Kelp: Okay so I give Air a lot of credit now because making stuff out of clay is HARD.

Air: Why did you think it would be easy?

Kelp: I DON'T KNOW, I JUST FAILED.

Joy: What were you trying to make?

Kelp:....NOTHING.

Joy:....Kelp. Tell me.

Kelp: I was gonna make you a present and I failed...

Joy:...AIR TEACH HIM HOW TO USE CLAY CAUSE THAT'S ADORABLE.

Air: Fine, anything for Jelp.

Seashell: Oh, speaking of ships, our guest host is back.

*A portal opens...but it gets wavy and spits out Nightseeker, a Sand/Icewing hybrid, an Icewing, and Night/Seawing hybrid*

Pisces: Dad what just happened?

Nightseeker: Your guess is as good as mine

Temperature: I think we just went to TOD...but why us

Polar: wait...IS AMBER HERE I NEED TO TALK TO THE GAY QUEEN

Air: THEY'RE MULTIPLYING.

Joy: And no, Amber's not here. Next time though!

Air: Hi, I'm the certified host to go to regarding gay ship related things, I'd be happy to answer any questions you might have.

Nightflyer: I have a question. Why did Buzzfeed put Crowley and Aziraphale on a list of fictional relationships they wished happened but never did when they're actually together and it's been confirmed a thousand times over?

Air: Because Buzzfeed writers are morons. Next.

Polar: No I need to talk to the Gay Queen.

Joy: We can offer you our drag queen friends Sparkles and Molly Poppins, but that's all.

Pisces: Ok... well I'm going to....fuck....

Nightseeker: What?

Pisces: The portal's broken! We can't go back!

Seashell: WHAT.

Seashell: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GO BACK, I DON'T WANT THEM HERE FOREVER.

Kelp: Are you seriously still mad about that talon/claw thing?

Seashell: Yes BECAUSE I'M RIGHT.

Temperature: You were arguing about dragon anatomy? You are an idiot.

Nightseeker: Forget that...so how long are we stuck here?

Pisces: Not sure....wait....

*Portal gets wavy and spits out an alternate universe DoD from the fic Shifting Scales*

Hosts:.......

Air: I thought we didn't bring in the players yet...

Joy: We didn't. Those aren't our players.

Kelp: How can you tell?

Rainkeeper: They're not murdering us with their eyes.

AU!Clay: Ow my head...what happened Starflight?

AU!Starflight: Don't ask me, I can't see a thing.

AU!Sunny: It seems nice here.

Joy: HA!

Hosts: *bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper: It's not. Want a drink?

Nightflyer: If you're stuck here long enough, you will be tortured. It happens.

Air: We're sorry.

Joy: No we're not.

Air: Some of us are sorry.

AU!Deathbringer: I was almost done beating Pico in Friday Night Funking.

AU!Glory: Deathy that was a very stupid game.

AU!Deathbringer: Friday Night Funkin is a game of mental challenge and reflex.

Joy: Does it involve slapping someone, cause if so please teach me-

AU!Glory: Its a video game about rapping.

Joy: Okay then no, never. 

Kelp: We saw enough in one rap music video to fill seventeen lifetimes of trauma and confusion.

Nightseeker: Just bring the players...

Air: Yeah, why not kick the chaos up a notch!

*players appear*

Clay: Hi! *sees AU!Clay*

Clay: Oh, nevermind, I'm already here. *turns to leave*

Clay: Wait-

AU!Clay: I seem to have been dumbed down just a bit

AU!Peril: You're not dumb, Claybear

Air: Well there's a nickname I haven't heard in awhile.

Peril: Oh my moons there's two Clays.

Peril: GUYS THERE'S TWO CLAYS WHAT DO I DO???

Glory: *staring at two Deathbringers*

Glory: Panic with me?

Peril: OKAY SOUNDS GOOD.

AU!Glory: Does your Deathy ever stop being annoying?

AU!Deathbringer: Hey look! I'm twice the handsome!

Deathbringer: I....don't actually mind this.

Sunny: *staring down AU!Sunny*

AU!Sunny: Who's that? *points to Meerkat*

Sunny: My boyfriend.

AU!Sunny: Boyfriend? Neat!

Meerkat: You have a sister??

Sunny: No.

Meerkat:....Oh boy.

