PrincessSavior: mom, where the fuck are you?
SnowWhite: I'm coming as fast as I can Emma, I was talking to Ruby about something.
PrincessSavior: you do realize that my wedding starts in five minutes right?
SnowWhite: fuck... Yes I realize that now thank you.
PrincessSavior: if your late I swear I will-
EvilRegal: calm your tits Emma she will be here. Everything will be okay.
PrincessSavior: that's easy for you to say, you've already been through this whole wedding shit once already and your mother is already here.
EvilRegal: of course she's already here, she's been here for 6 hours and she's driving me fucking crazy!
PrincessSavior: yeah, well just be glad it's not your sister...
EvilRegal: true...
GreenWithJealousy: hey sis, I totally for got to thank you and Emma for that advice you gave me the other day.
EvilRegal: what the hell are you talking about?
PrincessSavior: oh god Zelena, you didn't.
GreenWithJealousy: actually Emma I did. My broomstick brought her so much pleasure that she's decided she should come move to Storybrooke so she can be closer to me.
EvilRegal: right...
TheSaviorsSon: God this family keeps getting weirder and weirder.
PrincessSavior: and I have a feeling it's only getting worse from here kid.
TheSaviorsSon: great.
HeartingSwanQueen: I hope you two are ready, the wedding is starting.
SnowWhite: shit. Emma, I'm pulling into the parking lot, I'll be there in a minute.
PrincessSavior: whatever
EvilRegal: Emma, calm down, everything will be fine I promise.
PrincessSavior: everything will not be fine! I'm nervous as fuck, my head is going crazy still about fucking Katy Perry is my sister and is dating Zelena...mom, you still have to explain yourself on that one by the way... My father fucking cheated on my mom with my ex, my dad isn't even here when he should be, I'm horny as fuck and this dress itches!
EvilRegal: hmmm.... Sounds like I can help you with at least one of those things dear...
PrincessSavior: but the wedding is starting.
EvilRegal: it can't start of the brides aren't present. No one is in my bridal suit so hurry up Princess.
SnowWhite: oh my god are you guys seriously fucking each other right before your wedding?
PrincessSavior: oh fuck Regina, I love it when your fingers are inside of me!
SnowWhite: ....
EvilRegal: mm... Come for me princess.
PrincessSavior: oh fuck Regina, More!
EvilRegal: as you wish my princess.
SnowWhite: um...
PrincessSavior: oh baby yes fuck, REGINA!!
EvilRegal: I just love it when you scream my name as you come. Are you feeling better now dear?
PrincessSavior: y-ye-yes
EvilRegal: alright, put your dress back down and cool yourself off, your as red as a baboons ass.
PrincessSavior: great comparison Regina.
EvilRegal: oh shut up and lick yourself off my fingers.
PrincessSavior: gladly.
HeartingSwanQueen: fuck that was hot, don't you agree Snow?
SnowWhite: I...uh... No?
HeartingSwanQueen: you sound unsure of yourself dear. Do you want me to make you change your mind?
SnowWhite: God no, I'm straight Cora, and I'm still dealing with this whole, David is gay now and wants nothing to do with you shit.
KittenKaty: are you two coming? The music has been playing for ten minutes now.
PrincessSavior: sorry... We were a little...
EvilRegal: busy...
KittenKaty: yeah, I know and so does everyone else. Emma, your screams were louder than the music and I wouldn't be surprised if half of Maine heard it. On the bright side, Regina, you still must be fucking amazing!
PrincessSavior: oh, she is, especially when she uses her magic.
KittenKaty: ahh... Yes, the magic vibrations were the best...
MrGrumpyGills: are you guys coming or not?
PrincessSavior: I already came.
EvilRegal: Emma... That's not to be discussed with anyone but our family and close friends and Leroy isn't any of those.
MrGrumpyGills: sorry sister, everyone's getting impatient.
EvilRegal: everyone? Or is it just you whose getting impatient dwarf?

MrGrumpyGills has left the conversation.

SnowWhite: alright Emma, are you ready?
PrincessSavior: if I'm not ready now, I'll never be.
SnowWhite: Emma, your getting married not ending your life.
PrincessSavior: yeah, I got that, thanks mom.
SnowWhite: don't forget to breathe!
PrincessSavior: ugh Regina, I hate you for making me wear a god damn corset
EvilRegal: I'm not, the view is amazing.
PrincessSavior: oh shut up.
LancelotFromCamelot: today we celebrate the unity of two special women, the unity of two kingdoms, the unity of good and evil.
EvilRegal: do shut the fuck up Lancelot and get on to the whole "you may kiss the bride" shit
PrincessSavior: Regina, we have to do our vows... Oh, let me guess you didn't do them?
EvilRegal: no... I did do them... They are just... Memorized. A queen must be perfect after all.
PrincessSavior: sure Regina.
LancelotFromCamelot: please exchange your vows.
PrincessSavior: Regina, when we first met all those years ago, you took my breath away, and although you hated my guts, and I pretend I did too, I never stopped trying to help you from the darkness. And now, here we are today, six years later. The best of friends, amazing mothers, but best of all lovers. I don't want to spend the rest of my life with anyone but you Regina.
EvilRegal: awe your making me cry.
PrincessSavior: oh shut the fuck up and say your "memorized" vows before I end up taking you right here right now in front of everyone.
EvilRegal: Emma Swan... It's been a very rocky six years... Battling Giants and ogres, breaking curses and fighting each other. But whenever I was with you, I might have been angry or upset on the surface, but deep down I was happy. Happy to just be around you. We've only been together for a short 9 months but it's been the best nine months of my life thus far. You are the light in my darkness, the good when I am evil, the right when I am wrong, and I love you for every bit of it.
PrincessSavior: shit, okay I have to say that was good, now I'm the one whose crying!
EvilRegal: paybacks a bitch huh?

A/N: sorry to leave you hangin... Nah, not really. Hope your enjoying it! The idea came from the amazing @SwanQueen98 I will update again today so look out for it