Stardew Valley: we have twelve bachelors and bachelorettes for you to choose from!

Leo: Oh, really?

Valley: yup!! There's a shy, sweet talented artist, a dashing writer who lives on the beach, a funny gamer, a rebellious teen...what else? We have a nice bookworm, a beautiful extrovert, a flirtatious young woman, an athlete, a skateboarder. But wait, there's more! A talented nurse, a handsome doctor... oh, and a depressed, alcoholic douche with literally no redeeming qualities.

Leo: *eyes sparkle* I want the alcoholic

Valley: Seriously? You want him?

Leo: Yes, him. I want him.