I hate my legs.. actually not hate cause it's bad to hate. I dislike! Them.
I'm sitting here now glued to the bed cause my legs hurt and I can't move them well. This happens almost every night. I won't be surprised if I found out they were Bewitched.
They don't work properly at night and I can't stand up. I want new legs. Even though I'll only use them at night.

Legs!!! (I'm sorry if that picture is not appropriate. It was he only one good enough I could find)