Toys NOT For Tots!!!
Here's the next chapter, thanks to my good friend ECHO-173 for helping me with this chapter! Enjoy!
A TV played a commercial, opening to a screen with a green and lime-yellow swirling pattern.
Voice Over: New from Krazy Co.!
A cartoony logo appeared on the TV screen, saying, "Krazy Co." with the O being a little gear.
Voice Over: "The Cosmo Flyer"!
A yellow flying saucer-shaped hovercraft flew onto the screen. A young African-American boy jumped onto a hoverboard before flying over a public playground.
Commercial Kid: Awesome!
Voice Over: With the Cosmo Flyer, the sky's the limit.
Two more kids on Cosmo Flyers joined the boy as they flew higher and higher over the playground.
Voice Over: It's up, up, and away...
The screen switched back to the swirl screen with the logo, before a man with clown-like blue hair, goggles with pink lenses, and a bright pink rubbery suit with black rubbery gloves and boots.
???: ... For fim-foobly fun!
The fourth wall zoomed out to a courthouse, with the Prosecutor pausing in the defense table, was the same man paused on the screen, sitting down impatient tapping his fingers.
Prosecutor Flimar: I can't think of a toy more fun for a child... (serious) or one more dangerous.
Prosecutor Flimar: Just ask Timmy Snyder.
Prosecutor Flimar showed a video of Virus Lincoln climbing down a building with a boy clinging to his back. While a Cosmo Flyer was embedded into a wall.
Prosecutor Flimar: Or how about Reece Jones?
The Prosecutor showed a young boy on a Cosmo Flyer being chased through the city streets while he was barely clinging to the hovercraft for dear life. Right up until Virus Lincoln landed on the hovercraft after cutting it off.
Prosecutor Flimar: Who went on a wild ride through the city three times around before authorities could save him. And if that's not enough, would anyone like to guess what happened to the child actors Mr. Kraz (Craze) hired for the commercial we just saw?
Kraz slams on his desk and stands up with a scowl.
Kraz: Objection! Those were commercials! The Cosmo Flyer used in those was way better than the ordinary product. Just like how every "perfect" shot in food commercials is a staged shot where nothing just happens how you think!
The judge beat her gavel to silence the court.
Judge Wright: Overruled. Continue with your statement Mr. Flimar.
Prosecutor Flimar switched the camera to the same three kids from the commercial, they looked starved and were being pulled off a raft made of Cosmo Flyers.
Prosecutor Flimar: Those Cosmo Flyers were better alright, so good in fact that the children who rode them were taken out to sea. Lost for days until they were found by search & rescue workers, they almost didn't survive. The Cosmo Flyer is yet another in a long line of unsafe products from Krank Co. The same people who brought us the Krazy-Bots.
The prosecutor changed the channel to show a toy robot shooting rockets that blew up a dog house, almost with the dog inside, the jury gasped in horror.
Prosecutor Flimar: And the Zoom-Pets.
The Prosecutor then changed it again showing a robotic pet that was just turned on with a little girl holding a leash. The Robot pet then started to walk before picking up speed and starting to glow like it was overheating before bursting into flames. The jury was speechless.
Prosecutor Flimar: Flame-retardant they weren't.
Kraz: Objection! This is all pointless! The first skateboard was just a splintered board with wheels! No one knew how to use it when it hit the shelves!
Prosecutor Flimar: The first skateboard didn't take children 30 ft in the air, shoot explosive rockets, and light itself on fire!
The two men continued to argue back and forth.
Judge Wright: (slams her gavel) Order, Order! I will have an order in my court!
*****
The screen zooms out to the Loud sisters watching the news until Virus Lincoln trudges in through the window and changed back into Lincoln who looked like he hasn't slept in days, which he hasn't.
Lincoln: (very tired) I... Just spent... The last... 5 days... Saving kids from... Evil Toys...! With No Rest!! I... Am going... To bed...!
Lincoln trudged to his room, only to flop into Luna's arms caught so he wouldn't fall onto the floor.
Luna: Virus, could you help?
