Part 42-- Payback
HeartingSwanQueen: what the fuck did you guys do?!
TheSwansQueen: I don't know what your talking about mother.
HeartingSwanQueen: that's some fucked up bull shit if I've ever heard it!
TheSwansQueen: I seriously have no fucking clue what the hell your talking about.
HeartingSwanQueen: oh really? Then how the fuck did that video of that bitch fucking me get filmed?
TheSwansQueen: sorry mother your going to have to be more descriptive. Bitch could literally describe anyone.
HeartingSwanQueen: I'm talking about an actual bitch, as in an in heat female dog, as in a wolf... Ring a bell dear?
TheSwansQueen: hmm... Nope.
HeartingSwanQueen: well I don't fucking believe you! That bitch attacked me and wolfed... Whatever it was out of me!
GirlInTheHood: I am not a bitch!
HeartingSwanQueen: it was meant in the context as the female dog fucktard!
GreenWithJealousy: what's going on?
TheSwansQueen: I don't know something about a porn video of a wolf fucking her apparently.
GreenWithJealousy: fucking hell she's on to us!!
TheSwansQueen: swim away swim away!!
TheSwansQueen and GreenWithJealousy have left the conversation.
Dory: you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we-
HeartingSwanQueen: fuck off fish.
Dory: hi I'm Dory, and well...uh... I don't think I've ever fucked a fish.
HeartingSwanQueen: yeah yeah whatever I really don't give a flying fuck if you've ever fucked a fish or not. I need your help to find the truth about my daughter.
Dory: right. Your daughter fucktina.
HeartingSwanQueen: Regina.
Dory: hi I'm Dory. Have we met before?
HeartingSwanQueen: we've been over this.
Dory: we have? Oh no... See I suffer from short term memory loss.
HeartingSwanQueen: ugh... Of course you do!
Dory: hi I'm Dory.
HeartingSwanQueen: this is going to me a fucktastic night... Dear, I need you to read the inscription on this video camera case I've found, I can't read the language in this strange land.
Dory: I can read? That's right I can read! Quick give me the case. Re-reg-Regina M-i-l-l-s hmm...
HeartingSwanQueen: it spells Mills you dumb fuck!
Dory: the first line says Regina Mills!
HeartingSwanQueen: *face palms*
Dory: 108 M-i-f-f-l-i-n it spells Mifflin!
HeartingSwanQueen: no shit Sherlock.
GirlInTheHood: I thought you couldn't read.
HeartingSwanQueen: I can read, it's just hilarious trying to have a fish read.
Dory: hi I'm Dory!
Marlin: hey have you guys heard about the fish who swam up to a lemonade stand?
Dory: a story? Hey I love stories!
Marlin: ohhh... A fish swam up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey bum bum bum got any grapes'?"
HeartingSwanQueen: aren't clown fish supposed to be funny?
Dory: haha you said grapes!
HeartingSwanQueen: what the fuck is so amusing about fucking grapes?
Dory: I don't think I've ever fucked a grape.
HeartingSwanQueen: ......
Dory: hi I'm Dory.
HeartingSwanQueen has left the conversation.
A/N: well I have no fucking idea where the hell that came from😂 I was watching Nemo while I was writing this... Oops😂 well I guess it's also in celebration for the release of Finding Dory in a few weeks! Anyways hope you like it!! And remember, JUST KEEP SWIMMING!🐠😂
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