SnowingOnCharming: hey Emma we need to talk.
PrincessSavior: sure mom,  what about?
SnowingOnCharming: I uh... Is anyone else on right now?
GirlInTheHood: I'm always here.
EvilRegal: what do you want with her?
SnowingOnCharming: first of all,  Regina,  she is my daughter. Also would you guys please leave?  I kind of have to do this alone.
PrincessSavior: mom,  what the hell is going on?
SnowingOnCharming: Emma,  its fine I promise,  I just think we need to talk,  now would you two please leave?
EvilRegal: I'm not leaving until I know what's going on.
GirlInTheHood: I'd stay too,  but Granny is calling me to help in thd kitchen, so I'll talk to you guys later.

GirlInTheHood has left the conversation.

PrincessSavior: so mom,  what's this about?
SnowingOnCharming: I would prefer it if Regina wasn't here.
EvilRegal: sorry Snow White,  what ever you have to say to her you can say to me.  I'm going to hear about it eventually and we are getting married next week so,  just tell us dear snow,  what the hell do you want?!
SnowingOnCharming: I uh... Nevermind,  its not important.
EvilRegal: like anything you ever say is important.
PrincessSavior: Regina,  calm the fuck down.  What got your panties in a wad this morning?
HeartingSwanQueen: maybe you aren't fucking her enough dear,  Regina needs release more often than most to keep her anger down and her anger-
PrincessSavior: yeah,  yeah,  I know,  her anger fuels her magic.  Now Cora,  I already know what Regina is going to say so I'm going to say it for her before she sends you out of existence. Shut the fuck up,  and get the fucking hell out of this conversation.
HeartingSwanQueen: ooh,  Regina,  your girl is fiesty!  Be sure to keep her on a tight leash.
PrincessSavior: I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING LEASH!
EvilRegal: actually dear,  I can totally picture you wearing a black collar with a leash attached and kitty ears on your head while you meow and look up at me while your on your hands and knees.
PrincessSavior: sorry Regina,  I don't play kitten for anyone.
HeartingSwanQueen: I think you two need more time alone,  this tension between you two is intense!
EvilRegal: shut the ever loving hell up mother,  before I torch your lady balls.
HeartingSwanQueen: lady balls dear?  I'm sorry I didn't think you went back to magic school level 0.
SnowingOnCharming:  good god,  the maturity level in this conversation is about as mature as an extremely hormonal teenage boy... Speaking of which,  shouldn't you two be taking care of your hormonal son?
PrincessSavior: mom,  Cora?  Get the mother fucking hell out of this conversation before I kick you both in the vagina so hard you will never stop bleeding.
SnowingOnCharming: Ok, ok,  I'm going. I'm pretty sure that would be worse than hell.
HeartingSwanQueen: for once we can agree on something Snow.  Now let's leave our girls alone so they can release this sexual tension.

HeartingSwanQueen and SnowingOnCharming have left the conversation.

PrincessSavior: what the fuck was that about Regina?
EvilRegal: its Henry... We seem to have a bit of a problem.
PrincessSavior: and what problem would need me to handle it?  You only come to me for back up.
EvilRegal: I'm not asking you  back up I'm asking you to... Okay fine I need your help.
PrincessSavior: well don't just say you need my help with our son and not tell me what to help with!
EvilRegal: its Violet. 
PrincessSavior: and the problem with that is?
EvilRegal: she's a girl...
PrincessSavior: no shit.
EvilRegal: its just... I saw them making out in the park yesterday.
PrincessSavior: awe Gina our baby's first kiss!
EvilRegal: emma that's not- wait did you know?
PrincessSavior: yeah,  he told me weeks ago that they started dating.  He told me not to tell you because he wanted to be the one to tell you... I'm guessing that hasn't happened yet.
EvilRegal: no,  Emma,  he hasn't told me anything in weeks!
PrincessSavior: don't take offence Regina...  He also said that he didn't want to talk to you about it just yet because he knew you wouldn't let it happen. But Regina,  he's not ten years old anymore,  he's almost 16 and that's older than I was when I had my first boy friend.
EvilRegal: your right.  But we still need to talk to him.
PrincessSavior: alright he's upstairs in his room right now.

PrincessSavior: Henry,  we need to-
EvilRegal: Henry Daniel Mills,  what the hell are you doing?
TheSaviorsSon: oh my god!  Moms!  What the hell happened to knocking?!
PrincessSavior: I...  uh... Sorry kid,  your mom and I just wanted to talk to you,  but seeing that your... Busy,  we'll just come back later.
EvilRegal: ......
PrincessSavior: come on Regina let's give him some privacy.
EvilRegal: yeah...

EvilRegal: what the fuck did we just walk in on?
PrincessSavior: Regina,  calm your tits its no big deal.
EvilRegal: no big deal?  No big fucking deal?  He had his hand on his... And was... Ugh why?
PrincessSavior: Regina, calm down,  its not like you have never done it.
EvilRegal: yeah,  but that's different.
PrincessSavior: oh yeah?  How so?
EvilRegal: I'm an adult and I always did it at a time when I knew people wouldn't be walking in on me,  plus if someone did,  it was easier to make it look like I had been sleeping,  Henry was just... He was laying on top of his blankets like he didn't even think about anyone walking in.
PrincessSavior: well he probably didn't think we would walk in on him,  and now we have to suffer with those images,  but I think its kinda cute.  I saw a picture of violet in his hand while he-
EvilRegal: WHAT?! NO!  our baby boy is way too young to have a girlfriend and is way too young to be doing what he just did.
PrincessSavior: yeah and you were what?  14 the first time you had sex with Daniel?  You were two years younger than him and he wasn't even having sex.
EvilRegal: yeah,  yeah,  whatever. I just want to find away to get those horrible images of my son jacking off,  out of my memory.
PrincessSavior: me too baby,  but what's done is done.  Speaking of which,  I don't think you were done with me this morning.
EvilRegal: your right I wasn't.  Come here dear,  I'm gonna make you so fucking wet you will think your in a swimming pool.
PrincessSavior: oh god Regina,  oh fuck!

A/N: well,  I've finally graduated from high school so that means you will be seeing updates on most of my stories several times a week. Sorry this chapter was so long and crappy.  I know its not the best,  but I hope you like it.  Please comment your thoughts I love seeing them!  And if you guys have any suggestions,  please feel free to comment them as I love getting my readers involved with my stories.  Thank you😘