Virus then surrounded Lincoln's legs and used them to move them while Lincoln's upper body was flinging around as they were out from exhaustion... They ended up crashing his face against a wall before getting to Lincoln's room.
Lynn: Geez, Lincoln has been dealing with a lot this past week.
Lucy: I blame that crazy guy on the news.
Lynn: You mean Kraz? Yeah, that guy says he wants to just make children happy with toys but those toys he makes almost got some kids killed. Do you think we should call Mom and Dad and tell them to avoid that stuff for Lily?
Luna exited Lincoln's bedroom, and the sounds of him softly snoring could be heard.
Luna: Already did, they said they didn't trust those commercials anyway.
Lynn: I wish we could help him.
Luna: Well it's not like we have symbiotes to help him.
Lynn: We don't need one! You can just be out there beating heads with bats and stuff!
Lucy: That just sounds like a bad idea.
Lynn gave her two sisters a scowl before having a smile creep across her face and going to her room.
Luna: She's gonna do something stupid isn't she?
Lucy: Knowing her? Most definitely.
*****
Later that day, Kraz was sitting in his office, angrily playing with a race car toy made by his company. The car had a small jet engine built into it.
Judge Wright: (echoing in Kraz's mind) Mr. Kraz. You are hereby found Guilty of all charges. Your company is to supply all families who've bought your so-called "toys" with full refunds and payment for any damages or injuries caused by your products.
Kraz's phone then beeped.
Caller: Mr. Kraz, this is your accountant. I'm telling you. Your company won't survive this lawsuit, you're account is already in the negatives! Suck up your pride and stop this!
Kraz pressed the "mute" button on his phone.
Kraz: They just don't get it! My toys are revolutionary! I can't help it that kids these days are so sheltered by parents they can't see the genius of my toys!
Kraz drives his toy car into a miniature model of the city's courthouse. He then looked at the many toys of his scattered around his office.
Kraz: Well. If they can't see my genius as it is. Maybe I should just show them the power of my toys. Starting with the so-called hero who "saved" those kids from my toys. Hehehehe! Hahahahahaha!!
Then the door to his office opened and Kraz's office was shown to be just a renovated space in a basement. The person who opened the door was an old woman.
Woman: Kraz dear, it's time for dinner, put your toys away and come to the table.
Kraz: Mother! Please! I'm doing an evil monologue!
Kraz's Mom: Evil later, dinner now young man.
Kraz: Yes, Mother...
Kraz put his toys aside and when upstairs.
*Three Days Later...*
Out in the city, Virus Lincoln was swinging through the town.
Virus: I still can't believe you slept away an entire weekend.
Virus Lincoln: We spend 5 days saving kids from this Kraz guy, seriously, why did that wack job make such reckless toys? I remember when toy manufacturers didn't have all their toys 100% deadly! You didn't have to deal with that on your planet right?
Virus: Nope, never had these "toys". All we did was just spread across our home world and other worlds. The most "fun" things we did were kill, steal, and... That's about it.
Virus Lincoln: That's just sad... And messed up.
Virus: I disagree, that was my normal... yeah you're right, it sucked none stop. And don't get me started (Demonic) NEON! Whoops sorry, almost snapped after talking about that prick.
Virus Lincoln: I'd like to hear more about that in the future, maybe when you're ready about all that, don't rush about it.
Virus: Thank you, anyway, the good news is that according to the files we got from hacking that Kraz guy's company, we only looked at the data, geez I tried to steal money from a guy we beat up once, and suddenly you never trust me.
Virus Lincoln: Because we don't steal from them, and the good news?
Virus: We may have gathered all of the dangerous toys they released.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*
Virus: Bad and very sudden News. Do you hear buzzing?
Virus Lincoln: That doesn't sound good, does it?
Virus: Either it is giant bees or...?
VL looked around mid-air for the source of the buzzing, when several Cosmo Flyers were modified with more hover engines and a bladed edge.
Virus Lincoln: More Flyers?! And they look upgraded for combat and don't need anyone to drive them!
Virus: I count at least 20 of them, got any ideas?
Virus Lincoln leaped into the air to avoid a Flyer that was about to crash into him only for him to shoot his web at it and tossed it at another one making the two blow up.
