Batcoon

"So I'm a 24 B?" Vanoss throws another sports bra into the shopping cart.

"I'm a fucking 28 C." I curse. Vanoss had more muscle, why didn't he have bigger tits?

"Okay, so are you okay with the pads you got?"

"Yeah, they said comfy and overnight. I think that's good."

"Yes Vanoss that's good. Now, we may need ice cream or chocolate for moody times."

"I don't get moody, I'm a superhero."

"Does not mean anything."

"It's hard being a chick." Vanoss frowns. Silence consumes us.

"I wonder how we got like this, and if we will ever be men again." Vanoss continues moping.

"It's not all bad being a girl." I smirk, and Vanoss's face turns red.

"What?" I say nothing to him. He shrugs and continues around the store. I watch him look around, and I catch myself staring. His tight jawline going down to his breast. Is this gay? No. He's a woman and... Wait... this is confusing. He then smiles at something stupid. I smile too. It warms my heart. Suddenly a sensation in my heart spreads and I suddenly want to push him against the shelf and- "Hey, Delirious, what do you think of my new mask?" Vanoss holds up a hockey mask.

"I can be Batcoon, but not... Ya know?"

"Oh. Ha. Ha." I choke out a laugh. Vanoss joins me. He continues on throughout the store, looking at things.

Why did I feel that way? He's my best friend, let alone my leader. I shouldn't have feelings like that, plus it's hella weird. I'd always joke about it, but the feelings were never real like this before. I think it's because he's a female, that's all. I'm in love with his body, not his soul. Right?

"Hey, we better get back. I got a few snacks, but I wanna see if the guys figured out anything about the train." Vanoss throws a few items in the cart. I push as he follows behind.

BatOwl

I try my best not to look at his ass. It was this whole period thing. Was this apart of it? Getting turned on by your best friend's ass even though he was the same gender. So I'm gay either way? This shit is so confusing.

I sudden pain starts in my head. Darkness surrounds me as I fall. I see Delirious whip around.

My eyes flutter open. I'm still in the store, but there's no Delirious. Our cart is gone and stuff is thrown everywhere. It's sort of peaceful. I start towards the check out area. I look in every lane, starting with the first one. I gasp at a lady on the ground with bullet wounds through her chest. She's no longer breathing. I hope she didn't have a child with her...

In the second lane there's more bodies. "What the hell happened?"

"Who's there?" A strong angry voice startles the hell out of me. I instantly get down behind a shelf full of stuff "As Seen on T.V".

The footsteps get closer and closer. I risk it and stand up. The man whips around with a heavy pistol. He passes right by the lane I'm standing up in. In plain sight!

A shelf falls over a few isles down. A woman gets up with a crowbar in her hand. Her familiar piercing blue eyes glare at the man.

"Delirious!?" He doesn't hear me, neither does the man.

"You! You have some tough lady balls!"

Delirious runs after him. Why couldn't he hear me?!

I run after the man and jump. I only fall right through him, like I'm a ghost. "What?"

The man doesn't even look down. Delirious runs right in front of him. He doesn't hesitate and shoots. The bullet goes right through Delirious's forehead.

"No!"

"Vanoss?"

I gasp and see Delirious, not dead.

"You're alive!"

He gives me a weird look, "What do you mean? I'm surprised you're alive. You fell to the ground with a bloody nose. The damn thing is still running." He reaches up to my face with a paper towel.

"Delirious..."

"Yeah. What's wrong?"

"I think I just had a vision."

"What?"

"There's going to be a shooter in the store."

"How? Wait? You don't have a vision power..."

"Delirious... I watched you get shot."

"Oh, shit."

"Everyone in here right now, will be dead. I don't know when though."

"Fuck. We better get the boys."

"No... I don't want to get them hurt."

"It's just one guy."

"They need to worry about the train."

"Okay... fine. Just us. Batcoon and BatOwl."

"Yes, and afterwards, we'll get home and figure out what the fuck is up with this new power."

