Joy: It's 4 am, I just killed a bug, and our scavenger author is writing this while listening to MIIA.

Rainkeeper: Sleep is for the weak.

*players appear*

Nightflyer: Oh my moons, it's the first time we've had a group larger than both the DOD and the JW.

Fathom: I'm still very confused by this game.

Blue: Why do Luna and Swordtail have to stay in the closet the whole time?

Luna: *through closet door* SHUT UP BLUE WE'RE GOING FOR A RECORD HERE.

Clay: Peril, do you know who these dragons are?

Peril: No idea.

Clay: Okay good, I thought I just forgot all their names.

Moon: And you'll BEHAVE, RIGHT DARKSTALKER?

Clearsight: don't tell my soulmate what to do.

Darkstalker: Yeah MOON.

Clearsight: Darkstalker behave.

Deathbringer: YOUR BOYFRIEND SUCKS.

Clearsight: WE KNOW.

Carnelian: So why are we here?

Kelp: Well, you'll never believe this, but it's for a dare.

All:..........

Tsunami: WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

Seashell: FUCK YOU WATSON.

Rainkeeper: Ah, Johnlock.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Cliff appears, adorable as ever*

Cliff: HIIII!!!!

Clearsight: Oh three moons, DARKSTALKER HE'S ADORABLE CAN WE ADOPT HIM?

Carnelian: HEY! NO YOU CAN'T. THAT"S MY SON.

Cricket: You seem a little young to have a dragonet-

Blue: Cricket shush!

Cricket: What? Why!

Blue: You can't just SAY STUFF LIKE THAT

Cricket: WHY.

Luna: *from the closet* I CAN'T SEE FROM IN HERE, IS THE BABY DRAGON CUTE?

Indigio: OBNOXIOUSLY CUTE, YES.

Luna: Awwww!

Swordtail: Blue stay back! Baby dragonets can be very dangerous!

Sundew: That is so not tru-

Bumblebee: SNUDOO! *pokes Sundew in the eye*

Sundew: AHH SON OF A BI-

Willow: LANGUAGE THERE ARE BABIES PRESENT.

Sundew: Oh please I swear in front of Bumblebee all the time.

Willow: *gasps*

Willow: How DARE YOU SWEAR IN FRONT OF OUR CHILD-

Cricket:.......Ok, we gonna have a serious custody battle later but for now, can we get to what we're supposed to be doing here?

Nightflyer: Fair enough, fair enough. For starters, we need you to meet someone.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Jam demon appears*

All:.......

Sunny: What the heck is that?

Rainkeeper: This is Cram Mc Duncan III, but he goes by Jeff.

Air: He's a jam demon. 

Clay: *raises hand* Question.

Nightflyer: Answer.

Clay: Is he made of jam and can I eat him?

Hosts:.......

Air: Please don't eat Jeff, we don't need another vigil on the wall.

All: *looks mournfully at the portrait of Tam*

Cricket: How is he alive? Does he eat jam or is he made from it? If there's a jam demon, is there a jam hell? If there's jam hell if there jelly hell, or margarine hell, or butter hell? How many hells related to things you spread on toast are there? Does-

Blue: Please make her stop.

Nightflyer: Jeff, please answer those in the comments MOVING ON.

Joy: Now onto the dare. We need you to kill Cliff.

DOD: *gasps or horror*

JW: *completely freezes*

LC/Darkstalker Squad: ..............

Fathom: Who's Cliff?

Cliff: Hi. *waves*

LC: *screams*

Fathom/Whiteout/Clearsight/Indigo: *also screams*

Darkstalker: Okay.

All: *immediately turns on Darkstalker*

Carnelian: YOU HURT MY CHILD AND I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING DI-

Amber: PROTECC THE BABY

Clay: *grabs Cliff, wraps his wings around him*

Clay: NO MORE DEAD DRAGONETS.

Peril: Ruby is going to kill us all.

Joy: Well your alternative to killing Cliff is killing Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: *tilts head*

Bumblebee: Snarglepoof?

All:..........

Indigo: Okay we'll shoot the baby.

