HeartingSwanQueen: so how was last night?
KittenKaty: I don't think I have the words to explain how amazing it was!
GirlInTheHood: holy shit, I don't think there was a minute where one of us wasn't coming.
TheQueensSwan: I think I came last night more than I have ever come in one night!
GreenWithJealousy: and omg Regina and Katy were fucking amazing!
TheSwansQueen: thanks sis. But just know that it will never happen again.
GreenWithJealousy: so what did you do last night mother?
HeartingSwanQueen: oh nothing much, Snow came over and we had our own fun.
TheQueensSwan: you did your mother?!
TheSwansQueen: you did my wife's mother? What the fuck is wrong with you?
HeartingSwanQueen: well it's better than doing my sister
TheSwansQueen: fuck you mother.
TheQueensSwan: mom?
SnowWhite: yes sweetie?
TheQueensSwan: what did you do last night?
HeartingSwanQueen: shit.
SnowWhite: I stayed home and watched movies with Belle.
TheQueensSwan: did you see Cora at all?
SnowWhite: no. Why all the questions?
TheQueensSwan: CORA!!!
HeartingSwanQueen: oops, I think Rumple is calling. Bye!

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TheQueensSwan: Cora must have a major thing for you mom.
TheSwansQueen: oh she does! She has an entire shrine dedicated to Snow! She's obsessed!
SnowWhite: oh...um...
TheQueensSwan: ok that is seriously fucked up. Are you sure there isn't something wrong with your mother?
TheSwansQueen: nope, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was.
SnowWhite: yeah, maybe we should have Whale look at her.
TheSwansQueen: oh that's a fantastic idea! Having a mental Doctor look over a mental magical witch. I'm sure nothing will go wrong!
GirlInTheHood: or I could just wolf it out of her.
TheQueensSwan: wolf...it out of her? What the fuck is that?
GirlInTheHood: you know... Do her wolf style, I'm sure that would make her wish she never liked your mom.
TheSwansQueen: and what would that mean? Wolf it out of her?
GirlInTheHood: eat her out when I'm in wolf form... I'm pretty sure that would scar her enough never to even come close to snow anymore.
TheSwansQueen: that might actually work!
TheQueensSwan: Regina, you do know that wolves tongues are a lot softer right?
TheSwansQueen: so? I'm pretty sure Ruby can still scare the fucking shit out of her.
GirlInTheHood: of course I can.
TheQueensSwan: I really don't give a fuck. Having her as my mother in law is bad enough and I do not want her as my...shit... Step mother!
TheSwansQueen: and how do you think I feel dear? Snow is not only my step daughter but also my mother in law.
TheQueensSwan: well at least my mother doesn't threaten to kill everyone when she doesn't get her way... Oh and might I add, doesn't annoyingly ship us.
TheSwansQueen: fuck...just do it Ruby, I don't care about the results.
TheQueensSwan: what if we video taped Ruby while she did it and then emailed the video to everyone in town?
TheSwansQueen: mm... Emma, I love it when you play dirty! That's the exact kind of revenge I've been looking for for everything she's done to me. I'm in.
GreenWithJealousy: I'll gladly film! I want to see Ruby eat her out until that bitch bleeds!
KittenKaty: fuck this is going to be hilarious!
TheSwansQueen: it's pay back time!
TheQueensSwan: 8pm tonight guys, meet at Regina's. Regina, your going to have to use an invisibility spell for your sister
TheSwansQueen: fuck that, she can do it herself.
GreenWithJealousy: bitch
TheSwansQueen: whore
GreenWithJealousy: slut
TheSwansQueen: mother fucker!
TheQueensSwan: ugh sisters! At least we don't fight like that Katy.
KittenKaty: thank god we fucking love each other.
TheQueensSwan: hey Regina, I found myself a new wife, I'll see you later.
TheSwansQueen: what the fuck did you just say?
TheQueensSwan: just kidding. You two fight like children.
TheSwansQueen: whatever.
GirlInTheHood: tonight at 8. Operation Wolf the Bitch begins.
TheQueensSwan: lol omfg I think that's the best operation name ever!
TheSwansQueen: oh grow up Emma.
TheQueensSwan: I'll grow up on you.
KittenKaty: there they go again.
TheQueensSwan: oh fuck GINA!!
GirlInTheHood: I think I've heard her screams enough for a while.
KittenKaty: agreed. Granny's?
GirlInTheHood: sure. They aren't clearly going to give a fuck.
KittenKaty: the only fucks they give are to each other every fucking second it's oh fuck Emma! Or shit Gina I'm coming!
TheQueensSwan: oh yeah right there...oh shit... Fuck me! More baby! More! Oh fuck!
GirlInTheHood: point made. Let's leave these two fuckers alone.
KittenKaty: peace out mother fuckers!

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