A/N: Welcome to book three! For the duration of this book, please note the following.

-Exits are here here here here here here here h- ANYWHERE! Except for the players, who have no escape, and no exit.

-This book is rated mature for swearing, Joy, drug use, excessive seven minutes in heaven, flaming gays, probably at least 6 copyright violations of some kind, at least one incest dare, so much flippin shippin, and an amount of references so great it has broken numerous pens. 

-This book does have the power to trap you into other fandoms, specifically those of Supernatural, Sanders Sides, and Throne of Glass. You have been warned.

-The comments section is yours. Say whatever the hell you want, but please refrain from fighting. No one likes mean language unless it is directed at Macaw or Dolores Umbridge.

-For more T or D content, please turn to our Truth or Dare Playlist found on Spotify, or our Discord Server. 

-If you wish to use any of the T or D hosts in your own Truth or Dare book, please consult with LaurenABlack in a PM and permission will be granted. Cameos are always fun.

-If you would be willing to participate in a collaborative chapter of this book, please say so in the comments section.

-Dares and rare truths are chosen randomly by the Jar of Sorrow (Patton pending). If you wish for your dare to be chosen sooner, please remind the author of what the dare was and we will make an effort to do it ASAP. Otherwise, please be patient, but note we do not mind friendly reminders.

-Do not try this at home. Hosts and author are not responsible for any sort of injury, dismemberment, death, imprisonment, spit-in-your-face, bedazzlement, defenestration, or cornhobbling that may occur should you attempt any of these activities, although we are willing to start a GoFundMe page for your bail money. 

-Updates occur roughly every 3-4 days. Less when school is more hectic or author is on vacation. We promise that this series is the one that will never be abandoned unlike some of LaurenABlack's.....other books.....That will not be named!

-Please keep your hands and other appendages inside the vehicle for the duration of the ride. Thank You for choosing Truth or Dare 3, DO OR DIE, and we hope you'll enjoy the ride. 

Air: HI!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: WELCOME TO BOOK THREE OF THIS MADNESS!

Joy: If you haven't read books 1 and 2 already then what the hell are you doing here, go read those first, we're not responsible for what you don't understand if you skip books.

Nightflyer: Now that we're at the start of a new book, I think it's time we went over some things again,

Seashell: SUCH AS THE RULES!

Joy: Rule number one- There are no rules.

Seashell: Why do I even try- *starts shredding notecards*

Rainkeeper: Okay, while there are no rules, there are some guidelines. For instance, here are the people you can dare or give truths to!

The DOD-  {Includes Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, Fatespeaker, and Meerkat}

Kelp: You finally made it Meerkat, good job!

The JW- {Includes Moonwatcher, Winter, Qibli, Carnelian, Turtle, Kinkajou, and Amber (Umber when necessary)}

Joy: Feel free to mess with the sexualities of those guys as much as you want. There's like nothing we haven't done to them before.

Air: Also Happy Pride Month!

The Lost Continent (LC) Group- {Includes Blue, Cricket, Sundew, Willow, Luna, and Swordtail}

Air: Plus Bumblebee when we feel like it

Rainkeeper: So pretty much always. We love the adorable dragonets.

The Darkstalker Squad- {Includes Darkstalker, Clearsight, Fathom, Whiteout, and Indigo}

Joy: Thoughtful can be easily added to that too if you want.

The Hosts- {Includes Joy, Air, Kelp, Seashell, Nightflyer, and Rainkeeper}

The Scavengers- {Includes Ivy, Flower, Leaf, Wren, Daffodil, Violet}

Air: We'll also gladly throw Sky into that mix if you want too.

Nightflyer: We also accept dares for literally A N Y O N E else in the series. Even Tui herself. 

Rainkeeper: Or anyone from our scavenger author's books of JALGFY, LATSSS, and LTCC

Joy: JALGFY can now be found in Graphic novel, Audiobook, and Spanish versions too!