Carnelian: LIKE HELL-

Glory: PROTECT THE CHILD.

Clay: I AM PROTECTING THE CHILD.

Sunny: You can't kill Cliff, he's our version of Baby Yoda!

Cliff: I miss Baby Yoda, he was fun.

Joy: *sets up table*

Joy: I've laid out a variety of weapons for you to choose from, ropes, knives, guns, etc.

Winter: *grabs gun*

Moon: WINTER, I SWEAR TO THE PLURAL FORM OF ME-

Winter: There's only one thing to o.

Winter: *walks over to Clay*

Winter: *shoots Clay, then shoots Cliff*

All:.........

Joy: Y'know I really didn't think any of them would have the balls to do it, but.....damn.

Peril: *drops to the floor*

Peril" *loud painful noises*

Air: *hugs her*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Cliff and Clay respawn*

Seashell: Alright, who's next? I'm only gonna respawn Cliff after this.

Carnelian: Only Cliff?

Seashell: Yes.

Carnelian: Good.

Carnelian: *linebacker tackles Winter with a hyena screech*

Winter: WHAT THE SHIT, CARNELIAN-

Amber: RIP HIS FAVORITE PARTS OFF!

Carnelian: *proceeds to shred Winter apart*

Darkstalker: *kills Cliff*

Clearsight: HE WAS AN INNOCENT BABY YOU ASSHOLE! *crying*

Darkstalker: I'm sorry?

Indigo: He'll come back, right?

Joy: Yes.

Indigo: And you'll kill us all if we don't kill him right?

Joy: Brutally yes.

Indigo: I'M SO SORRY TINY BABY. *snaps Cliff's neck*

*Cliff respawns again*

Cliff: I forgives you.

Indigo: I HATE MYSELF *starts crying*

Sundew: Me next!

Willow: DON'T YOU DARE-

Sundew: IT'S HIM OR BUMBLEBEE.

Willow:........Yeah okay.

Cricket: NOT OKAY!

Willow: DO YOU WANT THE BABY BEE TO DIE?

Cricket: No.....

Willow: THEN STAB THE SKYWING.

Cricket: What happened to my life.

Sundew: *poisons Cliff*

Cricket: *cries and stabs Cliff*

Luna: I'm so glad we're locked in a closet and don't have to do this dare.

Swordtail: Me too.

Joy: *puts Cliff in front of the closet door*

Joy: Guys I dare you to break down the closet door.

Swordtail: Oh, OKAY!

Swordtail/Luna: *break down the door, effectively smushing Cliff under it*

Luna:........This doesn't count as us leaving the closet, does it?

Joy: Nope, get back in there.

Luna: OKAY! 

Sundew: Your turn Willow.

Willow: But-But I CAN'T-

Sundew: Hey, you can't yell at Cricket to stab a dragonet and then not do it yourself.

Willow:........Okay you have a point there. I just don't want him to suffer.

Sundew: *hands her a dart*

Sundew: He won't feel a thing.

Willow: Thanks babe.

Willow: *kills Cliff*

Sundew: We should murder dragons together more often.

Willow:....NO!

Glory: I don't know who those two are, but we need to be with them more often, they're amazing.

Joy: We know.

Cricket: Alright, Blue your turn.

Blue: BUT I DON'T WANNA!

Luna: C'mon Blue, we all did it.

Swordtail: Peer pressure, peer pressure peer pressure

Cliff: Just get it over with.

Blue:........*kills Cliff*

Cliff: *respawns* Thanks!

Blue: Hell. I'm going to hell.

Sunny: STOP SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN.

Deathbringer: Well, I'm next. *puts Cliff's throat*

Glory: What is WRONG WITH YOU??!?!!?!?!?

Deathbringer: This may surprise you, but this is not the first dragon under 7 that I've killed.

Glory: HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!!!?

Deathbringer: I'm an ASSASSIN-

Fathom: I'll make this as painless as possible.

Cliff: I'd appreciate that.

Fathom: *uses animus magic to painlessly kill Cliff*

Fathom: Quicker and easier than falling asleep.

