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God Dammit Johnny: Dude, NEVER ride a motorcycle with a dildo in your ass

Riddle: Why XD

God Dammit Johnny: Because the vibrations almost made me cum. Thinking about Connor didn't help

Riddle: Bro
Riddle: Fuckning
Riddle: Fucking*
Riddle: Why?

God Dammit Johnny: Why what?

Riddle: Why the fuck would you right a motorcycle with a dildo in your ass?
Riddle: Ride*

God Dammit Johnny: Idk??? I was horned and didn't have time to take it out!
God Dammit Johnny: Horny*

Riddle: Was it the black horsecock you stole from Neil?

God Dammit Johnny: ...
God Dammit Johnny: Yeah why?

Riddle: Oh he's going to ducking love this 😂
Riddle: Fucking*

God Dammit Johnny: Still can't type for shit

Riddle: Nope