Air: *wallpapering the room in Destiel fanart*

Seashell: *climbs in through the window*

Seashell: Well that was the most pointless part we've had in awhile.

Air: *shoves her back out the window*

Air: ALRIGHT! LET'S DO THE DARE BEFORE SOMEONE MENTIONS SOMETHING ACCIDENTALLY THAT TRIGGERS ALL THE EMOTIONAL PAIN I'M REPRESSING!

*players don't appear because they never left*

Glory: So what are we ACTUALLY DOING,  besides letting Air blow out our eardrums with her screaming?

Air: *purposefully screams extra loud in Glory's ear*

Glory: SEE WHAT I MEAN???

Joy: We're playing the latest game craze and one of my new favorites.

Kelp: Phasmaphobia?

Joy: No.

Kelp: Papa'a Freezeria?

Joy: Latest favorite, meaning the game is new.

Rainkeeper: It's Among Us. Which for those under a rock is basically just Mafia and/or Werewolf, but in space.

Joy: IT HAS LITTLE ASTRONAUTS MURDERING EACH OTHER WITH ADORABLE KILLING ANIMATIONS, I LOVE IT.

Tsunami: I'm not at all surprised.

Meerkat: I've been here a week and I'm not surprised either.

Nightflyer: And you guys are gonna play a round! Enjoy!

Sunny: *raises hand*

Nightflyer: Yes....Sunny?

Sunny: Hi, I live under a rock! How do you play Among Us?

Nightflyer: *gasps* AN EXCUSE TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING??? YES!

 Nightflyer: So there's 10 people on a team, and you're all little astronauts THAT LOOK LIKE THIS.

Joy: Everyone gets a different color and you can have funny hats and pets and outfits as well.

Nightflyer: Among you there are 2 impostors (sometimes 1 or 3, but usually 2) that are NOT CUTE ASTRONAUTS, BUT ACTUALLY MURDERERS!

Sunny: *gasps*

Nightflyer: Your job as a crewmate is to complete fun short tasks to keep the ship up and running and to avoid being killed. The impostors job is to run around and kill everyone without getting caught. Impostors can also hide and use the vent in the ship as shortcuts to avoid being seen.

Joy: If you come across a dead body, you report it, and the group meets up to discuss where the body was found, and who might be an impostor. Suspicious people are called sus.

Nightflyer: You vote or skip to get rid of people and try to take down the impostors before they take down you!

Joy: And if you die, you wander around as a ghost and try to complete your tasks before the game ends, but most people just leave and find a new game because you can't talk to the living once you're dead. 

Nightflyer: got it?

Sunny: GOT IT!

Rainkeeper: Great, have fun!

*Players appear as little astronauts in the loading dock, free to fiddle with their hats and colors*

Clay: Brown, cheese hat

Peril: Red, military hat.

Tsunami: Cyan, newsboy hat.

Riptide: Lime, plunger hat.

Glory: Pink, flower hat.

Deathbringer: Black, fedora.

Starflight: Blue, fez.

Fatespeaker: Purple, cowboy hat.

Sunny: Yellow, balloon hat.

Meerkat: Orange, Flamingo Hat

*game starts*

Sunny: Ooooo this is so cool!

Clay: Scan admin card.... WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

Peril: We'll figure it out Clay, just stay with me!

Clay: Okaaay.... Promise you're not secretly an impostor that's gonna kill me?

Peril: I would never hurt you!

Tsunami: Sus.

Peril: SHUT UP TSUNAMI.

Riptide: Why did Medbay tell me to take a coffee break? Is there coffee in this game? IS THAT ANYONE TASK???

Deathbringer: PEW, PEW- DIE ASTROIDS, DIE!!!

Glory: Welp, Deathy's in weapons then.

Meerkat: Can someone explain to me how I have four different tasks in Navigation?....And also where navigation is?

Sunny: There's a map in admin, sweetie.

Meerkat: Great! Where's admin?

Starflight: *grabs a megaphone and screams into it, calling a meeting*

Starflight: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Clay: What

Glory: Where

Riptide: Where

Peril: Where

Deathbringer: Where

Tsunami: Dammit I was SO CLOSE to being down with that stupid Reactor task-

Starflight: Fatespeaker's dead. I found her in Electrical. I didn't see anyone.

Deathbringer: Sus.

Starflight: What HOW? I JUST FOUND HER.

Deathbringer: Yeah but we all know you don't like Fatespeaker so if anyone's gonna kill her it's you.

Starflight: THAT'S NOT TRUE-

Glory: No, no. He's got a point there.

Tsunami: Soooooo self report?

Riptide: Yep, vote Blue.

