Joy: Hey Air, you're innocent right?

Air: The only two things more innocent than me in this game are Tam's memory and Kevin.

Joy:.....Good enough. Listen to this song for me.

Air: Okay! *listens*

Air:......I love it.

*two hours later*

Joy: Hey Nightflyer, I got Air addicted to a song.

Nightflyer: Oh nO.

Joy: Relax! It's actually an innocent song for once.

Air: *skipping around and singing*

Air: It's fun to run, it's fun to play, it's fun to make things out of clay-

Nightflyer: Okaaaaay

Air: It's fun to fill your car with gas, it's fun to breaaaaaak things made of glass!

Nightflyer: NO.

Air: It's fun to spray yourself with mace, it's fun to-

Nightflyer: *clamps Air's mouth shut*

Nightflyer: NO. No. 

Air: *stares at him*

Nightflyer: *stares back*

Nightflyer:.......NO.

Air: So I shouldn't have broken all the glass vases?

Nightflyer: DAMMIT JOY YOU KNOW HOW EASILY INFLUENCED BY MUSIC SHE IS.

Joy: *laughs hysterically*

*players appear*

Sunny: I am still SO VERY VERY MAD ALL OF YOU.

Rainkeeper: Oh teah?

Joy: NO.

Rainkeeper: Teah.

Joy: NOT THIS AGAIN.

Rainkeeper: Hell teah.

Joy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Rainkeeper: tEaH-

Joy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rainkeeper: TeAH

Kelp: Oh three moons, I thought we killed that word

Rainkeeper: YOU CAN NEVER KILL TEAH! IT'S FETCH!

Air: Stop trying to make Fetch happen.

Rainkeeper: WELL TEAH HAPPENED SO MAYBE FETCH WILL TOO.

Nightflyer: Never.

Rainkeeper: Hell teah it will.

Rainkeeper: The T in Tam T. Tamlinisadickhead now stands for TEAH-

Joy: NO IT DOESN'T.

Rainkeeper: Teah can't stop me 

Joy: I WILL SERIOUSLY STAB YOU-

Rainkeeper: Oh, Teah-lly?

Glory: Joy, don't stab your brother

Joy: *holding six knives*

Joy: But-WHY?

Rainkeeper: Teah.

Glory: Because I SAID SO.

Joy: *drops knives and pouts*

Riptide: Wait, SHE TAKES ORDERS FROM YOU??!?

Glory: Well, sometimes. She is my daughter.

All:.........

Starflight: and you haven't used that til NOW WHY!?!?!?!?

Glory: If I use it to much, it won't work.

Rainkeeper: I'm amazed it works at all, but hell teah!

Joy: *stabs Rainkeeper in the arm*

Rainkeeper: OW!!!

Joy: Shut up, you deserved that one.

Meerkat: IS there a point to us being here other than you stabbing your, uh *flips through flashcards* brother with a knife?

Sunny: I made him flashcards so he knows who everyone is.

Meerkat: They are very helpful.

Seashell: Wait, you made flashcards about us?

Sunny: Yes.

Seashell: What does mine say?

Meerkat: Seashell. Daughter of Tsunami and Riptide, twin of Kelp. Shipped with Geyser but has an unrequited crush on Winter. The organizer of all dares. Magical snapping powers, underappreciated, likely is very lonely.

Seashell: Okay, most of that is accurate but I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON WINTER.

Sunny: Really?

Seashell:....ANYMORE.

Sunny: Likely story, honey.

Air: *drags in a huge pile of brown stuff*

Air: OKAY, DARE TIME!

Fatespeaker: If that's shit, I swear to the moons-

Peril: Doesn't smell like shit.

Fatespeaker: In this game, that proves nothing.

Air: It's NOT SHIT.

Fatespeaker: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

Air: It's clay!

Clay: Wait, that's me?

Clay: IS THIS WHAT I'M REDUCED TO IN THE FUTURE????

Air: Clay, no-

Clay: WHAT ANIMUS DID I ANGER TO BE CURSED THIS WAY? WAS IT TURTLE????

Air: I-

Clay: *hugs the pile of clay*

Clay: TURTLE, WHATEVER I DID I'M SORRY, DON'T LET ME LIVE THIS WAY!

Clay: Wait, there's no heartbeat. OH MY MOONS, PERIL, I'M DEAD. I'M A DEAD BROWN LUMP!

