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A/N: Updates are gonna be on Saturdays and Tuesdays now :)

Kelp: *frantically scribbling on paper*

Rainkeeper; What are you doing?

Kelp: Drawing.

Rainkeeper: Drawing what?

Kelp: I've been thinking about starting a webcomic about funny relatable stuff. Like Sarah Scribbles.

Rainkeeper: Really?

Kelp: Yeah. I think it's gonna be pretty cool.

Rainkeeper: Can I see what you have so far?

Kelp: Sure!

Rainkeeper:..........

Kelp: What do you think?

Rainkeeper: Did Joy give you the idea for this one?

Kelp: How'd you know?

Rainkeeper: *hands drawing back* You should call it badly drawn comics.

Kelp:......WELL NOT EVERYBODY'S FUCKING PICASSO, ASSHOLE.

*players appear*

Joy: I thought it was hilarious.

Kelp: THANK you.

Seashell: Guys season 2 of Umbrella Academy comes out in less than 10 days, and I seriously do not think we are excited enough about it, so quick who from Umbrella Academy are you???

Joy: I would say Diego for the knives, but honestly Cha-Cha.

Rainkeeper: Guess that makes me Hazel.

Air: Dolores!

Nightflyer: You want to be a manequin-

Air: YES AND YOU'RE FIVE SHUSH.

Nightflyer: I thought I was Pogo, but okay-

Seashell: I'm the Robot Mom.

Joy: No, you're Luther.

Seashell: Why am I Luther?

Joy: Cause NOBODY LIKES YOU!

Rainkeeper: Are you ever going to stand up for your sister?

Kelp:.......Buddy, let me put it this way.

Kelp: If I defend Seashell, Joy will rip off some of my parts that I'd really like to keep. If I defend Joy, Seashell will verbally rip my head off and then my parents will be pissed at me. I do not win in either situation, so I do not defend either of them in a fight against each other.

Rainkeeper: Wow.

Kelp: I'm good at staying alive.

Rainkeeper: You should give lessons to Deathbringer and Riptide on this stuff-

Kelp: I do on Sunday mornings.

Rainkeeper:.......Why am I not surprised-

Air: Amber is obviously Klaus.

Amber: *cries* DAVE!

Joy: Also Carnelian, how do you feel about having a girlfriend?

Carnelian:.....I'm married-

Joy: Before that.

Carnelian: Is it Ruby?

Joy: No.

Carnelian: Oh....Okay?

Joy: Great, awesome, you have a girlfriend now.

Carnelian: But I'm  still married to like two people-

Air: Let's make it three.

Kelp: The day one of you has six wives, we will sing Cell Block Tango.

Amber: I volunteer Carnie for that purpose, and call dibs on being the wife that kills her.

Carnelian: Wow.

Amber: That night, when I fixed her her drink-

Carnelian: Why are you like this?

Amber: Y'know SOME GIRLS JUST CAN'T. HOLD. THEIR. ARSENIC.

Joy: Oooohhhhh my moons, Carnelian, GO MARRY FOUR OTHER DRAGONS SO WE CAN HAVE THIS MONTAGE.

Kinkajou: So what are we singing today?

Nightflyer: How do you know we're singing?

Kinkajou: There's a boombox in the corner.....Also where is Kevin?

Air: He's having a cat spa day with Clay.

Turtle: Why does that make sense?

Nightflyer: Okay fine, yes, Winter and Turtle have to sing.

Winter: TURTLE GOES FIRST CAUSE I HATE ALL OF YOU.

Turtle: Me? First? That- That never happens.....

Kinkajou: I will shower you with love and attention, Turtle, I hope you know that.

Joy: You should do that after the song cause he has to sing A Thousand Years by Christina Perri and there is no other dragon in the world he's allowed to sing that too.

Air: *inhales* TURTLEJOU!!!!!!!!!

Turtle: Alright, let's do this. What other purpose do I have in life other than to entertain you all against my will.

Rainkeeper: What's the meaning of life?

Air: Kale.

Kelp: 42.

Air:........

Kelp:........

Kelp: Why Kale?

Air: That's what Misha said so that's what I believe.

Nightflyer: Rainkeeper. Booze. Now.

Rainkeeper: *pulls out a flask and tosses it to him*

Nightflyer: *chugs flask*

Nightflyer: She's gonna give me a drinking problem.

Rainkeeper: Join the club.

Joy: *hits play on the boombox*

Joy: YOUR TIME TO SHINE, TURTLE.

Turtle: I don't shine, my scales are very dull-

Joy: JUST SHUT UP AND SING.

Turtle: Heart beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave
How can I love when I'm afraid to fall
But watching you stand alone
All of my doubt, suddenly goes away somehowOne step closerI have died everyday, waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand moreTime stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything, take away
What's standing in front of me
Every breath, every hour has come to thisOne step closerI have died everyday, waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand moreAnd all along I believed, I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand moreOne step closer
One step closerI have died everyday, waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand moreAnd all along I believed, I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

Kinkajou: *crying*

Amber: ARE YOU CRYING???

Kinkajou: NO THERE'S JUST A LOT OF WATER ON MY FACE- TURTLE COME HERE.

Kinkajou: *bear hugs him*

Turtle: Was it good?

Kinkajou: IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL-

Rainkeeper: Alright, Winter's turn.

Kelp: Winter Turning.

All:........

Kelp: No?

Seashell: NO.

Air: Winter who do you love?

Winter: No one.

Air: Well.....who do you hate?

Winter: Qibli.

Qibli: Love you too, bae!

Air: So then you love Moon.

Winter:.............

Winter: I guess?

