LancelotFromCamelot: now if anyone has any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace.
CharmingsSexyPirate: I object!
PrincessSavior: what the fuck are you doing here? I thought I told you to stay the hell away from me.
CharmingsSexyPirate: aye, that you did, but have you ever heard of a wedding crasher?
EvilRegal: you are not ruining this day for us, now go home before I rip your heart out and crush it before your beloved charming. Got it pirate?
CharmingsSexyPirate: yes... Your majesty... Can you please... Let me go?... Your choking me.
EvilRegal: that was the whole point dear. And yes, you may go. Now where were we.
LancelotFromCamelot: you may kiss your bride.
SnowWhite: keep it appropriate girls!
EvilRegal: mm... Emma, I love you baby.
PrincessSavior: but not as much as I love you my queen.
EvilRegal: say that again, that was hot.
PrincessSavior: my queen.

PrincessSavior has changed her name to TheQueensSwan.

EvilRegal has changed her name to TheSwansQueen

SnowWhite: Henry cover your eyes.
TheSaviorsSon: no need, every time I close my eyes I see them in their bed fu- never mind
TheSwansQueen: yeah that's what I thought Henry Daniel Mills
GirlInTheHood: God that was fucking hot!
GreenWithJealousy: hell yeah it was.
HeartingSwanQueen: my ship just got married I'm fucking happy! And that kiss turned me on so much, like shit!!
TheSwansQueen: gross mom!!
KittenKaty: I agree the kiss was hot... Wait am I allowed to say that since your my sister?
TheQueensSwan: I honestly don't give a flying fuck, this family is just way too confusing to keep track of whose dating who.
GirlInTheHood: Snow, I didn't hear you say anything. Don't you think that kiss was hot?
SnowWhite: um... Sure?
GirlInTheHood: you don't sound too sure... Do you want to make you sure?
SnowWhite: Ruby, I thought we agreed to keep this a secret!
TheSwansQueen: who would have ever thought that my wedding day would be the day that I taste Snow White's sweet revenge.
TheQueensSwan: Regina, don't, she's already lost enough. Wait mom, you and Ruby?
TheSwansQueen: oh come on dear, do you really still think of me as the Evil Queen.
TheQueensSwan: only in bed.
TheSwansQueen: good, because that's the only place where you ever see that side of me. Now I'm your Queen, and only yours.
TheQueensSwan: God I love you.
SnowWhite: yeah... Um...
TheSwansQueen: your gay?!
SnowWhite: I wasn't, but then Ruby convinced me to try something new and I liked it way better.
TheSwansQueen: can we just rename the town Gaybrooke already?
TheQueensSwan: we might as well. Apparently we turned them all gays. I'm so proud of us Emma.
TheSaviorsSon: okay, could someone please explain who the hell is dating who?
TheSwansQueen: I'll just make it easier and explain the whole family tree.
TheQueensSwan: fuck, we might be here a while.
TheSwansQueen: okay, so... Your grandpa, rumple was married to Milah and had Neal, who had sex with Emma making you, and you are dating violet. Then there were Emma's parents, Snow and David who had Katy and Emma. Then there were my parents, Cora and who ever our dad was and they had Zelena and I. Snow and David are no longer together. David is gay for hook who is Emma's ex and Snow is apparently gay for Ruby, even though I thought Ruby was gay for Belle who also happens to be your step grandmother. Then there's me, who is technically your step great grandmother, but also technically not. I adopted my step great grandson accidentally. Now I'm married to his mother who is also my step granddaughter. Back in the enchanted forest, I dated Katy, who is also my step granddaughter and we almost got married but Snow banished her here where she became a famous pop star and is now gay for my sister even though Katy is my sister in law and Zelena is Emma's sister in law.
TheQueensSwan: shit you explained that better than I ever could.
KittenKaty: well fuck. How the hell do you remember that?
TheSwansQueen: Magic, I guess.
TheSaviorsSon: can I get a new family now? Perhaps one that isn't so gay and fucked up?
TheSwansQueen: Henry Daniel Mills language! And no, you are here to stay. I suggest you change your username since your no longer just Emma's son and technically never have been just her son.
TheSaviorsSon: ugh fine.

TheSaviorsSon has changed his name to VioletsPrince.

TheSwansQueen: Henry not appropriate.
VioletsPrince: but it's true!
TheQueensSwan: oh come on Gina, he's 16, plus you have to agree that it's cute as fuck!
TheSwansQueen: it is not cute "as fuck" but your right he is 16. But Henry, I don't ever want to see you jacking off to a picture of Violet ever again.
TheQueensSwan: that goes for me too.
VioletsPrince: thanks moms. Now if you don't mind, I have to find my princess, who actually isn't a princess at all. She's a girl from this world.
TheSwansQueen: wait what?
TheQueensSwan: what the hell did you just say Henry?
VioletsPrince: bye moms!

VioletsPrince has left the conversation.

A/N: hope you enjoyed this chapter which was again from @SwanQueen98 idea. Stay tuned, I'll be updating more today.