AU!Starflight: Please tell me that my other world Startflight is blind

AU!Fatespeaker: No.

Starflight: Sorry buddy....

AU!Starflight: So I become blind but my other world isn't...can this get any worse?

Starflight: I mean I'm a cocaine addict and we're still dating Fatespeaker soooo yes?

Fatespeaker: HEY!

AU!Starflight: I don't mind dating Fate but cocaine...what great hell have I been put through?

Air: We call it Truth or Dare.

AU!Tsunami: Still dating Squidbrain?

Tsunami: Oh, of course! Right Riptide?

Riptide: YEP! And I'm just gonna- go yeet myself off a cliff-

Tsunami: Why-

Riptide: This is a two Tsunami world now. I can barely handle the one. I won't survive.

AU!Riptide: Wait...why am I more like my father now...*Shudders*

Riptide: How fucking dare you-

Tsunami: oooooh, them's fightin words.

AU!Riptide: At least I'm less afraid of my girlfriend

AU!Tsunami: I agree just a bit but you still are a Squidbrain.

Glory: If Riptide fights Riptide, who will win?

Tsunami: I don't know, but I'll enjoy watching it.

AU!Tsunami: You said it right here sister.

Starflight: Scientifically they should be evenly matched...

Joy: This is TorD. Science has no laws over us here.

Starflight: Oh yeah? What about the law of gravity?

Rainkeeper: *flips a switch and shuts off gravity*

All: *gets slammed onto the ceiling*

Joy: You were saying?

AU!Peril:....so um what is going to happen?

Pisces: Well, if Bumblebee was here she would make sense of this...but...hey did your infinite money pit double?

Air: Oh my moons, baby Bumblebee-

Joy: I hope so, I love infinite money. Best gift we've ever gotten.

Clay: *staring at AU!Clay*

Clay: Alright. There's only one explanation here.

AU!Clay: What?

Clay: One of us.... Is an impostor.

Clay: But which one?

Kelp: Red sus.

AU!Clay: How much did you drink?

Clay: I don't drink. I ate glass once though, and a lamp. It still turns on when I cough sometimes.

Peril: It's really helpful when travelling at nighttime.

Air: Is anyone else getting flashbacks to episodes involving shapeshifters and that trope where someone has to figure out which person is the shifter and which is the real one and they shoot the shifter and when the person asked how they knew the difference, they say they just guessed, cause-

Joy: I love that trope.

Glory: Alright then let's try it. Someone mix up the Deathbringers.

Tsunami: *aggressively switches Deathbringer and AU!Deathbringer around*

Glory: Okay, now convince me you're my Deathbringer, not an impostor.

Pisces: Uh....guys...

AU!Deathbringer: Aren't we both considered your Deathbringer?

Glory: No.

Deathbringer: I was in electrical doing tasks. The body was found in medbay, hence, I cannot be the impostor. Also I love you.

Pisces: Guys...

AU!Deathbringer: Well I was scanning my card in admin, so I can't be the impostor. Also you are an amazing Queen.

Deathbringer: HEY! Don't compliment my Queen!

Glory: Alright....One last test. What is Deathbringer's nickname for me?

AU!DeathbingerDeathbringer: *At the same time* Glor Glor!

Deathbringer: Crap!

AU!Glory: He calls you the same nickname?

Glory: I guess so. But it's fine, I know who the real Deathbringer is. *points at the right Deathbringer*

Deathbringer: Oh thank the moons. How'd you know?

Glory: You were way too upset every time the other guy did something right. Only my Deathy would be so defensive.

Pisces: GUYS!!

Joy: Yeah?

*Portal gets wavy and AU! JW, Darkstalker squad, and Lost Continent characters fall out before the portal shuts down*

Hosts:.........

NIghtseeker: Oh fuck

AU!Bumblee: Uh...Pisces what happened?

Pisces: A multiple chapter dare..

Rainkeeper: Oh shoot.

Joy: This is going to be more complicated than we thought.

Kelp: Welp, at least we get to freak out more dragons out next time!

Air: *laughs* Can't wait.

Nightseeker: *looking at contracts* wait, why are our names on here?

DidJet: I may or may not have signed you guys up to be allowed to take dares if asked....*Disappears*

Rainkeeper: Cause once you're in Truth or Dare...

Joy: There's no getting out.