Virus Lincoln: Simple, smash them! The flyers never had good control from what I've seen.
Virus: Careful, Hulk might sue us, and his cousin is a lawyer.
Virus Lincoln then started to run across the rooftops with the flyers going after him. That was when a series of Krazy-Bots began firing a mix of lasers, bullets, and missiles at them. The symbiotic Loud managed to evade every shot thrown at them, even catching a missile with his webbing and flung it back at the Krazy-Bots, blowing up three of them.
Once they had reached a wall, Lincoln had an epic idea him running on the wall to do a backflip and landed on one of the Krazy-Bots doing the Thinker pose with a few of the bots surrounding them and firing, unfortunately for the bots Virus Lincoln jumped off with the one he was sitting on getting blown up along with five that were hit with friendly fire.
Virus: HA! That was too easy, only 9 left!
Virus Lincoln: I think you mean-- (pauses as they jump into the air)
Virus Lincoln then lands on one of the remaining Bots and punches into it with Virus hacking it to take over, with it in his control they fire upon three more before making it crash into one more. Virus Lincoln then landed back onto a rooftop and webbed up one of the Krazy-Bots and flung it like a mace and crashed it into two more leaving just one left.
Virus Lincoln looked at the last remaining bot like it was a cowboy showdown, a duel of fate, a final standoff... he then ripped a pipe to the ceiling and threw it like a javelin which went right through the last one, destroying it.
Virus Lincoln: --None left.
The victory was short-lived, however, as the Cosmo Flyers resumed their chase.
Virus Lincoln: You know... I completely slipped my mind about all those Flyers...
The moment they charged at Virus Lincoln, VL slid underneath them and webbed the hover fans. Causing them all to crash onto the rooftop.
*Beep!*
Virus: Did you hear that?
Virus Lincoln noticed some lights on the Cosmo Flyers blinking with the source of beeping.
Virus: Those things are rigged to blow!
Virus Lincoln quickly webbed up the entire pile of Cosmo Flyers before flinging them high into the air. Where they exploded safely from the building.
Virus Lincoln: There has to be more across the whole city! We can't go after them all.
Virus: I have an idea if whoever is using the same frequency to control them then I can hack into it and stop the exploding kamikaze UFOs. Or at the very least find where this guy sending these things is.
Virus Lincoln: Do it!
Virus then had Lincoln punch into the robot, spreading his oozed tendrils through the machine and to every part of it. He looked into the programming, it was essential and easy for him, it was nothing.
Virus: I'm in. Good news, I got them all and stopped them from exploding!
Lincoln: (thinking) And the bad news?
Virus: Needed a safe way to get rid of them all? Well, I'm making them crash landing... some of them crashing into a particular part of town.
Lincoln: (thinking) Where and why?
Virus: Remember Hank and Hawk? I know where they park their cars.
Elsewhere in the city, a beaten-up car was parked in a parking garage before some of the Cosmo Flyers started to fly into the beaten-up vehicle. Both Hank and Hawk watched the whole ordeal in question with shocked looks on their faces.
Hank: What the fu--
Back with Virus Lincoln, they were still looking into the Cosmo Flyer they just hacked to learn more, such as finding out where the mastermind behind the killer toys was coming from.
Virus Lincoln: This has to be some wackjob trying to use these things for some kinda plot. I mean a few Cosmo Flyers before were used by adults trying to use them as getaway cars.
Virus: Uhhh... Try again.
Virus Lincoln: What?
Virus: I hacked into its control frame and it has a flight history. It came straight from the Krazy Co. Factory. You know, the same one that just shut down?
Virus Lincoln: So it came from the factory itself... could it be a disgruntled employee? Or... Kraz!
Kraz: (from a still-working Krazy Bot) I'm not just Kraz anymore!
Suddenly, VL turned around to see a Krazy Bot still working, it was missing its legs but it still was operating. Its chest piece revealed itself to be a screen that showed Kraz.
Kraz: (from the Krazy Bot) I am the master of all Toys of the new era! Toy King!
Virus Lincoln: Oh no... he lost his mind, and he has a lame name.
Toy King: HEY!!!
