I'M GONNA DO IT THIS TIME. I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY GODDAMN BARE HANDS!

YEAH, YEAH. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

AYO EDEBIRI as ALLEGRA FINSTOCK

"you're my best friend, allegra. I don't wanna lose that."

"no, yeah, no, of course. no, I totally get it, yeah. no, that was my bad for the whole 'I like you thing' — yeah, no, I wasn't even that serious. don't sweat it."

"I feel like you were a little serious."

"der, when am I ever serious?"

TYLER HOECHLIN as DEREK HALE

"you know, I'm just trying to make friends."

"are you always this annoying when you're trying to make friends?"

"well, fuck you too, you dumb, homeless, fuckass bitch."

"jesus christ, the cute sundress and bows in your braids are very misleading."

"this is a cute dress, isn't it?"

ORNY ADAMS as BOBBY FINSTOCK

"I'm gonna kill you."

"yeah, right. you love me too much, kiddo."

"you named me after an allergy medication, so don't be so sure of that."

JR BOURNE as CHRIS ARGENT

"so, you're a witch killer, huh?"

"yup."

"well, I'm very conflicted because I'm a witch, but you're a certified dilf, so..."

"don't kill her. don't kill her. don't kill her."

"don't kill who? me? I know your ass is not talking about me!"

DYLAN O'BRIEN as STILES STILINSKI

"I feel like you two were twins separated at birth."

"well, there are some flaws with that feeling. one, he's a sixteen-year-old white boy. and two, my dad would kill himself if he gave birth to stilinski."

"your dad wouldn't be the one giving — never mind."

TYLER POSEY as SCOTT MCCALL

"I heard about what happened with derek."

"oh, my god. does everybody know he turned me down? let me go jump off a cliff real quick to save myself from more embarrassment."

IAN BOHEN as PETER HALE

"I can smell your power."

"yeah, what's the scent? I'm hoping eucalyptus. that's really calming, but I wouldn't complain about bergamot."

HOLLAND RODEN as LYDIA MARTIN

"I'm gonna teach you how to flirt."

"oh, no, thank you. that sounds about as appealing as skinning myself alive."

"well, it's either that, or lose him to the english teacher."

"if he wants that bitch, he can have her. there's a million hot white men out there. maybe I'll fuck peter so he knows I'm over him."

CRYSTAL REED as ALLISON ARGENT

"my dad says witches are evil."

"your dad also shot scott with a crossbow and didn't pick up on the fact that his sister was a psycho, so maybe don't take his word as the end all be all or whatever."

DANIEL SHARMAN as ISAAC LAHEY

"my dad is dead."

"well, I didn't kill him! wish I had!"

"it's the thought that counts."

ARDEN CHO as KIRA YUKIMURA

"aren't you worried?"

"'bout what?"

"you're a chaos witch. the nogitsune feeds off chaos."

"what's your point?"

"we're begging you to connect the dots."

SHELLEY HENNING as MALIA TATE

"watch those teeth! you bite me? I bite back. chomp, chomp, bitch!"

"this is not helping me control my anger!"

"yeah, you hales are always shit at controlling your anger."

DYLAN SPRAYBERRY as LIAM DUNBAR

"do you have a wand?"

"what is this? harry potter? no, I don't have a wand. my hands just glow."

"you say that like it's normal."

"bud, your eyes are glow sticks now, so don't go scoffing at me like that."

—in which allegra finstock has heart eyes for a agressive, brooding werewolf.

OR

—in which derek hale refuses to let himself fall for the hyperactive, obnoxious witch.