Seashell: *flipping through dares to do*

Seashell: Hey, Australians? Can you explain something to me?

Seashell: If you get so mad in the comments when we stereotype something about Australia, then WHY DO I HAVE 3 SEPARATE DARES DARING PEOPLE TO STEREOTYPE AND IMPERSONATE AUSTRALIANS? 

Joy: Maybe people from other countries want to anger the Australians?

Seashell: That sounds like a losing battle, and besides, I know for a fact that at least one of the stereotype Australian dares was literally dared by an Australian, so now I'm even more confused.

Kelp: Maybe they're like Americans, and they deliberately want to make fun of themselves.

Joy: Possible, possible.....BUT HEY, THAT'S AMERICA'S THING!

Air: YEAH! WE SUCK!

Rainkeeper: Guys, guys, relax! It could be worse.

Rainkeeper: We could be England.

Hosts:........

Joy: Yeah, okay, that's fair.

Kelp: Scottish people literally chant "We hate England more than you" when they play football against Ireland. Or at least I think it was football.

Air: Oh, there's something we can all agree on- AMERICAN FOOTBALL SHOULD NOT BE CALLED FOOTBALL.

Nightflyer: Air, we're technically American made dragons, you realize that right-

Air: IT'S STILL STUPID! THEY DON'T USE THEIR FEET!

Rainkeeper: Then what does the kicker do?

Air:........SHUT UP, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Joy: Wait wait, I've got a joke. Kelp, you be England even though I like you.

Kelp: Okay.

Kelp: Favourite.

Joy: Favorite.

Kelp: Colour.

Joy: Color.

Kelp: What are you doing?

Joy: Getting rid of u lol

Joy: This. This is the peak of humor.

Seashell: You know there's actually a ship for Britain and America, right?

Rainkeeper: Yes and I lowkey ship it, don't judge me til you read this.

Hosts:..........

Nightflyer: Dammit I ship countries now.

Air: CANADA CAN BE THE FLOWER GIRL AT THE WEDDING!

*players appear*

Amber: *checks calendar*

Amber: You're late.

Nightflyer: But not for a very important date

Amber:.....Excuse you, I'm ALWAYS important!

Joy: Tell that to Tui.

Hosts: *freak out and start yelling like that meme with the rapper*

Rainkeeper: Ha, no seriously, we just got distracted by writing workshops

Nightflyer: I blame Seashell for overbooking us.

Seashell: I didn't overbook shit, YALL ARE JUST LAZY.

Kelp: We had workshops from 11am to 11pm!

Seashell: Then you had from 8am to 11, then from 11pm on to do dares.

Moon: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not staying up that late for a stupid dare.

Turtle: Isn't your tribe nocturnal?

Moon:.....I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

Carnelian: You need a beauty coma, cause sleep's not doing anything for you.

Moon:......BOYS.

Qibli/Winter: *lunge at Carnelian*

Carnelian: Everything you do to me, Ruby's entire army will do to you.

Qibli/Winter: *pause*

Qibli:........Yeah, no, that's not worth it. Moon, you're still really pretty though.

Winter:......Screw it. *punches Carnelian in the face*

Carnelian: *dramatically opens flip phone and calls Ruby*

Carnelian: Hey babe, some asshole Icewing punched me in the face.

*wall explodes and the Skywing army marches in*

Winter:.......Still worth it.

Vermilion: Joy? Is that you?

Joy: Vermilion, I swear I paid off those gambling debts-

Kelp: Your what?

Vermilion: Aren't you guys the ones who had Cliff murdered over TWENTY TIMES?

Hosts:..........

Air: Um.

Air:.........No?

Rainkeeper: *grabs Tam T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD's portrait off the wall and runs out*

Hosts: *flee the scene entirely*

Skywing army: *lines up and starts punching Winter in the face*

*one beating to death and one T or D setting change later*

Nightflyer: Y'know, I don't think we've every explained to the readers where we actually play this game.

Joy: Good. Let them theorize and stew in the unknown. I like fan theories.

Rainkeeper: There was one theory that since we play outside of space and time, the players actually have the same powers as us, like the ability to snap things into existence and such.

Qibli: Wait CAN WE ACTUALLY DO THAT?!?!?!

Kinkajou: SUDDENLY.........PINEAPPPPPLES!!!!!! 

*nothing happens*

Hosts:...........

Hosts: *burst out laughing*

Seashell: Bold of you to assume we're dumb enough to let you guys have any sort of power.

Turtle: Shut up Seashell.

Seashell: *mouth disappears*

Seashell: *glares at Turtle and snaps talons*

Seashell: *mouth reappears*

Seashell: Point taken and overruled.

Air: Nightflyer, what if animuses are just Adam from Good Omens in dragon form?

Nightflyer: Are you implying that animus dragons are just Satan's dragon children?

Air: Yes.

Nightflyer: That's not possibl-

Air: I'm a Satan's dragon child.

Nightflyer: Air, no-

Air: I will do anything Casifer tells me.

Nightflyer: AIR NO-

Winter: I was literally punched in the face to death and respawned and my face still really hurts.

Kelp: I wonder if that would get you a shot at the Darwin awards. Punched in face to death....