Virus: You think if we hit him in the head hard enough it will make him act like a normal person?
Toy King: (from the Krazy Bot) I AM PERFECTLY SANE THANK YOU!!! AND MY NAME IS COOL!!! I'm nothing like that Waldo boy you fought before. I'm using my cunning and vastly superior mind to take my revenge on you fools who destroyed my company! Starting with you!
Virus Lincoln: Question, Why me? All I did for the past week was save kids from the death traps you called toys! Some of those kids almost died from flying into power lines!
Toy King: It's called a learning experience, no one learns if there aren't mistakes!
The Toy King then shuts off the video feed.
Virus: Wow... what an asshole... How much do you want to bet he is at his factory?
Virus Lincoln: We share a body, what would be there to bet?
Virus: Your kidney!
Virus Lincoln: Why?
Virus: I just want an organ to keep to myself... also to see if it tastes good.
Virus Lincoln: Don't... don't eat my organs, just stick to chocolate and PgM.
Virus: BUT IT LOOKS SO JUICY!
*****
At the Krazy Co. Factory Toy King was sitting on a Cosmo Flyer, happily watching his toys break into banks and steal large sums of digital money from the computers of the banks. Around him, the factory looked more like a Kid's Funhouse.
He then heard the sound of a door opening, turning around he saw Judge Wright and Prosecutor Flimar, both from the case against him. Both were carried in by Zoom Pets, upgraded with sword-like claws and maces for tails.
Judge Wright: Let go of me!
Prosecutor Flimar: Watch the hair! Do you know who you're dealing with? (Sees Kraz) YOU! I should have known!
Toy King: Your honor! Prosecutor! So nice of you to join me. (holds up a soda can) Refreshment? (holds up a bag of chips) Snack? (glares) Vengeance?
Judge Wright: Kraz! Release us, you wack job of a toy maker!
Toy King: Sure sure, can do. But I want one thing first. Take back the charges against my company and you're free to go.
Judge Wright: Why would I do that?
Toy King: Otherwise, you'll be thrown into this.
Toy King pressed a button on his remote, revealing a giant vat of molten metal.
Judge Wright: Why do you have a vat of molten metal just lying around?!
Toy King: What do you think I make my parts with? Plastic? Ha! So either repeal the charges against Judge Wright or end up like the prosecutor.
Prosecutor Flimar: What?!
The Zoom Pets lifted Prosecutor Flimar and threw him at the Molten Metal. But before he could even get close to the molten metal, the Prosecutor was saved by Virus Lincoln swinging in and catching him.
Toy King: WHAT THE?! How did you find out about my secret lair?!
Virus Lincoln: Dude, it's your factory, how couldn't I find you? I mean I could have just typed Weirdo toy dude in a GPS and I still could have found you.
Toy King: How dare you! I am the Toy King! Toys, get him! Bring me his head!
The Zoom Pets and the Krazy Bots started charging toward VL.
Virus: How cute, he thinks that's gonna work... Lincoln, let's break his toys... then his face!
Lincoln: (thinking) We need to talk about your extreme need for violence.
Virus: Whatever.
Virus Lincoln leaped into the Zoom Pets, grabbing an alligator Zoom Pet and using it like a flail. Before having to web zip away, when Krazy Boys began launching missiles at him. Zoom Pets couldn't catch up to him, while they were running around they were beginning to heat up before they started to burst into flames, now there were just robots on fire chasing him.
Virus Lincoln: You seriously didn't fix that?!
The symbiotic Loud web zipped to a fire extinguisher and used it to put out the Zoom Pets, before using his Energy Swords too. Virus Lincoln leaped into the air and grabbed a Krazy Bot and tossed it at Toy King. Toy King, still on his Cosmo Flyer, just flew out of the bot's flight path. He thought he dodged it but the Krazy Bot started to fire again and with it spinning it was shooting at almost anything in the air, even the Toy King's Cosmo Flyer.
Toy King: M-My Cosmo Flyer!
Toy King fell to the ground with a crash landing. He got back up to his feet to see Virus Lincoln in front of him, scaring them for a moment.