Peril:........It's okay, Clay.

Clay: NO IT'S NOT *starts crying*

Air: Oh my gosh, CLAY, IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S CLAY.

Clay: THAT'S ME!!!

Air: The moldable art supply! NOT THE DRAGON 

Nightflyer: Or the hamster, for that matter. 

Clay: Wait, what hamster?

Nightflyer: Nothing.

Nightflyer: RIP hamster Clay

Air: For today's dare, you are all entering my domain!

Riptide: Oh no.

Players: *immediately put on Supernatural t shirts, scarves, hats, and other merch*

Air:.....Okay, YES, but not the domain I was referring to.

Air: I meant sculpting!

Air: Hence the....clay....

Clay: *still crying over the clay*

Air: You all have to sculpt Clay, the dragon, out of clay!

Clay: You want to sculpt me out of my own flesh? WHO DOES THAT?!!??!

Joy: I don't know, probably Godzilla.

Seashell: Don't encourage him.

Air: NO- CLAY. LISTEN.

Air: We are sculpting YOU,

Clay: Yes, me. Clay.

Air: Out of this solid brown stuff

Clay: That is me, Clay.

Air: That is made of mud and dirt and other minerals that is found in nature and HAPPENS TO BE NAMED clay. 

Air: You were named after this stuff. It is not actually you.

Clay:...........So I was named Clay after clay.

Nightflyer: YES, EXACTLY.

Clay: *tears up*

Clay: I didn't know my father's name was also Clay.

Air: *flips a table*

Air: I give up. Everybody just grab a chunk, take some tools and start working.

Air: It's easier to mold if you add some water.

Sunny: Is there a particular pose we have to put him in?

Nightflyer: No, you have creative freedom.

Air: But note I will be judging these.

Deathbringer: What does the winner get?

Air: SATISFACTION.

Deathbringer: And.....bragging rights?

Joy: No.

Rainkeeper: After you murdered everyone and bragged about your free pass to the point where the other plays killed you in a zombie apocalypse, we've banned bragging rights.

Deathbringer: Shame....It was fun.

Glory: It was highly obnoxious.

Deathbringer: Yet FUN.

Sunny: Can we at least have something to entertain us while we work?

Air: HELL TEAH!

Joy: NOT YOU TOO.

Rainkeeper: TEAH TEAH TEAH TEAH TEAH TEAH TEAH-

Air: Nightflyer, hit play on the boombox!

Nightflyer: No.

Air: WHY?

Nightflyer: I don't approve of Joy being a bad influence on you, so I do not approve of the song I know you're going to play.

Air: Awwwwww

Kelp: Do it for teah *presses play on boombox*

Joy:.......I can't tell if I should be mad at you for saying that word, or proud that you pressed play.

Kelp: Be proud, teah?

Joy: Nope, dead. You're dead to me.

Kelp: Teah teah, that's fair.

Joy: I lost my dear soulmate Kelp today.

Kelp: TEAH!

Joy: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

Kelp: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Seashell: Teah!

Air: I like nice girls with gum disease
I like to tickle peoples knees
Don't tell me no just tell me yes
And then we'll breaaaaaaaaak things made of glass!!!

Peril: Wait....what?

Air: Sometimes I put on special pants-

Starflight: Why special pants?

Meerkat: I'm afraid to ask what makes them special

Air: And then I board a plane to France
When I arrive I start to dance
And then I breaaaaaaak things made of glass-

Starflight: That's not a rhyme.

Air: YEAH I KNOW THAT DANCE DOESN'T RHYME WITH GLASS. SO??? WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH?

Starflight: Okaaaaay

Air: But broken glass will tell you lies
Bleed your soul and blind your eyes
Like a demon with a side of fries
You better beware ... of broken glaaaaaaass
Of broken glaaaaaaaaaass

Air: Harmonica solo!

Joy: *aggressive does a harmonica solo*

Rainkeeper: Can I hear a wahoo?

Air: WAHOO! *breaks glass vase*

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Air: Mmm, children that glass sure does look delicious, doesn't it?

Clay: It does.

Air: But you can't eat it.

Clay: AWWWWW

Air: cause broken glass is not a food,

Clay: But....I've eaten broken glass in this game before....

Air: So don't you listen to some dude,
Who says put a cheese on broken glass,
And make a sand-a-wich!!!!!!!Out of broken glass...

