Me: I'm gonna snatch a kiss from her
Dad: don't snatch one, ask her first. I'm sure she'll say yes
Me: I guess so
*after a movie date*
Me *to Stella*: So I guess that wasn't horrible for a first date
Stella: No, it really wasn't
Me: you know what also happens on a first date?
Stella: What?
Me: A kiss...
Stella: *extremely flustered and hesitant* I-I dunno
*after several minutes of coaxing and soothing*
Me: *gets a peck on the corner of my mouth*
Stella: See you on Monday!
Me *to my Dad*: I hate you, I should've just gone for it
Dad: Hey, don't blame me!
Me: ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME BOY
Dad: Quit yelling at me
*an hour later*
Me: Mom! We're home!
Mom: how was- what happened to you!?
Dad: *is covered in mud*
Dad: I gave bad advice

I also got to meet her mom so that was nice

- Crimson