EvilRegal: oh my god Emma last night was amazing! You really are magical!
PrincessSavior: I never thought in a million years I'd be using magic... Not to mention in that way. ;-)
EvilRegal:  so Emma, for your birthday-
PrincessSavior: Regina, I just want u to do me as my present, you don't have to do anything else. You have already done so much for me.
EvilRegal: I don't think I've done enough to you quite yet  ;-)
PrincessSavior: oh god, Regina...
EvilRegal: don't worry you will enjoy it.
PrincessSavior: I have no doubt about that my queen :)
EvilRegal: I need you to be ready to go on a little trip with me tomorrow morning.
PrincessSavior: and what about Henry?
EvilRegal: he will be with my mother, it's nothing to worry about.
PrincessSavior: NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?? YOUR MOTHER PUT A CAT IN A FLAMING  MICROWAVE AND GAVE IT TO MY PARENTS AS A WEDDING PRESENT!! NEXT THING YOULL KNOW, SHE WILL TURN HIM INTO ONE OF THE DWARVES... OR WORSE... SPONGEBOB!!
EvilRegal: oh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
PrincessSavior: Regina, really?
EvilRegal: sorry dear.
PrincessSavior: hey Regina?
EvilRegal: yes?
PrincessSavior: you remind me of my pinkie toe
EvilRegal: excuse me?
PrincessSavior: I know sooner or later I'll bang you against the table ;-)
EvilRegal: I'd prefer sooner please, as in get your princess ass over here before I punish you :)
PrincessSavior: you can't punish me I'm the sheriff so I'll be doing the punishing XD
EvilRegal: do you want that apple to get stuck again?
PrincessSavior: no!
EvilRegal: then get over here!
PrincessSavior: whatever you say your highness :p
EvilRegal: good girl, it looks like my little princess has finally learned some manners, now for your reward... ;-)
PrincessSavior: uh oh here we go again :-)

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