick, I've got a word count to stay in.

Nightseeker: Your funds are good and impenetrable....*Dives in Ducktales Style before breaking some bones* FUCK!!

Seashell:.....That was the most satisfying thing I've seen in 200 chapters.

Joy: *hits Seashell*

Seashell: WHY?

Joy: *shrugs* It's been too long since I bugged you. You were getting complacent.

Peacemaker:.....coming from the dragoness that is married and had dragonets with her brother....

Joy: And?

Kelp: Our dragonets are awesome.

Peacemaker: *cough cough* Egos *Cough Cough*

Auklet: *Smacks Peacemaker*

Joy: Uh oh, he coughed, COVID Alert! *sprays Lysol directly in Peacemaker's face*

Peacemaker: *Blinks* Like that hasn't been used on me before.

Joy:....*pulls out Pepper spray gun and Maces him*

Peacemaker: Again....that has been used on me before many times...by Watermelon.

Joy: *sighs and pulls out gun* There's an ammo shortage, y'know. *shoots him in the foot*

Peacemaker: OWWWWW!!!

Joy: Don't insult my family.

Auklet:.......can we not get to killing...we already saw a slit throat before.

Winter: HA, like that's graphic anymore.

Kinkajou: You have no idea the things we've seen.

Amber: The things we've gone through.

Players:*quietly remember their trauma*....

Moon: Qibli shattered into a thousand gory little pieces once.

Qibli: I did...

Cliff: huh...ok.....so that's something.....did you ever have to deal with all the queens being kidnapped?

Turtle: All at once? Ummm

Seashell: *flipping through past dares* No?

Turtle: No. Individually...?

Seashell: Some.

Carnelian: We've kidnapped Ruby a few times. Now she's my wife.

Cliff:.....ok......how about dealing with the monster inside of you....

Qibli: Why do you think we're all in therapy?

Winter: So many monsters....

Qibli: Winter doesn't sleep because of them.

Winter: Wait- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

Qibli: I watch you sleep.

Winter:.....DON'T.

Auklet: Not like that. Like manifested focused on the part of you that you hate or obsess over.

Seashell: We did manifestations of their worst fears, but I'll take your suggestion into consideration for a future dare.

Joy: It'll be a bit though, we've got some good ones coming up.

Auklet:...we need a mind wipe then.

Kelp: Feel free to use our mind bleach trucks.

Peacemaker: *Shudders* my past....that was horrible...I can still hear it asking me to be my true self....the bodies the people I hurt *curls up in fetal position*

Air: I can still recall....our last summer....I still see it all-

Nightflyer: Why-

Air: IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD OKAY.

Nightflyer: *sighs* Now we have to sing ABBA.

Nightseeker: 11 pages...wow and people like us so that is something.......hm....

AU!Winter: DO NOT HAVE US STAY HERE FOREVER NIGHTSEEKER I WILL PERSONALLY PUT YOU THROUGH THE SHREDDER!!

Seashell: So what I'm hearing is, you want to leave. Sounds good to me.

Joy: I'll help! *throws Peacemaker out the window*

Seashell: The part was getting too long anyway. *shoves Pieces out the window*

Joy: Oh three moons we're agreeing on something.

Joy/Seashell:....*scream*

NIghtseeker:...HEY READERS IF YOU WANT US TO STAY LET US KNOW!!

AU!Winter: You're a dead dragon.

Carnelian: We're all dead dragons.