Turtle: That's actually a good idea. *uses animus magic to kill Cliff as well*

Whiteout: *hugs Cliff*

Whiteout: You smell like ballads.

Cliff: You're funny.

Whiteout:........You'll be happier out of this world. *slits his throat*

Darstalker: *stares with wide eyes*

Clearsight: don't look at me, she's YOUR sister.

Fathom: You're next, Clearsight.

Clearsight: Pass.

Indigo: You can't pass-

Clearsight: P A S S.

Meerkat: I feel like I should know who Cliff is, but I don't.

Meerkat: Want a piece of candy with super glue in it?

Cliff: Ooo, a piece of candy! *eats it*

Cliff: *dies*

Sunny: *crying* Who ARE YOU?

Meerkat: I'm just embracing the idea of Truth or dare like you said to!!

Sunny: BUT NOT LIKE THIS!!!!

Sunny: *hugs Cliff to death whiole sobbing*

Cliff: *respawns*

Sunny: *hugs him again*

Sunny: I'M SO SORRY YOU PURE CHILD.

Starflight: *snorts a line of cocaine*

Starflight: Well if we have to do it, might as well go all out.

Starflight: *puts on sunglasses and starts smoking a cigar*

Fatespeaker: THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!!!

Starflight: *grabs six guns and fires them all at Cliff*

Joy: Yes we rewatched Boondock Saints for the 24th time. Don't judge us.

Fatespeaker: *grabs a knife*

Starflight: oooooh, easy there Rambo!

Fatespeaker: *kills Cliff*

Amber: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU EVEN HESITATING ANYMORE?!!?!?!?

Fatespeaker: We're over 400 dares into this shit. We've lost the ability to care anymore.

Amber:........MONSTERS.

Riptide: Can Tsunami and I kill him together?

Air: Sure.

Riptide/Tsunami: *shoot Cliff*

Tsunami: This is not okay.

Riptide: It's not okay, but we did it together, so we're both equally not okay now.

Tsunami:........OKAY.

Nightflyer: Clay?

Clay:.......I GOT SHOT IN THE FACE FOR THIS KID, I'M NOT GONNA KILL HIM.

Peril: *crying*

Peril: Cliff, I-

Cliff: It's okay Auntie Peril. Everyone's doing it, and I'll be okay. Mommy doesn't have to know.

Carnelian: *falls down and screams*

Peril: *cries harder*Come here.

Cliff: I always wanted to hug you.

Peril: *hugs Cliff*

Cliff: *burns to death*

Peril: *lets him go before he turns to ashes and keep sobbing*

Joy: *picks off a piece of roasted Cliff corpse*

Joy: Clay if you eat this we'll count it as your turn.

Clay:.............

Clay: I really wanna say no, but I did skip breakfast, so

Clay: *eats it*

All: *stares*

Sundew: Okay so he's the most fucked up one, moving on.

Moon: I mean... his songs are a little annoying-

Peril: SHUT YOUR UNGODLY LOPSIDED MOUTH RIGHT NOW

Carnelian: HE IS A MUSICAL PRODIGY YOU ASSBUTT.

Air: Nice, nice.

Moon: *stabs Cliff*

Carnelian: I'm going to smother you in your sleep.

Moon: I'm okay with that.

Qibli: And you PROMISE  Queen Ruby isn't going to kill any of us for this?

Joy: Ruby has no idea this is happening, but we can guarantee you safety from her. Carnelian, on the other hand....

Carnelian: *has literal smoke coming out of her ears*

Qibli:......I accept that fate, I just didn't want to start a war. *snaps Cliff's neck*

Cliff: *respawns*

Qibli: We cool little man?

Cliff: We cool!

Qibli/Cliff: *fist bump*

Rainkeeper: Glory, you're the last one from the DOD who still has to go. *hands her a gun*

Glory: I can't do it. 

Deathbringer: You have to.

Glory: BUT JUST LOOK AT HIM! He's too pure to suffer.

Glory: I can't. I just can't.

Joy: *sighs*

Joy: Alright, it's fine, Glory. Just give me the gun.