Seashell: And no matter how filthy, dirty minded, murderous, disgusting, vile, incestuous, unspeakable, gay, or hilarious your suggested dare is, we'll do it. Eventually.

Rainkeeper: We did finally tally it up and we have a minimum of 336 dares to do right now, and that's just counting ones we DIDN'T go digging for.

Kelp: *laughs* We have no dignity.

Seashell: And there's literally only been ONE dare we've ever rejected! Seriously. You've seen what's happened in these books before.

Joy: You know what we do at each 100th part. Nuff said.

Nightflyer: We'd also like to give a thank you to Changethemimicwing, as they gave us a loan of infinite dollas in the last book, and that's gonna be our budget money for the rest of this series.

Air: You can tell we got money because we changed the cover.

Air: It's awesome, right?

Joy: Speaking of stuff, we're also going to mention that any sort of fanart, fanfiction, YouTube video, memes, MAP, or cosplay is 1000000% ALLOWED. PLEASE GIVE IT TO US.

Nightflyer: We want a cut of any T-shirt sales though.

Air: Our scavenger author literally lives off fanart of her characters. It's unhealthy. There's even a Wall of Fame, please help us add to it. 

Joy: And now that we've covered all the necessary stuff, LET'S BEGIN THE DARES!!!

Rainkeeper: And what better way to kick off the insanity then by releasing everyone's inner insanity right from the very beginning?

*Queen Sunshine of the ScreamyWings, King Butterfly, Princess Capricorn, Cocaine Starflight, Sunny with no verbal filter, Murderbasket, and all the other players super high appear*

Sunny: Oh. My. Moons. WHY.

Murderbasket: I am not please with this name switch.

Glory: Oh shush, Deathy.

Winter: BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS!!!

Kinkajou: *screams* WHY IS QUEEN ELSA YELLING AT ME?

Winter: THAT'S QUEEN SUNSHINE TO YOU, DISCO BALL!

Starflight: Stupid idiotic disco balls, stupid quicksand fathers and crazy girlfriends.

Fatespeaker: *grabs a megaphone and screams through it*

Starflight: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!?!?

Fatespeaker: BECAUSE IF YOU'RE TALKING THROUGH A MEGAPHONE, YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYONE DISAGREEING OR COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU!

Starflight: freakin' moronic plum-

Fatespeaker: LA LA LA LA-

Amber: CARNIE.

Carnelian: *sharpening a pool cue with bloodshot eyes*

Carnelian: Yes?

Amber: I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

Carnelian: I would say I know what I want to do with mine, but I'm dead so that doesn't really matter. Nothing I do matters.

Amber: but-

Carnelian: *stabs pool cue through her eye* Continue.

Amber:.........

Rainkeeper: Hey, at least she didn't break any of my booze this time.

Joy: What, you mean like this? *breaks bottle over Clay's head*

Clay: OH MY MOONS, EDIBLE CANDY GLASS! I AM SO HUNGRY.

Peril: CLAY NO-

Amber: I WANNA BE A GYPSY!

Carnelian: So you can live in a tent and be stereotyped as a thief and-

Amber: NO, FOR THE OUTFITS.

Amber: Can't you just see me in those twirly skirts? And the EARRINGS. OMM THE EARRINGS. QIBLI!

Qibli: I! Am! Princess! CAPRICORN OF THE CANDY CORN- Yes Amber?

Amber: PIERCE MY EARS.

Qibli: What.

Turtle: Ooooohhhh yessss, then you could hang crabs from them.

Moon: *giggles* Sebastian the crab....

Air: *giggles* Sebastian Roche....

Nightflyer: *giggles* Sebastian Stan....

Qibli: I don't know how's to pierce the earses-

Carnelian: *rips pool cue out of eye*

Carnelian: I got this.

Amber: CARNIE, NO. PUT YOUR EYE BACK.

Carnelian: WHY?

Amber: CAUSE RUBY WILL GET MAD IF YOU COME HOME MUTILATED. 