Joy: Nah, we can go dumber than that.

Joy: Kinkajou go take a selfie with a wild buffalo!

Kinkajou: OKAY!

Turtle: NO-

Seashell: Anyways Winter we need you to sing Underdog to Qibli.

Winter: WHY?

Air: Because of QINTER.

Winter: NOBODY LIKE THAT.

Nightflyer: Really? Cause according to my chart, you're the second most popular ship in WOF.

Winter: You're lying.

Nightflyer: *unveils chart*

Nightflyer: Right there in pink. 21.4%. QINTER

Qibli: WOAH WOAH WOAH, WAIT A MINUTE HERE.

Qibli: How the HELL IS WINTERWATCHER MORE POPULAR THAN MOONBLI????

Air: Moonbli is the least popular of all ships in the love triangle.

Qibli: But it's CANON!

Carnelian: So?

Amber: You and Winter have better chemistry anyways.

Kinkajou: Nah, Qinterwatcher is endgame.

Turtle: And Winterwatcher is just so.....dramatic. It's perfect slow burn fic material.

Qibli:.......My life is a lie.

Moon: I mean I voted for Qinter so....

Winter: Oh my moons, QIBLI AND I ARE NOT A COUPLE, OKAY?!?!!? GET OVER IT.

Nightflyer: That's not what you're marriage certificate says.

Winter: SHUT UP.

Air: AND DANCE.

Rainkeeper: No, sing.

Joy: SHUT UP AND DANCE SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT!

Kelp: Oh not the Victorious songs again, WINTER SING.

Winter: NO, MY JAW HURTS FROM BEING PUNCHED BY A WHOLE ARMY.

Kelp: Well that's not my problem.

Winter: I'm not gonna sing and I'm certainly not gonna sing to Qibli.

All I wanna know, know,

Air: Is when we're letting go, so,

Joy: We can get this record to break, break

Air: WHILE WE WASTE OUR TIME, TIME,

Joy: WE NEVER CAN REWIND, WIND, 

Air/Joy: ALL I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY

Air/Joy: IS SHUT UP AND DANCE, SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT! SHUT AND DANCE, ARE YOU IN OR NOT?

Kelp: *takes one of Joy's shotgun and points at the JW*

Kelp: SING THE OPENING FROM MOANA.

Carnelian: WHAT?

Turtle: Why do we have to-

Kelp: *fires a shot into the ceiling*

Kelp: SING, DAMMIT.

Qibli: MOANA,

JW: *horrible off key* MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY-

Moon: Consider the coconut HAHA-

Amber: Consider the-the-

Kinkajou: IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFEEEE

Turtle: Consider the treees!

Kelp: That was terrible. Good. Winter, sing Underdog before I shoot you.

Joy: I've never been so proud.

Rainkeeper: *clicks play on boombox*

*Istanbul starts playing*

Rainkeeper: Whoops, wrong song, sorry, I've been rewatching Umbrella Academy too much

Joy: Never apologize for anything related to the Umbrella Academy.

Rainkeeper: *clicks play on boombox*

*music plays*

Kelp: *keeps pointing shotgun at Winter*

Winter: *world's longest sigh*

Winter: *turns to Qibli*

Winter: I still don't like you.

Qibli: *heart hands*

Qibli: I love you too, babe.

Winter: Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, oohShe was walking in the street, looked up and noticed
He was nameless, he was homeless
She asked him his name and told him what hers was
He gave her a story 'bout a life
With a glint in his eye and a corner of a smile
One conversation, a simple moment
The things that change us if we notice
When we look up, sometimesThey said I would never make it
But I was built to break the mold
The only dream that I've been chasing is my ownSo I sing a song for the hustlers trading at the bus stop
Single mothers waiting on a check to come
Young teachers, student doctors
Sons on the frontline knowing they don't get to run
This goes out to the underdog
Keep on keeping at what you love
You'll find that someday soon enough
You will rise up, rise up, yeahOoh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, oohShe's riding in a taxi back to the kitchen
Talking to the driver 'bout his wife and his children
On the run from a country where they put you in prison
For being a woman and speaking your mind
She looked in his eyes in the mirror and he smiled
One conversation, a single moment
The things that change us if we notice
When we look up, sometimesThey said I would never make it
But I was built to break the mold
The only dream that I've been chasing is my ownSo I sing a song for the hustlers trading at the bus stop
Single mothers waiting on a check to come
Young teachers, student doctors
Sons on the frontline knowing they don't get to run
This goes out to the underdog
Keep on keeping at what you love
You'll find that someday soon enough
You will rise up, rise up, yeahOoh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, oohEverybody rise up
You gonna rise up, ayI sing a song for the hustlers trading at the bus stop
Single mothers waiting on a check to come
Young teachers, student doctors
Sons on the frontline knowing they don't get to run
This goes out to the underdog
Keep on keeping at what you love
You'll find that someday soon enough
You will rise up, rise up, yeahOoh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Kinkajou: This song was in an Amazon commercial

Qibli: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

Winter: Please stop

Qibli: *kisses Winter*

Qibli: Never.

Winter: I HATE YOU!

Qibli: Sshhhhhh, don't talk. Words aren't your friend.