Part 43-- pickup lines
GirlInTheHood: you must be Dorothy because I'm going to wolf you tonight.🙈
GreenWithJealousy: hi, I'm Zelena and I'm going to use my broomstick in your wickedness😏
KittenKaty: please do!😩
WoodCarver: are you a bug? Because you bring me life.
BugMan: well, it just so happens that I am a bug.
RobinInTheHood: hi I'm Robin and I need you to find my hood.
TheSwansQueen: and I'm GGGAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!🌈🌈
RobinInTheHood: oh well there's always Zelena.
GreenWithJealousy: nope, gay.🖕🏼👭
RobinInTheHood: ok, well I'll just leave and let you two be gay together.
RobinInTheHood has left the conversation.
BellesRumple: hi I'm the dark one and I need to Rumple your stiltskin
TheSwansQueen: fuck that's gross!
GirlInTheHood: Girl, I need to power your puff😏
BellesRumple: hi, I'm a Monster and I'm going to Inc. you.
HeartingSwanQueen: in your nightmares fucker.
CharmingsSexyPirate: I'm a unicorn, so if you touch my horn, you will see all.
TheSwansQueen: no one will be touching your horn anytime soon.
HooksCharming: except for me😏 I'll go into your woods any day.
TheQueensSwan: I think I'm going to be sick😷
MadMan: Alice, please let me into your wonderland.
Alice: do you want my cat?
MadMan: oh hell yes!
Alice: okay one sec. Chessie?
MadMan: not the Cheshire Cat you dodo.
Alice: well at least I'm not mad.
TheQueensSwan: Are you the emperor? Because your my new groove😂😏
HeartingSwanQueen: are you a god? Because you are Zuesing my Hercules
Nemo: I'm glad I'm not Dory because I'll never forget you going down under with me.🐠
TheSwansQueen: beat it shark bait.
Bloat: welcome brother shark bait.
KittenKaty: hey Barbie wanna be my doll?
GreenWithJealousy: oh hell yeah😏
BastardOfHell: hi Zelena, I'm hades and I'm going to drag you under.
GreenWithJealousy: oh go to hell.😡
BastardOfHell: I already am, but it would never be hell with you.
GreenWithJealousy: fuck no! I'm gay for the last fucking time bish!! TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW!🌈 EMBRACE YOUR INNER GAY!👭
BastardOfHell has left the conversation.
GreenWithJealousy: yeah, that's what I thought.🖕🏼
101DeadPuppies: I'm Cruella, and I'm about to De Vil you up doggy style🐶👅💦
GirlInTheHood: can you De Vil me up wolf style? I'm still considered a dog.
101DeadPuppies: Dharling, your a bitch.
GirlInTheHood: I know! You don't have to rub it in😒
MotherBlue: hi I'm mother superior and I need to superior you.
PrincessJazz: are you a genie? Because I'd love to rub your lamp.
SimbaRoar: I'll be your lion if you'll be my king and I'll roar all over you🦁
TheQueensSwan: I wish you were Nemo so I could find you down under.🐠😏
RumpsBelle: I'm a beauty and that means you must sleep with me.
BellesRumple: Belle I'm nothing but a beast. If you choose me, that means I'll have to eat you... Out.👅💦
HeartingSwanQueen: I'd love to Poca- your-hontes 😉
TheSwansQueen: NOOO!! Mother!! Bad images! Too many bad images! FUCK OFF!!😭
TheQueensSwan: you must be Cinderella because I can see your dress disappearing at midnight... In my room. Is that better?
TheSwansQueen: yes thank you Emma.😘
RubySlippers: you must be a Toy, because you are my Story.
GirlInTheHood: yup I'm a toy alright.
RubySlippers: good, because I'm going to make sure I take you to infinity and beyond.
GirlInTheHood: not before I buzz all over your lightyear.😂
RubySlippers: are you sure you're woody? Because I don't see any wood.
GirlInTheHood: nope, I'm just going to Jessie you up cowgirl style.
RubySlippers: good, because I'm Bullseye and I want you to ride me like no tomorrow.
CharmingsSexyPirate: I'm mother goose, and my goose neck wants to be up inside of you.
TheQueensSwan: imma gag now...
HeartingSwanQueen: are you Cali? Because I'm going to fornia you.
TheQueensSwan: I heard Dumbo likes peanuts... Fortunately for you, I don't like nuts.😏
GirlInTheHood: holy shit Emma😂😂
TheSwansQueen: and fortunately for you, I don't like nuts either.
RubySlippers: awe you two are way too fucking cute!! #relationshipgoalsAF
HeartingSwanQueen: awe so much gay love from my ship!! I'm gonna... I'm gonna die!!
KittenKaty: I bet your Mrs. Incredible.. In bed😏
GreenWithJealousy: you know I am😉
TheQueensSwan: you should try and find my Nemo.
TheSwansQueen: just found it😏👅💦
TheQueensSwan: oh fuck Regina...
KittenKaty: oh god here they go...
TheQueensSwan: shit Gina, you must be McQueen because your fingers are Lightning!
TheSwansQueen: I may not be McQueen, but I am your Queen... Your Evil Queen😏
TheQueensSwan: fuck!
TheSwansQueen: I'm the Queen that means you can only cum when I say because I'm just that Evil😏
TheQueensSwan: no Regina please!! Let me cum for you my queen!😭
TheSwansQueen: hmmm... How about no?😏
TheQueensSwan: ugh FUCK YOU!!
TheSwansQueen: I'm sure you will once I'm done fucking you.🖕🏼😏👅💦
TheQueensSwan: please Regina, I'm begging you!
TheSwansQueen: fine, you may cum princess.
TheQueensSwan: thank you... Oh FUCK!!
TheSwansQueen: better?
TheQueensSwan: not quite... I need to Aristo your Cat👅💦
CharmingsSexyPirate: Charming, the Roger may be Jolly now, but wait until I climb your shaft.😏
GirlInTheHood, KittenKaty, GreenWithJealousy, TheQueensSwan, TheSwansQueen and HeartingSwanQueen have left the conversation.
HooksCharming: they act like they've never talked to a gay person before...
CharmingsSexyPirate: funny. Aren't they all gay?
HooksCharming: yes, Hook, yes they are.
A/N: I don't know what to say about this chapter. I think it's time y'all be concerned about me... Deeply concerned because I came up with all of those pick up lines within five minutes😂 it's kind of funny how most of them are Disney related... That was completely unintentional😂 but it totally worked so... Hope you enjoyed it! I have the next three days off from work so I'll be updating at least once if not twice a day. Please comment your thoughts, and if you have any ideas, PLEASE PLEASE comment them below and if I use your idea, I'll give you full credit for it. Thanks for reading😘
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