Nightflyer: *starts gathering up anything fragile and moving it far far away*

Rainkeeper: What are you doing?

Nightflyer: *moving Tam's whole shrine away*

Nightflyer:.......Just wait.

Hosts:.......

*ground starts shaking*

Kelp: Earthquake?

Nightflyer: *pulls everyone behind the riot shields*

Nightflyer: I wish.

Joy: Do I need weapons?

Nightflyer: Nope. *straps colander on head for protection*

*ground shakes more*

Hosts: *look to giant double doors*

*DOUBLE DOORS SLAM OPEN AND THAT WHOLE PARADE FROM ALADDIN COMES THROUGH SINGING WITH AIR ON TOP OF AN ELEPHANT*

Air: IT'S CAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

*DESTIEL BANNER WAVES ABOVE HER, CONFETTI CANNONS GO OFF, MENAGERIE IS LET LOOSE IN THE ROOM AS THE ENTIRETY OF TUMBLR RUNS AROUND SCREAMING AND LIGHTING SHIT ON FIRE*

Air: *screams at the top of her lungs and slides off the elephant*

Air: AFTER ELEVEN GLORIOUS SEASONS OF EYE FUCKING AND SUBTEXT AND MORE TENSION THAN ANY TWO STRAIGHT ACTORS SHOULD LEGALLY HAVE IN A ROOM- DESTIEL IS CAAAANNNNOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!

Nightflyer: YAY!

Air: JUST-I-CAS SAID I LOVE YOU TO DEAN!!!!! 

Air: *literally explodes into a puff of red confetti*

Rainkeeper: Did....Did she have confetti blood?

Air: *respawns and continues screaming*

Air: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE WAITED?!!?!?!?!?

Joy: *flipping through Truth or Dare book one*

Joy: Well by my calculations- about 5 years?

Air: ABOUT FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!

AIR: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Air: *explodes again*

Air: *respawns again and starts crying*

Air: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW.

Kelp: What do you mean you don't know?

Air: I DIDN'T THINK WE'D GET THIS FAR!

Nightflyer: And how are you doing with the.....rest of the episode?

Air:..........

Air:.........

Air: *pulls out a revolver and shoots herself in the head*

Nightflyer:........ I should not have spoken.

Rainkeeper: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!?!??!

Nightflyer: That was what happens on both ends of the spectrum that Supernatural's last episode put you on. Either you're screaming and hosting a parade, or you're dead.

Seashell: Should I respawn her?

Nightflyer: No.

Seashell: WHAT WHY-

Nightflyer: She'd just shoot herself again, let her rest for a little while.

Joy: Anyone else getting flashbacks to Joker or just me-

Kelp: Oh three moons why would you remind me of that movie, there were so many children in the audience that need therapy now....

*players appear*

Tsunami: WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?

Riptide: AND WHERE DID THE ARMY OF ANIMALS AND TUMBLR PEOPLE COME FROM???

Starflight: And why did this happen during one of my cocaine hallucinations?

Air: *appears in another burst of confetti*

Air: I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN BUT I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!

Clay: Destiel?

Air: HOW DID YOU ALREADY KNOW?!?!?!!?

Clay: You know those articles that pop up when you go to google? That's where I get all my news, and it was on there.

Clay: You made the news.

Air: NO SHIT, 2012 TUMBLR HAS REVIVED ITSELF, THE POWER OF LOVE MADE PUTIN SURRENDER, AND CASTIEL CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET BEFORE NEVADA COULD FINISH COUNTING NUMBERS, IT WAS MOMENTOUS NIGHT.

Air: *starts crying*

Air: I'M GONNA GET THE WHOLE SPEECH TATTOOED ON MY SCALES SO I CAN REMEMBER IT FOR ETERNITY.

Nightflyer: That's ah.....That's a big speech.

Air: I DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!

Peril: IS there a dare today or is Air just losing her mind?

Air: *shaking, laughing, crying, and screaming at the same time*

Sunny: It's like happy Patton on steroids....