"Maybe it's just a one time thing?" Delirious suggests.

"I don't know man... I don't know..."

Wildcat

"What the fuck ever." I curse at Mini.

"He's still a great leader!"

"How the hell do you know that?"

Mini goes silent. I try not making eye contact, but he forces me to, "How the hell do you know that he's not a good leader, just because he's a female now?"

"Well..."

"You're just a sexist asshole. Aren't you?"

"No, Mini."

He stands there and stares me down, waiting for my explanation.

"Okay... maybe I don't trust Vanoss or Delirious still. Even after they proved themselves."

Mini scoffs, "Really?"

"Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay?"

"I think you need to apologize to Moo. He really stood up for them. You know how long him and Evan have been friends."

"Yes, I know."

Mini smiles in victory, and he starts up the stairs back to the apartment from the garage. I stumble behind him.

We get up to the room and Lui is in a phone call with Lauren.

"Does Moo know you're talking to his girlfriend?" I tease.

Lui laughs, "No. I'm simply asking her a few questions that may help us with Vanoss and Deliriouss' situation."

It catches Mini and Is' interest.

"What's up?" Mini asks. Lui excuses himself from Lauren.

"There was a hostage in the drug train that Vanoss and Delirious stopped with their body force. The hostage gave Lauren her address. But why?"

"Is she like a witch that switched them or something?" Mini suggest.

"There must have been a reason she would've switched them." I add into the conversation. Unfortunately the chit-chat is interrupted by the front door nearly coming off. Delirious and Vanoss bust in with bags from the local stores. I notice Vanoss with dry blood coming from his nose.

"Good news," Vanoss starts "we got our "girl stuff"."

"Sorta bad news," Delirious continues "Vanoss and I took care of a shooter by ourselves at the Shop'N'Drop."

"Weird news," Vanoss awkwardly smiles at Delirious "I had a vision of the shooting happening before it happened."

"Wait, but that's not one of your powers. We all can only switch into animal form and just fight really well." Moo overhears and joins the conversation.

"Well, your leader here boys has a nice ass power." Delirious beams.

"Which kinda hurts like fuck." Vanoss stops him.

"Can you control when you have visions?" Mini asks.

"I don't know. I've only had..." Vanoss slowly drifts off, his eyes roll back and his nose gushes blood. Delirious catches him, "Holy shit. This one's worse than before! Help me quick!"

BatOwl

My hair is whipped around by the air from the helicopter. Why don't I have my mask on?

"Early Bird! Can you go out ahead and look around to see if any of the scientists or guards are around?" Delirious's voice booms in the helicopter. He's sitting beside me, his long brown hair flying around. So, we're still females at this time.

"Alrighty." Moo turns into eagle form and flies out of the helicopter. A few seconds later a huge explosion is heard.

"Moo! Get back quick!" Delirious, Wildcat, and Mini scream in usion. I look around confused as to what was going on. Yelling and gunshots are heard. The eagle flies closer to the helicopter controlled by Wildcat. One gunshot is heard. All of us watch it go through Moo's right wing. He flops into the helicopter as a human. Blood gushing out of his right arm. "Get the med-kit!" Delirious yells. Mini obeys and wraps up Moo's arm. All better. Until another helicopter flies up beside us.

"Lose him Wildcat!" Mini yells. He's on my side. I look for a gun, but I can't do anything. I can't move. As a ghost I watch myself grab a gun, but a second too late. I watch Delirious's eyes turn a neon blue and time slows, except for him and I. He hops over Moo and Mini, and over to me. He pushes me back in my seat. The bullet misses both of us and goes right through the helicopter. I watch myself look at him as a chick in one of those superhero movies when the hero sets her back on the ground after her long fall from the building the evil guy put her on. 

Afterwards time goes back to normal and Delirious's eyes go back to the normal ocean blue. Wildcat loses the helicopter, but I spot the words on the side of it before it disappears. HLR?

I don't know what bothers me more, HLR on the side of the helicopter chasing us, or Batcoon's new power... 

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