SnowWhite: David??
HooksCharming: what?
SnowWhite: are you sitting down?
HooksCharming: no should I be?
CharmingsSexyPirate: yes, you should be sitting on me😏
SnowWhite: hook, now is not the time for your gay shit.
CharmingsSexyPirate: well at least I'm a devilishly handsome pirate. Your just... Well...
SnowWhite: whatever😒 David are you sitting down yet?
HooksCharming: still no princess.
SnowWhite: will you just sit the fuck down already?!
TheQueensSwan: good god mom what on earth is going on?
SnowWhite: shut up Emma.
TheQueensSwan: and once again I'm abandoned by my own parents.
HooksCharming: fine I'm sitting. Now will you hurry up? I have places to be.
CharmingsSexyPirate: yup, inside of me.
HeartingSwanQueen: will you two get a fucking room?
TheSwansQueen: mother, fuck off back to wonderland.
HeartingSwanQueen: hmm... No. I want to see what this shit is about.
KittenKaty: this shit is bananas b-a-
SnowWhite: Katy I swear to god if you start singing...
TheQueensSwan: just say it already!! Why are you being such a bitch?
SnowWhite: I'M PREGNANT DAMN IT!!
HooksCharming: ooh shit... Byee!

HooksCharming has left the conversation.

SnowWhite: great, now what the hell am I supposed to do?😭
TheQueensSwan: wait your actually wanting us to give you advice?
TheSwansQueen: that's a first.
KittenKaty: yeah that's your thing.. With all the hope shit...
SnowWhite: your aren't helping Katy.
KittenKaty: sorry I'll shut up now.
TheQueensSwan: well, um... I suck shit at this, but you will get through this. You always have. Besides isn't Ruby going to help you?
SnowWhite: that bitch? No. I found her cheating on me the other night.
TheSwansQueen: I suck at this too, but isn't Belle going through the same thing?
SnowWhite: I guess...
TheQueensSwan: see mom, you guys can help each other.
TheSwansQueen: life is what you make it dear... Unfortunately I had to learn that the hard way...
TheQueensSwan: oh fuck... Gina why did you have to say that?
TheSwansQueen: say wha-
KittenKaty: life's what you make it so let's make it rock, let's make it rock. Life's what you make it so come on, come on everybody now.
HeartingSwanQueen: let's celebrate it join in everyone
TheQueensSwan: that's what I meant.
TheSwansQueen: mother you know Hannah Montana?
HeartingSwanQueen: who doesn't know that wrecking ball whore.
KittenKaty: whoa whoa wait. Regina you know who Hannah Montana is? You actually know who she is?
TheSwansQueen: of course I know who Hannah fucking Montana is. I have a son who had the biggest crush on her!
TheQueensSwan: *coughs* and wife...
TheSwansQueen: oh well that's a surprise...
KittenKaty: do you have a crush on all the big female pop singers?
TheQueensSwan: only the hot ones😉
TheSwansQueen: Emma...
TheQueensSwan: hey Katy... I'm thinking of a song...
KittenKaty: I have a feeling it's going to be a good one.😏
TheQueensSwan: word on the street that you got something to show me me magical colorful, myster-mystery-ee I'm intrigued for a peak heard it's fascinating
KittenKaty: what's up your sleeve? Such a tease wanna see the show-oh-ooh-oh
TheSwansQueen: nah-ah I don't think so.
TheQueensSwan: uh oh...
KittenKaty: what's she do- shit she still does her evil panda thing?
TheQueensSwan: of course she does she's the mother fucking queen.
KittenKaty: what do we do?
TheQueensSwan: follow my lead... Is it to late now to say sorry?
TheSwansQueen: what do you think swan?😡
KittenKaty: cause I'm, missing more than just your body.
TheSwansQueen: alright that's it the Panda is coming out!😤
KittenKaty: too far?
TheQueensSwan: no shit Sherlock.
KittenKaty: you were suppose to say that weren't you.
TheQueensSwan: good work detective, now what do you think we should do now?
KittenKaty: um...
Dory: JUST KEEP SWIMMING!!🐠
TheQueensSwan: NO!! Well, yeah, but no. RUN!!
KittenKaty: you don't have to tell me twice.

KittenKaty and TheQueensSwan have left the conversation.

TheSwansQueen: idiots... That works every fucking time.
SnowWhite: I kind of needed my daughter Regina.
TheSwansQueen: trust me you don't want that blubbering idiot to give you advice.
SnowWhite: she's your wife!!
TheSwansQueen: so? She's still an idiot!
SnowWhite: she's my daughter.
TheSwansQueen: fine, she's a dork. Better your highness?
SnowWhite: oh cut the shit Regina.
TheSwansQueen: sorry I don't cut shit.
SnowWhite: *rolls eyes* yeah you and Emma are absolutely nothing alike... Come on Regina please! I don't know what the hell to do!
TheQueensSwan: do what you've always done. Keep fighting for love. I'm sure Charming's gay pirate hunt is almost over.
SnowWhite: I hope your right...
TheQueensSwan: how did you get pregnant anyways if he's been with hook for the last two months?
SnowWhite: I...uh...um...
TheQueensSwan: fuck... It was magic wasn't it?
SnowWhite: I don't know!! I mean, maybe...Belle and I have been sleeping together for a while, and I'm only a month into it. It's like one minute my life is going perfect, then my husband turns gay, I go gay, and when I couldn't have another child with Neil, I sleep with a fucking girl and BAM! pregnant.
TheQueensSwan: I see... And how far along is Belle?
SnowWhite: about... Fuck... You mean?
TheQueensSwan: congratulations dear, your about to have two more kids.
SnowWhite: wait, how the fuck did this happen? I mean I don't even love her!
TheQueensSwan: the results speak for themselves. You guys are true loves. There's no denying it now.
SnowWhite: fuck...
TheQueensSwan: Hope you figure it out dear... Oh you may want to contact your girlfriend and let her know your the... Well the father of her child and she the father of yours?
SnowWhite: that sounds so fucking messed up... Shit our family tree. Dear god help me😭
TheSwansQueen: sorry dear, Emma's waiting for me. Bye Snow.

TheSwansQueen has left the conversation.

And that wraps up the 44th chapter!! I feel like it was pretty shitty but when ever I say that you guys say you love it, so I'm not saying anything😂 sorry I haven't updated in a couple of weeks, I've been super busy working and I haven't had any time to update any of my stories. I'm hoping to update more frequently with in the next few weeks. Hope your enjoying this story. Please comment your thoughts below and if you have any suggestions for future chapters, please let me know and I'll give you full credit if I use your idea😊 hope everyone is having a great summer!! See ya🤘🏼