- Special Chapter :

KJ here!

I will be writing this special since I feel the need to let go of all my sadness and loneliness through writing this chapter and eating an excessive amount of Meiji Milk Chocolate Bars.

Time to go die on Valentine's Day.

Enjoy! Also, this special mainly focuses on Chanyeol and Autumn, if you remember from the Christmas special. They were not officially dating then and this is the Valentine's AFTER that Christmas.

FLUFFINESS! IN TEXT FORM.

we also love exo memes. prepare yourself

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Chanyeol on the left, Autumn on right

|| ga-eul,

yeah sunbae?||

|| yah, i thought i told u to stop calling me sunbae

and just call me by my name

|| u didn't listen T^T

oh...sorry? it's just that i'm really used to calling

you sunbae in front of everyone so...||

||aNyWaY, can u meet me tomorrow?

why? isn't it valentine's day tomorrow?||

|| it is?! wait, what's today?!?!

calm down, but it's february 13th||

so, if u r planning to do anything for someone tomorrow,

you should probably start thinking about it now||

|| thanks for the reminder!

|| tomorrow, u free or not

||please say yes... [deleted]

...maybe||

depends on a certain someone||

|| who is this person?

that's you, pabo...|| [deleted]

someone you probably don't know sUnBaE||

|| yeah right

did u just call me bitch using an outdated meme of baekhyun sunbae?||

|| ga-eul, did u just cUrSe at me using another outdated meme of bacon?

||wOw

||wait who's your bias in exo?

||is it me? 😏

well...||

u might be in the list :) ||

by the way, baekhyun sunbae is in top five||

well, i gotta blast now SUNBAE, dance practice is calling from the SM dungeon||

||WAIT, can u come or not?!

send me the time||

bye chanyeol-sshi||

autumn has logged off

|| did that mean yes? cOnFuSeD.

|| so am i in the top five?

|| how is bacon even on your bias list?

|| he can't even wear headphones properly...

chanyeol has logged off

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The Next Day (Valentine's Day)

EXO Group Chat

Members on left, Chanyeol on right

parkchogiwa, official.bacon, unicornlaychips, guardian_suho have joined

parkchogiwa

i need some help||

official.bacon

|| chanyeol, i love you and all,

|| but it's six in the fucking morning

|| can this wait

unicornlaychips

|| tHiS iS aN oUtRaGeOuS tImE tO bE wOkEn uP aT

parkchogiwa

shush||

i need help with ga-eul||

chenrex has joined

chenrex

|| bish, spill

parkchogiwa

it's valentine's day and i want

to confess to her today||

i told her to meet me at cafe latte at 5 pm||

guardian_suho

|| so u want us to help u make a plan to confess

bc u were probably an idiot who forgot today

was valentine's day and ga-eul told u yesterday

|| am i right?

official.bacon

|| O.O

|| how did u know all that?!

chenrex

|| it's suho hyung

|| he knows all

unicornlaychips

|| amen to that

guardian_suho

||seriously, we will help

ohsehun has joined

unicornlaychips

|| 😏 😏

|| OH! SEHUN IS HERE

ohsehun

|| i should have expected this...

official.bacon

|| I'M LIKE AHHHHH SEHUN

chenrex

|| me:

ohsehun

|| hyungs, sToP it

parkchogiwa

ok, since sehun is here,||

let's plan this||

guardian_suho

|| we got your back bro

|| how extravagant do you want this to be?

unicornlaychips

|| CLAP FOR THE MAN'S LEADERSHIP

official.bacon

||

ohsehun

|| ...

ohsehun has blocked unicornlaychips

chenrex

|| boi, did u just block your favorite chinese hyung?!

|| u don't need to go THAT far

ohsehun

|| my favorite chinese hyung left a long time ago...

official.bacon

||

unicornlaychips

|| MY HEARTEUU~~~

parkchogiwa

y'all are unhelpful asses||

chenrex

|| we know :)

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Time Skip-Autumn's POV

5:00 pm; Cafe Latte

autumn.gaeul

sunbae, where r u?||

parkchogiwa

|| i told u to call me by my name

autumn.gaeul

"CALL ME BABY"||

wtf, y did i say that?||

seriously, where are u? i'm at cafe latte||

parkchogiwa

|| turn around

Autumn turned around in her chair to find Chanyeol right behind her, who was wearing a mask and cap like her. He pulled his mask down to reveal a pout which slightly confused Autumn. But she was happy to see him, so Autumn stood up and hugged him tightly.

The pout melted into a smile and the hug made both of their hearts race.

They separated and took a seat across from each other. The drinks that Autumn had ordered before were placed in front of them, and the duo muttered "Thanks."

Taking a sip of his coffee, Chanyeol blurted,

"You look nice today."

Flustered at his comment, she thanked him and silently drank her cappuccino.

The silence between them was awkward and neither knew how to break it. They both liked each other, but didn't know if the other liked them back.

When they met in Christmas, that was when Autumn knew that she had feelings for Chanyeol. She began to wonder if Chanyeol would like her back if she told him her feelings, but didn't want to risk rejection.

