GreenWithJealousy: look whose back, back again, look whose back, call your friends.
EvilRegal: ha, like you have friends.
HeartingSwanQueen: you really don't have friends Z.
GreenWithJealousy:  ugh, mother.
HeartingSwanQueen: ugh, Zelena.
EvilRegal: you two are such children! Now can we please talk about the bigger issue here?
GreenWithJealousy: and that issue is?
HeartingSwanQueen: a budding bromance
GreenWithJealousy: omg, have you guys seen Adam and Blake on the voice? Now that is one bromance I could go on and on about... They are both so dreamy.
EvilRegal: oh god, no Zelena. We don't need to here you go on and on about your crush on Adam.
GreenWithJealousy: ahh... Adam... So much perfection, so much hotness... We should date.
PrincessSavior: ha, you and Adam? Your insane.
GreenWithJealousy: ugh, it's not that far fetched Emma, I already have his number.
EvilRegal: like hell you do.
PrincessSavior: now that shit is bananas.
GreenWithJealousy: fine, don't believe me sis and bitch, I'll show you, I'll prove you all wrong!

GreenWithJealousy has left the conversation.

PrincessSavior: ha, she didn't have the balls to tell us she's lying.
EvilRegal: to hell with her, that green bitch is just jealous because I'm getting married before her.
BlakesSugarDaddy: and you were saying?
EvilRegal: ....
PrincessSavior: .....
GreenWithJealousy: ha bitches, I told you I had his number!
PrincessSavior: Adam?
BlakesSugarDaddy: the one and only.
PrincessSavior: if your really Adam, add Gwen Stefani in the chat.
BlakesSugarDaddy: sure, no problem.
BlakesBaby: um... Adam? What the hell is your username about?
BlakesSugarDaddy: come on Gwen, he loves me more than he loves you.
BlakesBaby: sure he does. And who is he dating?
PrincessSavior: damn this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
BlakesBaby: this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
PrincessSavior: this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
BlakesBaby: this my shit this my shit. Blake's my shit, not yours Adam.
CowboyBlake: sorry Adam, I did choose her.
BlakesSugarDaddy: and why did you choose her?
CowboyBlake: because her lips taste like Sangria, her lips taste like Sangria.
BlakesSugarDaddy: bull shit.
GreenWithJealousy: hey Adam, I'm still here.
BlakesSugarDaddy: hey, sugar, your sweet, won't you come and put it down on me
GreenWithJealousy: anything for you Adam😏
HeartingSwanQueen: so is every singer we mention in this conversation just going to magically appear?
BlakesSugarDaddy: well now that the three of us are here, there's hardly any singer we don't have the numbers to between the three of us, so wish away.
PrincessSavior: Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry, I wish for Katy Perry, the girl I've had a girl crush on since... Well forever!
KittenKaty: hey Gwen!
PrincessSavior: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!! It's really you!! Holy mother fucking shit!!
KittenKaty: and you are?
PrincessSavior: your teenage dream!
KittenKaty: um...okay?
PrincessSavior: please Katy, you've been my teenage dream and it's because of you that I kissed a girl!
KittenKaty: and did you like it?
PrincessSavior: every bit of it especially ber cherry Chapstick, but now I wanna kiss you.
EvilRegal: um hello? Your fiancé is right here and I certainly was not wearing cherry chapstick.
SnowWhite: Emma, we still need to- whoa, holy shit, Adam and Gwen are in this conversation?
PrincessSavior: so is Katy Perry!
SnowWhite: Katy Per- holy shit Katherine?
KittenKaty: um yeah but hardly anyone calls me that anymore, only my mother called me- holy fuck! Mom?
PrincessSavior: mom? Shit, what the fuck is going on?
EvilRegal: I can't believe it took you that long to realize who we were.
KittenKaty: oh cut your shit Regina, just because I've written songs about you doesn't mean-
PrincessSavior: whoa whoa wait. Mom? What the hell? Katy fucking Perry is my god damn sister and you never, not once mentioned it to me?
SnowWhite: it was strictly on a need to know basis.
PrincessSavior: so you let me talk about having a crush on my sister for hours on end?
SnowWhite: your still the one whose marrying my stepmother!
PrincessSavior: really mom? That argument again?
EvilRegal: you do realize that I would have ended up marrying Katherine if you didn't send her away... Either way, one of your daughters would have ended up marrying their step grandmother.
BlakesSugarDaddy: okay, I'm just going to go so you guys can work out your family issues...
BlakesBaby: yeah, your family is fucked up!

BlakesSugarDaddy and BlakesBaby have left the conversation.

PrincessSavior: Regina? You dated my god damn sister and never told me?!
EvilRegal: we almost got married too but as usual, your fucking mother always has to ruin things.
SnowWhite: I'm right here Regina.
KittenKaty: well, this isn't awkward or anything...
PrincessSavior: and when were you planning on telling Henry or I this?
EvilRegal: uh... He sort of already knows...
PrincessSavior: are you fucking kidding me?
TheSaviorsSon: no mom, she's not, I've known for a while.
PrincessSavior: ugh why does our family have to be so fucking confusing!
GreenWithJealousy: I agree with you Emma. This was the last thing I wanted in my family.
EvilRegal: hey Zelena, why don't you go out with Katy? I'm sure you guys would love each other.
KittenKaty: sure why not. I'm sure dating the Wicked Witch is a lot safer than dating the Evil Queen.
EvilRegal: thanks.
GreenWithJealousy: look whose jealous now sis, and I'm not even the one getting  married.
PrincessSavior: oh go shove your broom stick up someone who actually likes it.
GreenWithJealousy: hmm... I can honestly say I've never tried that. Katy you up for it?
KittenKaty: I'm always up for a good fuck, even if your my sister in law.
HeartingSwanQueen: since when did you turn gay Zelena?
GreenWithJealousy: the second the image of boobs popped in my head which was about three seconds ago.
HeartingSwanQueen: oh my heart, both of my daughters are gay! It's a miracle!
SnowWhite: what the fuck is it with you people turning gay?
KittenKaty: it's way more fun, if you know what I mean😉
SnowWhite: yeah, and let me guess, I'm going to start dating Cora next.
HeartingSwanQueen: I would love that dear!
SnowWhite: I think it's time we rename this town to Gaybrooke.
PrincessSavior: I'm down
KittenKaty: same. So Emma, want to come over tonight? I'll even sing for you and maybe a little more.
SnowWhite: good god that's disgusting! You guys are fucking sisters!
PrincessSavior: if Regina looked like her actual age, I'd literally be fucking someone not only who is twice my age, but also your stepmother and I'm pretty sure fucking a wrinkly old hag who just happens to be my step grandmother is way more disgusting.
EvilRegal: wrinkly hag? Naha I don't think so!
KittenKaty: uh oh, good job Emma, you've just unleashed the evil panda, everyone run!!

KittenKaty, PrincessSavior, SnowWhite, GreenWithJealousy and HeartingSwanQueen have left the conversation.

A/N: I really have no ideas😂 so please comment some below and I'll give you credit if I decide to use your idea❤️