Seashell: Yeah, and we love this game, but I reaaaalllly don't think we should risk starting a war with Ruby-

Joy/Kelp: *paints war stripes on their faces*

Joy: Bring it on.

Kelp: WE FIGHT TO DEFEND TAM T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD'S HONOR!!!

Meerkat: Wait, who?

Joy: *unveils giant portrait of a grocery store attendant, with a bunch of lit candles and flowers surrounding it*

Sunny: *plays the bugle*

Rainkeeper: WE LOST AN INNOCENT MAN TO THIS GAME. EXPLODED IN A GROCERY STORE THE JADE WINGLET BLEW UP.

Winter: THE QUEEN OF THE SCREAMYWINGS NEVER APOLOGIZES FOR HER CAUSALITIES!

Winter: *squawks like a bird*

Joy: AND BY THE DECREE OF THE FANDOM, HE WAS TO BE NAMED TAMLINISADICKHEAD TAMLINISADICKHEAD.

Kelp: BUT THAT'S KIND OF A MOUTHFUL SO WE SHORTENED IT TO TAM T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD.

Joy: YES THE T. ALSO STANDS FOR TAMLINISADICKHEAD.

Air: May you live happily in the afterlife, Tam!

Joy: And may you forever be remembered as a better person than your namesake ever was!

Hosts: *salute the portrait of Tamlinisadickhead T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD*

Tsunami: Is that portrait going to stay there for the whole game?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Starflight:.......I want to lick it.

Air: NO LICKING THE WALLS.

Riptide: But CAN WE LICK THE PORTRAITS?

Air:.....No.

Starflight: Too late.

Winter: BY ROYAL DECREE, I DECLARE ALL PORTRAITS LICKABLE!

Carnelian: AS KING BUTTERFLY AND QUEEN OF THE SKYWINGS, I DENY THAT MOTION!

Winter: YOU'RE A KING, YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT, MARY WINCHESTER.

Carnelian: *gasps*

Carnelian: JUST BECAUSE WE BOTH DIED IN FIRES DOESN'T MEAN I'M A HORRIBLE MOTHER. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I TAKE BETTER CARE OF MY CHILDREN THEN YOU DO.

Winter: I HAVE NO CHILDREN.

Qibli: But I'm Princess Capricorn....

Qibli: OH THREE MOONS AM I ADOPTED????

Carnelian: Oh shit.

Winter: UH OH.

Carnelian: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Qibli: I AM, AREN'T I? you adopted me!

Winter: No, we bought you at a garage sale last fall.

Qibli: *starts crying*

Carnelian: YOU ARE JUST HORRIBLE.

Turtle: I thought I was Winter's son...

Rainkeeper: Yes, you're Winter and Qibli's son, but Princess Capricorn is Queen Sunshine and King Butterfly's son.

Kinkajou: Some days I'm upset I wasn't chosen as King Butterfly, but I just wasn't the most hideous walrus in the room, and I accept that.

Starflight: Tam tastes like paint and burnt ends.

Kelp: *beating Starflight with a scroll*

Kelp: LEAVE OUR DEAD SON ALONE!

Joy: OUR SON IS DEAD.

Kelp: WE HAVE NO SON.

Joy: YES WE DO!

Kelp: NO WE DON'T- Oh wait, Shore.

Nightflyer: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?!?

Glory: mADNESS?

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Rainkeeper: Dammit Nightflyer, WE BANNED THAT WORD FOR A REASON!

Glory: This isn't madness.

Glory: THIS. IS.

Glory: TRUTH OR DARE!!!!! 

Glory: *dropkicks Nightflyer into a pit*

Air: HOST DOWN, REPEAT HOST DOWN.

Seashell: We have broken SO MANY RULES IN THE CONSTITUTION ALREADY.

Joy: *rips the constitution up and throws the pieces at the insane players*

Joy: WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE, FUCKERS.

Kelp: We're gonna have a good time.