As for Chanyeol, he was a nervous wreck. He planned an extravagant confession with the guys until Xiumin and Kai came along, crushed the idea, and told him to go simple.

So, as for simple...

Here goes the confession.

"Ga-eul-ah..."

Autumn perks up at Chanyeol calling her name, desperate for the atmosphere to be less suffocating.

"Yes, Chanyeol-sshi...?"

Chanyeol mumbled for a bit before he sighed deeply, and looked at Autumn in the eye. This startled her for his gaze was quite intense, as if he was analyzing her for something.

His gaze eased up a little bit, then stated,

"Han Ga-eul, will you do me the honors of being my girlfriend?"

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Meanwhile...

(drum roll please for the other 8 biggest idiots in SM Entertainment)

The Useless Chat

chenrex, official.bacon, unicornlaychips, guardian_suho, laughingkai.official, and xxiumin_official have joined

xxiumin_official

|| lay, status update please

unicornlaychips

||

|| i'm the guy on the left, and chanyeol is on the right

|| they're official!

chenrex

|| yAy!1!1!

official.bacon

|| yo chen, u still owe me 20 bucks cuz i won the bet

chenrex

|| shit, ur right

laughingkai.official

|| you guys betted on this?

||

|| welp, chen hyung, ya gotta hand baekhyun hyung the 20 dollars

guardian_suho

|| ANYWAY, WE SHOULD CONGRATULATE THE NEW COUPLE!

xxiumin_official

|| yes we should

unicornlaychips

|| WE SHALL MAKE IT EXTRAVAGANZA

kyungsss has joined

kyungsss

|| lay, it's "extravagant," not "EXTRAVAGANZA"

chenrex

|| d.o. hyung has arrived!

official.bacon

|| y are u making a big deal out of it?

parkchogiwa has joined

parkchogiwa

i did it!||

i am now proudly NOT SINGLE||

unlike the rest of u losers||

laughingkai.official

|| that was mean hyung -.-

|| but CONGRATS

guardian_suho

|| CONGRATULATIONS

|| *plays DAY6*

parkchogiwa

y'all should catch up to me||

frankly, i thought chen was going to get a gf first||

chenrex

|| i have bacon, BACK OFF BISH

official.bacon

|| did i ever consent?

chenrex

|| ...

|| anyway, CONGRATS CHANYEOL U FREAKING BISH

|| tell ga-eul that we ship u two FOREVER

xxiumin_official

|| I DEFINITELY SHIP

|| how did the date go?

parkchogiwa

it was great||

until a chinese sheep started baa-ing at the window||

unicornlaychips

|| hEy i am a unicorn

|| a FABULOUS unicorn

|| hey, i made ga-eul laugh tho!

parkchogiwa

i wanted to murder u right then and there

and make exo ot8||

y'all, i gotta go cuz i now have a gf to take care of||

see u later hoes||

laughingkai.official

|| i gtg too cuz i gotta go watch some

random-ass drama with taemin sunbae

laughingkai.official and parkchogiwa have logged off

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Meanwhile at BigHit...

"Happy Valentine's Day, love."

Hoseok and Tinuta were cuddling on the couch at Bangtan's dorm. They were watching a cheesy rom-com that made them cringe, with a bowl of popcorn on the coffee table in front of them.

The other members were currently out because Jin had pushed them all out so that Hoseok and Tinuta could have their "privacy."

Tinuta was grateful for that because she really did need some alone time with Hoseok, after her hectic schedule of performances and variety shows.

Her phone buzzed on the coffee table, interrupting Hoseok's laughs at the corny pick-up lines. Tinuta unlocked her phone to find a message from Ga-eul:

Autumn

|| CHANYEOL SUNBAE ASKED ME OUT

|| AND I SAID YES!!!

Tinuta

CONGRATS SIS!||

You guys are so cute together!||

just remember to be safe on dates ok?||

Autumn

|| ok! thanks!

Tinuta laughed and explained the good news to Hoseok.

"WE SHOULD CONGRATULATE THEM!"

Tinuta giggled at his reaction and said,

"Hoseok, calm down, I already did. Man, that just made this the best Valentine's Day ever."

"Do you know what would make this the best Valentine's Day ever?" Hoseok asked playfully.

Tinuta became a little wary after hearing Hoseok ask the question. When this side of him revealed itself, his actions were quite unpredictable.

"What...?"

"A kiss."

Hoseok was determined to get one real kiss from Tinuta before Valentine's Day ended and didn't care if Tinuta hit him or scolded him. Sensing hesitation in Tinuta, he abruptly leaned in and pressed his lips against her soft ones.

Tinuta stilled and kept her eyes open as she was shocked from the sudden kiss. The shock wore off though, and she relaxed into the kiss, closing her eyes.

When they pulled away, their eyes were shimmering with a certain happiness (that the author can't identify because she doesn't have a boyfriend like Hoseok). A grin split across his face as he whispered,

"Happy Valentine's Day."

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DONE.

MORE EXO.

Chanyeol's version of 'Gashina'

I'M DYING INSIDE

this is accurate for ANY group.

anyway, happy late valentine's day, and those who are single:

we have k-pop and chocolate.

Lots of love,

KJ ❤️