Note: some of this is reblog

I like to narrate my OTP doing stuff out loud and try to pretend my parents can't somehow hear me while I'm in the shower with my voice incredibly low

A true secret identity is being a shipper that shipper that ships shit that no one else likes

Like and Reblog if you respect other people and their ships, even if you don't agree with them

I have two moods:
That was gay
And
OHOHOHOOOHOOOH! That was REALLY gay!

Me burning in hell for all of eternity
Me: what are you in for?
Person: murder, you?
Me: starting a multi chapter fanfiction and never finishing
Person: and I thought I was bad

Reblog if you're a multishipper

We only have one life, keep it simple
Miss somebody - call
Wanna meet up - invite
Wanna be understood - explain
Have questions - ask
Don't like something - speak up
Like something - share it
Want something - ask for it
Love someone - tell them

Fandom: Ivypool is a lesbian, Hunters, don't ruin this for us
Hunters: Ivypool, you are now mates with Fernsong
Fandom: WTF PEOPLE

Ok, seriously Hunters? Ivypool was doing just fine without a mate, but you just HAD to give her one, didn't you? Look, if you were going to give her a mate, why not Stormcloud? He's much closer to her age, they're not related at all, and they could bond over Ivypool teaching him about clan life. Incest is already bad enough as it is, and by this point, I'm 100% certain every cat in ThunderClan is related

Twigbranch? Seriously? Where do people get this from? Twigpaw hasn't even received her warrior name yet, so why the hell would you think it was something as stupid as Twigbranch? Honestly

Me: *secretly hoping that Violetpaw's warrior name will be Violettail or Violetneedle*
Hunters: Violetshine
Me: WHA- *looks at the name* *says it slowly* huh, that actually sounds pretty good. Got a nice ring to it too

Haha kill me please