SnowQueen: this hit that ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
GirlInTheHood: this for them hood girls, them good girls straight masterpieces
PrincessSavior: stylin' whilen, livin' it up in the city
EvilRegal: got chucks on with Saint Laurent
CharmingsSexyPirate: gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty
PrincessSavior: I'm too hot
CharmingsSexyPirate: hot damn yeah you are
TheSaviorsSon: I'm too hot, hot damn
CrazyDragonBitch: make a dragon wanna retire man
RumpsBelle: I'm too hot, hot damn
SnowingOnCharming: say my name you know who I am
CharmingsSexyPirate: I'm too hot, hot damn
RumpsBelle: am I bad 'bout that money. Break it down
EvilRegal: girls hit you hallelujah, girls hit you hallelujah, girls hit you hallelujah
TheSaviorsSon: 'cause uptown funk gon' give it to you, 'cause uptown funk gon' give it to you, 'cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
GirlInTheHood: Saturday night and we in the spot
PrincessSavior: Don't believe me just watch!

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HeartingSwanqueen: up town fuck you up, up town fuck you up
EvilRegal: mother, its up town funk, not fuck.
HeartingSwanqueen: sure it is dear, everyone knows the real lyrics are supposed to be up town fuck, after all, that's what you and Emma do all night... Oh and Belle and Rumple

RumpsBelle: oh hey rumple that reminds me.
BellesRumple: yes dearie?
RumpsBelle: I'm pregnant!
BellesRumple: god damn it!
RumpsBelle: you aren't happy?
BellesRumple: no, no of course I am Belle.
RumpsBelle: then what-
BellesRumple: well belle you see, I sort of...
BastardOfHell: he sort of struck a deal with someone, promising his second born, fortunately, that person died, unfortunately, that means the deal remains... With me.
PrincessSavior: hades? He's real too?
EvilRegal: apparently.
RumpsBelle: wait, you sold our child?
BellesRumple: Belle, I'm so sorry, I had to to save baelfire.
RumpsBelle: oh yeah? And where is baelfire now?
BastardOfHell: with me ;-)
RumpsBelle: yeah, we got that thanks for clearing it up.
PrincessSavior: wait, Neal is in the underworld?
BastardOfHell: I prefer to call it hell. Oh wait, it is.
PrincessSavior: you son of a bitch! What did you do to him? Neal is not a bad guy!
EvilRegal: Emma, its okay calm down.
BastardOfHell: ahh, so you two must be Emma and Regina! I have a message to the both of you from a certain little Devil that you, Emma, killed and now she wants revenge.
PrincessSavior: why the hell does cruella want revenge?
101DeadPuppies: well you see dahling, I really really miss the gin, the money, the jewels... The gin...and you took that all away from me.
CharmingsSexyPirate: bloody hell someone likes gin.
PrincessSavior: oh hey would you look at that, she's obsessed with puppy fur and gin and your obsessed with crocadile skin and rum, you guys would make the perfect couple, maybe I should kill you now so you can live happily ever after or some shit.
EvilRegal: lol nice one babe.
101DeadPuppies: sorry dahling, I don't date pirates, but I do date saviors.
EvilRegal: back off puppy bitch she's mine!
101DeadPuppies: my my, someone's a fiesty queen, maybe if I can really get her pissed, she will go all Evil Queen on me.
PrincessSavior: sorry Regina's a good girl now.
EvilRegal: except for when we're in bed. ;-)
101DeadPuppies: sounds like fun, I should join you.
PrincessSavior: not even if you shaved all that dog fur off.
SnowingOnCharming: you aren't really talking about dog fur are you?
EvilRegal: nope.

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