CharmingsSexyPirate: hey charming?
CharmingOnSnow: what do you want pirate?
CharmingsSexyPirate: did it hurt when you landed on my ship?
CharmingOnSnow: I've never fallen on your ship.
CharmingsSexyPirate: then Why does everyone ship us?
CharmingOnSnow: wrong kind of ship.
CharmingsSexyPirate: will you please at least ride my ship?
CharmingOnSnow: I have a wife...
CharmingsSexyPirate: that doesn't matter, all I want is to hook you.
PrincessSavior: fuck off pirate.
CharmingsSexyPirate: will you at lease climb my shaft?
PrincessSavior: he won't be climbing anything of yours any time soon.
CharmigsSexyPirate: aye, but what about you princess?
EvilRegal: she won't be either guyliner!
HeartingSwanQueen: I love how you two stuck up for eachother.
GirlInTheHood: that's not the only thing they stick up each other... If you know what I mean😏
EvilRegal: OK wolf girl that's quiet enough.
GirlInTheHood: says the one who blurted out my secret to everyone.
PrincessSavior: oh come on Ruby, everyone knew you were gay.
GirlInTheHood: nuh uh!
PrincessSavior: sure Wolfy. Did you know that you howl so loud you wake up the whole town?

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EvilRegal: now as for you pirate...
CharmingsSexyPirate: wanna hear what a fan sent to me yesterday?
PrincessSavior: oh hell no.
CharmingsSexyPirate: too bad... So a fan mailed me with this. "I was only nine years old, I loved hook so much. I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to hook every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. Hook is love, I say, hook is life. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot but I know he's just jealous of my devotion for hook. I called him a cunt, he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and its really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. Its hook! I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear "this is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful hand and hook and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for hook. He penetrates my butt hole with his hook. It hurts so much but I do it for hook.-
PrincessSavior: whoa okay pirate, I think someone has a little bit too much rum, I'm locking you up.
CharmingsSexyPirate: just remember guys hook is a very hooks is life!

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A/N: sorry guys I had to do this😂 I don't own any of the rights "shrek is love shrek is life" just to clear that up👍