CharmingsSexyPirate: hey babe.
PrincessSavior: I thought we were done with this shit.
CharmingsSexyPirate: sorry mate, I wasn't talking to you.
PrincessSavior: then who- oh my god!
CharmingsSexyPirate: if you just thought your father, congratulations, you've won!
PrincessSavior: bu- what?- dad? What the hell is going on?
CharmingOnSnow: I thought we were going to keep this a secret, MATE.
PrincessSavior: what the fuck?
GirlInTheHood: this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
PrincessSavior: Ruby, this is serious.
EvilRegal: this shit is bananas, I agree
PrincessSavior: dad what about mom? You can't just leave her!
CharmingsSexyPirate: well it looks like your advice has come just a bit too late.
PrincessSavior: what the hell do you even see in him? You hated us when we were together!
CharmingOnSnow: to be honest, I was jealous.
EvilRegal: this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
PrincessSavior: really Regina? Really? Dad what the hell are you going to tell mom?
SnowingOnCharming: I've seen the whole conversation Emma. David are you seriously with hook?
CharmingOnSnow: sorry Snow, his hook brings me more pleasure than you ever could.
HeartingSwanQueen: ouch! That must hurt.
SnowingOnCharming: it hurts like a bitch. I can't believe you David! We are done!

SnowingOnCharming has changed her name to SnowWhite.

SnowWhite: good bye David. Emma, you and I need to talk later.
PrincessSavior: of course mom.

SnowWhite has left the conversation.

CharmingOnSnow: thanks Hook, you really helped me out of that one.
PrincessSavior: DAD!!
CharmingsSexyPirate: aye, no problem, anything for you.
HeartingSwanQueen: ugh, get a room!

CharmingOnSnow has changed his name to HooksCharming.

PrincessSavior: dad, you and mom... I thought you were true loves? I thought you loved each other! Did you even think about what this would do to me?
HooksCharming: Emma, I-
EvilRegal: charming, you've said more the your fair of shit. Emma's right, you did this for yourself. You didn't even take in anyone else's feelings about this. Emma just found her family and now your splitting it up.
HeartingSwanQueen: and here I was thinking I was the baddest of the bad, but you just took it to a whole new level.
PrincessSavior: that's it, dad you are NOT coming to our wedding and neither are you hook. You've both caused me enough pain and I don't want your faces to ruin my happy day.
CharmingsSexyPirate: my face? You know, my biggest attribute is my dazzling good looks.
PrincessSavior: sure, because if that was true, I would have married you, but I didn't because I've found someone way hotter. You've literally ruined my life. Don't talk to me, don't text me, don't even talk to Henry or Regina and that goes for both of you!
HeartingSwanQueen: welp, charming, your fucked.
EvilRegal: come on Emma, let's go cool off. I'll help you.
HeartingSwanQueen: shove your fingers in deep for me dear!
EvilRegal: fuck you mother!

EvilRegal and PrincessSavior have left the conversation.

A/N: I know it's shit I have no new ideas😂