PrincessSavior: hi mom! How is everything?
SnowingOnCharming: omg Emma!! I miss you. Things are great!
HeartingSwanQueen: how's the sex? Is Regina fucking you real good?
EvilRegal: mom, I am not discussing my sex life with you.
HeartingSwanQueen: I'm not talking to you about it, I'm talking to emma.
PrincessSavior: all you need to know is that, we've gotten it on like Donkey Kong.
SnowingOnCharming: whoah, emma, don't need those images thanks.
TheSaviorsSon: moms!!
PrincessSavior: hi henry!
EvilRegal: we miss you ♡
HeartingSwanQueen: Emma and Regina sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G
EvilRegal: mom! Not infront of henry.
SnowingOnCharming: Cora, its their business and I don't want to hear about my step mom doing my daughter. *shutters at the images that pop in her head*
HeartingSwanQueen: ship killer >:(
SnowingOnCharming: funny weren't you the one who killed Regina's first love?
EvilRegal: no snow, that was you! If you hadn't told her he would still be alive, I would have been happy >:(
PrincessSavior: damn, rejection hurts.
TheSaviorsSon: rejected, rejected, someone just got rejected, R-E-J-E-C-T-
EvilRegal: henry that is enough from you young man! Sorry Emma didn't mean it like that...
HeartingSwanQueen: anyways, dear, you actually think I killed him because a ten year old told me? No. I killed him because a certain someone told me that your future lied with the Savior.
EvilRegal: that's it, RUMPLE!!! >:(
BellesRumple: yes dearie?
EvilRegal: you told my mom the future? You of all people should know that knowing the future is not a good thing!
BellesRumple: it was in your best interest.
EvilRegal: are you sure it wasn't in your best interest?
BellesRumple: I wouldn't have told your mother if it wasn't in my best interest now would I dearie? Oh that reminds me. She didn't kill him.
EvilRegal: then who the hell did?
BellesRumple: I did. See, I stole her heart, and commanded her to kill Daniel so you would be angry with her, because if you were angry at me, you wouldn't have come to me for help with the curse. >:)
PrincessSavior: you sick bastard!
EvilRegal: I can't believe I fell for it, I can't believe I blamed you snow, I'm so sorry. I hate to say it rumple, but I'm glad you killed him.
SnowingOnCharming: what?
PrincessSavior: god this family has some real issues.
EvilRegal: if he hadn't died, I never would have discovered my true love, I never would have found you Emma. I love you <3
GirlInTheHood: awe! So cute!
HeartingSwanQueen: I think I died, someone get that weird doctor who brings people back to life.
EvilRegal: mother, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, shut the fuck up about SwanQueen, she's my swan and I'm her queen, yes, but you don't have to be so god damn annoying about it.
HeartingSwanQueen: oh my god! You just made it official SwanQueen is as real as Snowing *_* I'm dead, I'm dead! I died! I'm dead! *_*
EvilRegal: mother...
HeartingSwanQueen: sorry too many feels to contain! I have to let it go!
EvilRegal: oh god, I know where this is going...
OlafOLot: the snow glows white on the mountain tonight...
SvensLover: not a foot print to be seen...
SnowQueen: a kingdom of isolation...
GreenWithJealousy: and it looks like I'm the queen.
EvilRegal: excuse me green bean no one invited you. And for the record you will never be queen.
GreenWithJealousy: well once you go green you'll never go queen. Bye evil sis bitch, don't text me when I'm queen.
EvilRegal: I sure as hell won't.
HeartingSwanQueen: you go Regina.
GreenWithJealousy: yay being betrayed by my own mother... again. I feel the love bitch.
TheSaviorsSon: someone's a bitchy witchy.
EvilRegal: HENRY DANIEL MILLS! LANGUAGE MISTER!

GreenWithJealousy has left the conversation.

HeartingSwanQueen: now where we're we? Oh yes, Emma, how is she in bed?
EvilRegal: I'm going to say this one more time mother fuck off!
HeartingSwanQueen: fine. Looks like Zelena is my new favorite. Oh btw emma, I fucking hate you being with my daughter!
BellesRumple: that's not what you said last night dearie ;-)

HeartingSwanQueen has left the conversation.

GirlInTheHood: well then... anyone up for a game of who would you do?
PrincessSavior: I'm in and so is Regina.
EvilRegal: thanks em, I so wanted to play.
SnowingOnCharming: I'll play.
BellesRumple: sure!
RumosBelle: if she's in I'm in too.
GirlInTheHood: okay, um.. belle, who would you do other than Rumple?
RumpsBelle: REGINA!! Your all mine. Sorry em.
GirlInTheHood: your turn Regina.
EvilRegal: Zelena.
TheSaviorsSon: she's your sister mom!
EvilRegal: fine um... Rumple.
BellesRumple: Henry.
EvilRegal: don't you dare lay a finger on my son or so help me I'll send Mike and Sully to scare you in your sleep.
BellesRumple: whose to say I haven't ;-)
PrincessSavior: Id like to see your head on a stick, or maybe used as a dragon's dildo... it just so happens I know one. And I'd go for Ruby.
GirlInTheHood: awe thanks eminator ♡ and rumple fuck off and shove yourself up someone who actually gives a fuck.
SnowingOnCharming: I'd say emma, but she's my daughter and I don't flow that way.
EvilRegal: ....

GirlInTheHood, PrincessSavior, EvilRegal, RumpsBelle, BellesRumple, and TheSaviorsSon have left the conversation.
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A/N: hey guys thank you all so much for readin! I hope you are enjoying this story. If you have any suggestions on anything you'd like me to add, please comment. Sorry for not updating in a while, Senior year sucks and I'm just trying to get through it to graduate. I'll update as often as I possibly can. Thanks guys and happy friday:-)