Clay: Sooooo, make a sandwich with cheese and broken glass?

Peril: No, Clay, DON'T-

Clay: I made a sandwich out of cheese and broken glass.

Peril: Well don't EAT the sandw-

Clay: I ate the broken glass sandwich.

Peril:.............

Peril:........CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL

Air: Let's sing a song about broken glass,
I'll help you write it after class,
There is no song that can surpass
The song we siiiiiiiiiiiiiing
About broken glass...

Kelp: *shatters glasses*

Air: TEAH.

Nightflyer: EVERYONE STOP BREAKING GLASS!

Joy: No. *breaks glass*

Nightflyer: *screeches*

*hours of sculpting later*

Rainkeeper: Alright, let's see how everyone did with their sculptures.

Peril: *has a puddle of burning mud*

Peril: I did try.

Air:........Good effort.

Peril: I'll take it.

Riptide: *has a half decent sculpture of Clay eating a sandwich made of broken glass*

Air: I love it.

Riptide: I couldn't really get the face right-

*face falls off*

Riptide: Uh oh.

Air: We'll pretend that never happened.

Clay: *screams* MY FACE!

Tsunami: *has a hacked sculpture of Clay surrounded by cows*

Air: Beautiful.

Tsunami: I thought so.

Glory: *has a perfect sculpture of Clay crying next to a lump of clay*

Rainkeeper: I always knew my artistic talent came from you.

Glory: I know.

Air: Can we put this in a museum?

Nightflyer: If we had a museum, then yes.

Air: One day.....

Nightflyer: One day.

Deathbringer: *has an average sculpture of Clay*

Kelp: This is pretty goo- OW! These corners are sharp.

Deathbringer: No they're not.

Kelp: I'm bleeding.

Deathbringer: That's not my problem.

Air:.......Deathbringer, did you make an assassin weapon out of your sculpture?

Deathbringer:.........Maybe.

Rainkeeper: Wow.

Joy: I'm so proud.

Fatespeaker: *has a sculpture of Clay yelling at chickens*

Air: *laughs* PERFECT!

Fatespeaker: I'll admit, I'm impressed with this one.

Air: As am I.

Starflight: *has a sculpture of Clay with his mouth wide open*

Air: Not bad.

Starflight: No, wait, you haven't seen the best part. *pulls on clay Clay's tail*

*sculpture lights up*

Starflight: It's also a fully functional lamp.

Air: Woah.

Rainkeeper: Teah.....

Riptide: Hey, that's not fair!

Sunny: Nobody said we could turn the sculpture into other stuff!

Clay: Hey, it's just liker that time when I swallowed a lamp!

Clay: *coughs and starts glowing*

Clay: I keep waiting for the lightbulb to burn out, but it hasn't happened yet....

Meerkat:......I think you should see a doctor about that.

Clay: Are you kidding? It's a great party trick!

Meerkat: *facetalons*

Meerkat: *has a vague dragon shaped sculpture*

Air: Art's not your thing, is it?

Meerkat: Not even close.

Air: Fair enough, not everyone is artistically inclined. Good try.

Sunny: *has the most accurate version of Clay, colors and all*

Clay: Wow. *stands next to it*

Clay: Guess which one is the real Clay?

Tsunami: *points at the realm Clay*

Clay: *gasps* How did you know?

Tsunami: Cause you were the one talking....

Clay: Still!

Air: A+ work, Sunny. I love how realistic this is.

Sunny: Well, spend enough time with Clay and you remember what he looks likes.

Peril: *growls*

Air: Alright, Clay. Which sculpture is your favorite?

Clay: Hmmmmm

Clay: Peril's.

Peril: What?

All: WHAT?!?!

Clay: She was the only one who didn't just make normal me. She used that artistic expression junk that Air was talking about.

Peril: Awwwww

Air: Well now that that's over with....

Nightflyer: No-

Rainkeeper: TEAH-

Air: IT'S FUN TO RUN

Joy: IT'S FUN TO PLAY,

Kelp: IT'S FUN TO MAKE CLAYS OUT OF CLAY,

Seashell: IT'S FUN TO FILL YOUR CAR WITH GAS,

Rainkeeper: IT'S FUN TO BREAAAAAAAK

All: *looks at Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: *sighs*

Nightflyer: THINGS MADE OF GLASS!

Air: TEAH!