Virus Lincoln: Turn off your toys before I break something... Of yours.
Toy King: You think threatening to break more of my toys scares me! HA! (Points to VL) You can break them all you want, I'll just make more-- (Gets cut off by VL grabbing their finger) --AH!
Virus Lincoln: I meant the parts of your body, you can't make toys with broken hands or fingers, right?
The Toy King looked like the colors were drained from his face. He reaches into his pocket to pull out a remote controller, Virus Lincoln, not trusting them, takes it away and lets Virus absorb it to shut off all the killer toys.
Virus Lincoln: See, was it that hard?
Toy King: OHHHH! Just wait until I make something far better than anything you've ever seen!
Virus Lincoln: Yeah, after you get out of prison I'd say 10-15 years?
Toy King: WHAT?! Why would I go to prison?!
Virus Lincoln just looked at them with a tired face, they were tired of this guy's crap. How stupid could this guy be?
Virus Lincoln: Dude, you built robots to attack the city with bombs in them, you robbed banks, and kidnapped and tried to kill two government employees. You'll be going away for 10-15 years.
Judge Wright: Actually, it would be much longer than 10-15, with all the crimes if found guilty, I'd say 20-40 years at best.
Toy King: Then in that case... Just one more toy.
Virus Lincoln was about to grab Toy King when he was suddenly rammed by another Cosmo Flyer, this one however looked much more advanced than the others.
Virus Lincoln: Ugh!!
Toy King climbed onto the new Flyer.
Toy King: Say hello to the new Cosmo Comet! Faster. Stronger. And better than the original!
Virus Lincoln: You think I'm just gonna let you go?
Toy King: Of course not. (pulls out a small switch from his sleeve) But you'll be a bit busy.
Toy King hit the switch and the Zoom Pets began moving erratically, Cosmo Flyers began to kamikaze into the factory, and the Krazy Bots began firing missiles randomly. VL looked to the judge and prosecutor, who was trying to escape through the door, but it was, then back at Toy King who was fleeing the factory. The building was collapsing from the toys destroying the building. VL had to save the two hostages, grabbing both of them and busting through the door. As the building collapsed, police cars and firetrucks pulled up, the factory collapsed on itself.
Virus Lincoln: I'll leave you two to explain what happened to them. I gotta catch Toy King!
VL shot two webs at the sign and slingshotted himself into the air after Toy King.
*The Next Day...*
The Louds got back from College, and Lincoln looked upset.
Luna: Guessing from that look on your face, you didn't catch that
Lincoln: I searched 5 solid miles around that factory, and nothing...
Lynn then walked by, very quickly, and immediately grabbed Lincoln's attention.
Lincoln: Lynn, what did you do?
Lynn: Uhhh... Nothing.
Lincoln immediately knew she was lying, she had the same smile that the rest of the sisters would get when they tried to lie.
Lincoln: Lynn. Stop lying, you girls are as easy to read as a kid's coloring book.
Lynn rubbed the back of her head nervously, clearly not knowing how to explain whatever she had done.
Lynn: Okay, this is gonna sound crazy... And will probably get Virus mad.
Virus: I heard my name, what's going on?
Lincoln: Virus is a symbiote that repressed violent urges, a lot can get him angry.
Virus: First off, fuck you. Secondly, I'd only get mad if I saw another Symbiote from the Hive. What are the chances of-
Lynn suddenly formed a symbiote around her body. The symbiote was primarily red with black on the side and other parts of its body. The symbiote had claws on Lynn's nails and fin-like elbow extensions, her feet were also altered into two-toed claws. It was also made her ponytail red with black stripes and the eyes were segmented.
Lynn pulled the face back.
Lynn: This is Inferno... She's... A symbiote from the hive. But she left it!
Inferno: Hey, Virus. Long time no see.
Lynn: She says Hi.
Virus: ...... DIE!!!
Virus sprouted several mechanical spider legs with sharp ends and began trying to stab Inferno. Luna and Lincoln had to grab the mechanical spider legs to stop Virus from attacking.
Lincoln: Once we calm down Virus...! I want an explanation in full detail...!
To Be Continued...
That's it for this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it.
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