So I'm sitting with my girlfriend and my ex from like a million years ago comes up and is like "Hey ______, wanna go out?"

He. Said. That. To. My. Fucking. Girlfriend.

And she goes, "Sorry, I'm not into guys."

Then I say, "So walk away before the lord fucks you in the ass bitch."

So he walked away while glaring at me and then later me and my gf are talking and his friend walks up and buts into our conversation.

I said, "This is and A B conversation so C your way out of it before D jumps over E and F's you up."

He said "Fuck you."

Then I said, "You wish you could."

Then he walked away and now me and my gf are going to the movies to watch Boss Baby.

Bye!

- Sylentfeather