Air: I JUST ASDJKDKWFJIQEJNV-

Glory:.......Okay how did you pronounce that perfectly?

Air: MISHA MADE MERCH ABOUT THIS SHIT, AND I'M SPENDING MONEY I DON'T HAVE ON IT.

Rainkeeper: I thought we had infinite dollas.

Seashell: Yeah but I cut Air off because she was spending too much money on ebay auctions.

Air: *curls up on the floor, smiling and sobbing*

Nightflyer: *pokes her*

Nightflyer: Do you need anything?

Air: Hope, the addresses of all the writers in Supernatural, and a Misha Collins "For Love" angel wing necklace.

Nightflyer: There's two episodes left and no one knows what will happen. There's hope.

Air: BUT ALSO SO MUCH FEAR.

Nightflyer: I think the address of the writers can be found on Supernatural Wiki, I'll look,

Nightflyer: And I'll buy you the necklace.

Air: *cries harder*

Air: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FICTIONAL, YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO BE REAL.

 Nightflyer:.......

Nightflyer: Air, you're fictional too.

Kelp: Three moons, we're nearly 700 words in and we haven't even mentioned the dare.

Joy: We're letting Air have her moment of conflicted happiness.

Rainkeeper: Yes, brace yourselves and mark this as the start people.... There are two episodes of Supernatural left, and then our reign of Supernatural themed dares begins.

Seashell: So AKA if you have a dare that's supernatural related that you want in this, DARE IT NOW.

Seashell: If it's not supernatural relate, please wait six years because we've fallen behind on our emails again and I'm scared of the numbers in the Jar of Sorrow.

Hosts: *duck behind the riot shields and shudder at the sight of the jar of sorrow*

Deathbringer: So are we just....NOT doing a dare?

Air: ME REACTING TO LIFE AND REALITY IS THE DARE, DEATHBRINGER, AND I'M NOT GOOD AT DOING THAT.

Joy: Time is running out. Memento Mori.

Kelp: Less than a week left in Unus Annus.

Rainkeeper: All good things must come to an end this year. Unus Annus, Supernatural, Sean Connery....

Nightflyer: Anyone else started a countdown clock to the end of 2020 yet?

Seashell: Anyone else terrified for what 2021 is going to be?

Joy: Nope.

Seashell: Seriously?

Joy: Yep.

Seashell: HOW.

Joy: Because the world is at rock bottom, Seashell.

Joy: And to quote the wise words of the Koala from Sing,

Joy: The great thing about rock bottom is that the only direction left to go, IS UP!

Kelp: *hits a sandbag*

Joy: *is launched up into the air*

Seashell: What about 'Anything that can go wrong will go wrong?"

Air: WE'VE ALREADY LIVED THAT.

Air: AND I CHOOSE TO LOOK UP-

Air:....DESTIEL FANFICTIONS ON WATTPAD AND AO3.

Nightflyer: There it is.

Glory: WHAT IS THE DARE?

Rainkeeper: FORGET IT, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS PART. WE'LL START FRESH NEXT TIME.

Seashell: Hey, people wait whole weeks for these updates, we can't leave them hanging like this!

Rainkeeper: Then we shall.... *shudders*

Rainkeeper: DOUBLE UPDATE.

Hosts: *gasp*

Joy: Ohhhhh, we haven't done that since our average word counts for these parts was 300 words...

Air: And we had to make up the dares ourselves....

Air: I'VE GOT IT. 

Air: SO THE PLAYERS HAVE TO WRITE DESTIEL FANFICTION-

Seashell: NO!

Air: *yeets Seashell out the window*

Air: MY SHIP IS CANON AND I AM IMMORTAL, SEASHELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

Joy: I think I'm gonna like this new version of Air.

Nightflyer: This is the new Air?

Kelp: I guess.

Nightflyer:.......Rainkeeper pour me a drink.

Rainkeeper: Way ahead of you, buddy.