Sunny: Light blue or Dark blue?

Tsunami: STARFLIGHT, SUNNY, NOT ME.

Sunny: Whoops.

Tsunami: Dammit Sunny.

*voting ends, all but two votes are for Starflight, one for Deathbringer and one for Tsunami*

Starflight:......Deathbringer I hate you.

Deathbringer: So long impostor sucker.

*Starflight was Not an Impostor.... 2 Impostors remain*

Deathbringer: Uh oh.

Glory: If it's not Starflight, then who was it?

Meerkat: It's always the person you least expect.....so it's probably Clay.

Clay: WHAAAAAAAAA?

Peril: No it's not, I've been with him the whole time!

Tsunami: Clay and Peril are kinda sus, they've been staying with each other the whole time.

Glory: Yeaaaahhhh

Peril: First of all, if I was an impostor WHICH I'M NOT, Tsunami would be dead by now. 

Tsunami: Wow.

Peril: Secondly, Clay is baby. He doesn't even know where he is right now. He has no idea how to be an impostor. 

Deathbringer: Prove it. CLAY! What room are you in right now?

Clay: The....janitor's closet?

Peril: O2.....He's in O2......

Deathbringer: Okay Clay is definitely not an impostor.

Sunny: Brown is safe then.

Clay: And I've been with Peril the whole time and she hasn't killed anyone so Red is safe too!

Glory: Has she REAAAALLLLLY not killed anyone? The WHOLE time?

Clay: I mean.....

Clay: Not in the game....

Sunny: *slams the emergency meeting button*

Tsunami: What

Peril: what

Glory: What

Sunny: MEERKAT AND DEATHBRINGER ARE DEAD AND I SAW TSUNAMI LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND'S BODY.

Tsunami: WHAT! No I didn't!

Peril: Proof.

Clay: Where

Sunny: IN UPPER ENGINE.

Glory: Alright TSUNAMI DID YOU KILL DEATHY, CAUSE IF SO WE HAVE A PROBLEM-

Tsunami: I DIDN'T! I'm not a impostor I swear!

Sunny: LIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Tsunami: What happened to nice Sunny?

Sunny: NICE SUNNY DIED WHEN YOU KILLED MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Tsunami: Well I mean.....He's not your future husband anymore....

Sunny: *slams the vote button*

*Voting ends, all but one vote are for Tsunami, Tsunami votes for Sunny*

*Tsunami was an impostor....1 Impostor remains*

Peril: So let's get this right, currently the people left are me, Clay, Riptide, Glory, and Sunny, and out of those the impostor has to be either Riptide, Glory, or Sunny.

Riptide: How do you know that?

Peril: Because we deemed me and Clay innocent earlier.

Glory: Uh huh, but we ALL KNOW Clay would cover for you if you were an impostor.

Clay: I would not!

Sunny: And if Peril promised you a donut?

Clay:......I might....

Sunny: Exactly.

Glory: So really NO ONE is safe.... Except Clay.

Clay: But I also can't lie!

Sunny: That's true, he can't.

Clay: So believe me when I say-

Riptide: I want it thaaat waaaaayyyy-

Glory: *hits emergency meeting*

Glory: Vote out Riptide.

Riptide: What?

*Voting ends, all vote for Riptide*

*Riptide was Not an Impostor.....1 Impostor remains*

Clay:.....so anyways, I was saying, PERIL IS NOT THE IMPOSTOR.

Sunny: We'll see.....

All: *splits up to do tasks*

Clay: Maybe we should split up so they don't think we're sus.

Peril: Okaaaaay. *leaves Clay*

Glory: *kills Sunny, then Peril*

*one minute later*

*game ends*

DEFEAT

*Glory and Tsunami's ghosts pop up*

Rainkeeper: That was amazing.

Deathbringer: GLORY!

Glory: What?

Deathbringer: YOU SNAPPED MY HEAD OFF!

Glory: You were in the way of me winning!

Deathbringer: I TRUSTED YOU!

Glory: Well that sounds like a you problem!

Riptide: I can't believe the Backstreet Boys got me killed.

Fatespeaker: Gotta be careful when you take the backstreets, everybody knows that.

Sunny: This was so much fun!

Meerkat: You got stabbed in the back literally AND metaphorically.

Sunny: But it was FUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

Glory: 10/10 would play again.

Kelp: Good, because you're going to.

Joy: We just haven't decided when yet.

Air: Now, back to more important matters.

Seashell: Oh here we go again....

Air: *sparta kicks Seashell out the window and climbs back on her elephant*

Air: TIME TO ALERT THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT DESSSTTTIIEEEEELLLLL IS CAAANNNOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!