Glory: Thank you. *hands her the gun*

Joy: *moves her hand at the last second so the gun drops on the floor, fires and shoots Cliff*

Joy: Holy shit that actually worked HA!

Glory: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!

Joy: Cause you were holding a Glock and I knew it would fire if dropped. Duh.

Glory:.....You really are mine and Deathbringer's daughter.

Joy: I know. I don't know where you got Rainkeeper from though.

Rainkeeper: HEY!

Clearsight: *snaps Cliff's neck*

Fathom: WHAT!

Darkstalker: What made you change your mind?

Clearsight: I didn't like what happened in any of the futures where I didn't do it.

Joy: Good choice.

Turtle: Kinkajou-

Kinkajou: I won't do it, I'm not gonna do it, nobody's gonna make me do it, I won't.

Air: I will give you one raspberry candy if you do it.

Kinkajou: *decapitates Cliff* Where that candy at?

Nightflyer: And then there were two.

Amber/Carnelian: *sitting defiantly on the floor*

Kelp: Amber.....

Amber: NO.

Seashell: Why not?

Amber: FRIENDS DON'T KILL FRIEND'S STEP CHILDREN.

Carnelian: YEAH.

Rainkeeper: In two phone calls, I can have the entire stock of Skittles in the entire multiverse, and can make sure you never even see another one. Or you can quickly kill a two year old.

Cliff: I'm two?

Amber:..........

Carnelian: Don't you dare.

Amber: They're just gonna kill us if we don't!

Carnelian: THEN PERISH.

Amber: I got hoes, Carnie, I can't die.

Carnelian: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING KILLING MY SON BECAUSE OF YOUR WHORES?!?!?!!?

Amber: .................And because Joy will kill me.......

Carnelian: If you do this you're dead to me.

Kelp: HA!

All: *stares at Kelp*

Kelp: It's....funny....cause she's dead....?

Joy: This is why I love you.

Amber: Cliff, you're my buddy and alll, but-

Cliff: You don't have to explain yourself. I get it. No hard feelins. Imma write a great song about this.

Amber: *tears up*

Amber: And I'll watch you perform it on the biggest stage in Pyrrhia, right?

Cliff: Of course! You get front row and everything.

Amber: *crying*

Amber: CARNIE I'M SORRY.

Carnelian: FUCK YOU.

Amber: JUST SAY YOU'LL FORGIVE ME FOR IT.

Carnelian: I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOUR SISTER FOR BLOWING ME UP!

Amber: What if I let you kill her afterwards?

Carnelian:.........Then yeah, ok, we'll call that even.

Amber: *kills Cliff* Okay good.

Carnelian: *whimpers*

Kelp: You're the last one left, Carnelian.

Carnelian: He is my son.

Cliff: It's okay, Second Mommy.

Carnelian: NO IT'S NOT AND I'M NOT GONNA DO IT, FUCK ALL YALLS.

Clearsight: You're not going to like the outcome if you don't.

Carnelian: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Carnelian: *glares at Joy*

Carnelian: Do your fuckin worst.

Joy: *grabs a whip* Are you sure about that?

Carnelian: I'm not killing him.

Cliff: But they'll hurt you!

Carnelian: That's okay, baby. 

Cliff: No it's not!!! DON'T HURT MY MOMMA 'NELIAN!!!

Kelp: Well if she won't kill you, then we have to.

Cliff: Then I'll do it for her. *grabs knife*

Rainkeeper: WAIT NO-

Cliff: *kills himself*

All:...................

Joy: Too far.

Carnelian: *crying* I HATE YOU ALL.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Cliff repsawns*

Cliff: We good now?

All: *staring at Cliff*

Kelp: Uh, sure.

Cliff: Okay. Momma Nelian, can we go home now?

Carnelian: Yes we can.

Carnelian: DIE IN A WHOLE YOU ASSHATS.

Carnelian: *leaves with Cliff*

All:...........

Sunny: Who the FUCK DARED THIS?!?!!?!?!?

Hosts: *point at Comrade Aspen*

Players: *grab the weapons*

Players: *attack Comrade Aspen*

Kelp: We blame all of this on our messed up Discord Server.