Air: PERFECT! Now sing Nightflyer's favorite angsty love song.

Nightflyer: I love angsty love songs. 

Air: Whole playlists dedicated to them.

Nightflyer: I Hope by Gabby Barrett, I Got the Boy by Jana Kramer, So Far Away by Mary Lambert, Red Ragtop by Tim McGraw, Fire on Fire by Sam Smith-

Joy: We don't need to hear the whole playlist.

Amber: But wait I LOVE ALL THOSE SONGS! Which one is Winnie the Turd singing?

Winter: I'm glad my sister killed your sister.

Amber: *wordlessly flips Winter off*

Nightflyer: I Hate U, I Love U by Gnash and Oliva O'Brien.

Air: See I REALLY like Olivia's part in the song cause her voice is nice, but I really DON'T like Gnash's singing voice so I don't like his part. 

Nightflyer: I can live with that.

Winter: I don't love anyone. I only have hatred.

Joy: Well then you're going to take all your repressed Dean Winchester feelings and sing them as Qibli and Moon!

Winter:.....Most of my hatred is for you specifically.

Joy: That's a nice compliment, but you have a dare to do.

Nightflyer: *hits play on the boombox*

Winter: *groans*

Winter: Feeling used, but I'm still missing you
And I can't see the end of this
Just wanna feel your kiss against my lips
And now all this time is passing by
But I still can't seem to tell you why
It hurts me every time I see you
Realize how much I need you

Winter: *looks at Moon*
I hate you, I love you
I hate that I love you
Don't want to, but I can't put
Nobody else above you
I hate you, I love you
I hate that I want you
You want her, you need her
And I'll never be her

Winter: Feeling used, but I'm
Still missing you and I can't
See the end of this just wanna feel your kiss
Against my lips and now all this time
Is passing by, but I still can't seem to tell you why
It hurts me every time I see you
Realize how much I need you

Winter: *looks at Qibli*

I hate you I love you

I hate that I love you

Don't want to, but I can't put

Nobody else above you
I hate you I love you

I hate that I want you

You want her, you need her

And I'll never be her

Winter: *looks at Moon and Qibli* I miss you when I can't sleep

Or right after coffee
Or right when I can't eat
I miss you in my front seat
Still got sand in my sweaters
From nights we don't remember
Do you miss me like I miss you?
Fucked around and got attached to you
Friends can break your heart too
And I'm always tired but never of you
If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit
I put this reel out, but you wouldn't bite that shit
I type a text but then I never mind that shit
I got these feelings but you never mind that shit
Oh oh, keep it on the low

Winter: You're still in love with me but your friends don't know
If you wanted me you would just say so
And if I were you, I would never let me go

Winter: I hate you I love you

I hate that I love you
Don't want to, but I can't put
Nobody else above you
I hate you I love you
I hate that I want you
You want her, you need her
And I'll never be her

Winter: I don't mean no harm, I just miss you on my arm
Wedding bells were just alarms caution tape around my heart

You ever wonder what we could have been?
You said you wouldn't and you fucking did
Lie to me, lie with me, get your fucking fix
Now all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed
Always missing people that I shouldn't be missing
Sometimes you gotta burn some bridges just to create some distance
I know that I control my thoughts and I should stop reminiscing
But I learned from my dad that it's good to have feelings

When love and trust are gone

I guess this is moving on

Everyone I do right does me wrong

So every lonely night, I sing this song

Winter: I hate you I love you
I hate that I love you
Don't want to, but I can't put
Nobody else above you
I hate you I love you
I hate that I want you
You want her, you need her
And I'll never be her

Winter: *stares at Qibli*

Winter: All alone I watch you watch her
Like she's the only girl you've ever seen
You don't care, you never did
You don't give a damn about me
Yeah all alone I watch you watch her
She's the only thing you've ever seen
How is it you never notice
That you are slowly killing me

Winter: *looks at Moon and Qibli*
I hate you, I love you
I hate that I love you
Don't want to, but I can't put
Nobody else above you
I hate you, I love you
I hate that I want you
You want her, you need her
And I'll never be her

Nightflyer: I don't think we have to explain to you why THIS IS THE MOST WINTER SONG OF ALL TIME.

Joy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU'RE RIGHT.

Seashell: This is the one love triangle I ship.

Qibli/Moon/Winter: *all look ready to cry(

Amber: That was like watching a slow burn fanfic unveil itself in real life. 

Amber: Do it again.

Kinkajou: I want to ship. BUT WHAT DO I SHIP!?!?!?

Turtle: Winter wins today's round of angsty love songs.

Kinkajou: He does not! You were amazing!

Turtle: Yeah but his was better.

Kinkajou: I DON'T CARE, YOU WIN!

Moon: HELL NO, WINTER WON!

Kinkajou: Moons, WHY WON'T ANYONE LET TURTLE WIN ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE?

Turtle: I don't need to win anything else, I've got you.

All:...........

Moon: Turtle wins.

Nightflyer: Turtle totally friggin wins.

Joy: Winter go cry in the corner.

Winter: Okay. 

Winter: *goes and cries in the corner*

Qibli: *downloads I hate u I love u onto his phone, slaps on headphones*

Qibli: I have to go eat my feelings while listening to this song on repeat of sixteen hours bi- I MEAN sixteen hours straight. Later. *leaves*

All:........

Carnelian: So what other songs ARE on your angsty love song playlist?

Nightflyer: *pulls up playlist* Oh, I'm so glad you asked.

Nightflyer: Mercy by Shawn Mendes, You and Me by Lifehouse, Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, White Blank Page by Mumford and Sons, King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men, Always Remember Us This Way by Lady Gaga-