"I ain't wanna sit next ta her, Zu." You whispered in his ear. "She'll say somethin' ta me, but not ta you."

"What are you planning to do to me?" Zuko shuffled in next to Katara who was next to Toph, abiding by your wishes.

"You'll find out soon." You giggled as you sat next to Zuko.

"Hey, uh... I wanted to sit there." Aang said to the Fire Price; whose mind was completely elsewhere as he thought about what he might get from you during this play.

"Just sit next to YN. What's the big deal?"

"I was just, I wanted to..." He sighed and saw that he'd have to make everyone move and it'd be obvious that he wanted to sit by Katara. "Okay."

Sokka and Suki sat in the row behind everyone.

"Why are we sitting in the nosebleed section? My feet can't see a thing from up here!" Toph complained.

"Don't worry, I'll tell your feet what's happening." Katara reassured her.

Good. Then ya ain't gonna be payin' attention ta what's goin' on beside ya. You smiled and laid your head on Zuko's shoulder.

Slowly the lamps were put out and the curtain rose on the set of the play.

But before you could even start anything remotely sexy between you and Zuko, you were overcome with laughter. The actors and actresses were absolutely... ridiculous.

"Sokka, my only brother! We constantly roam these icy South Pole seas, and yet never do we find anything fulfilling!" Actress Katara monologued. She was an older woman, very robust and coated in makeup.

"All I want is a full feeling in my stomach! I'm starving!" Actor Sokka quipped, making you laugh loudly.

Zuko couldn't help but chuckle too.

"Is food the only thing on your mind?" Actress Katara asked. 

"Well, I'm trying to it get out of my mind and into my mouth! I'm starving!" Actor Sokka made very direct gestures to his mouth and stomach, causing you to laugh even harder and make Sokka glare at you.

"This is pathetic! My jokes are way funnier than this!" Sokka's outrage was apparent.

"I think he's got you pegged!" Toph joined in the laughter.

You let your hand drift to Zuko's lap as the play continued on. It stroked up and down his thigh as your nose nuzzled his neck.

"Mm." He let out a noise of contentment and closed his eyes. "Let me know when I show up."

"Will do, honeydew~" You giggled at your joke.

"You're silly." Zuko smiled a genuine smile as he placed his jacket over his lap. If he was going to enjoy this, he wanted to make sure no one saw it.

"Wait, is that a woman playing me?!" Aang asked in surprise, making you chuckle as your fingers explored Zuko's rapidly stiffening member from outside his clothes.

"I don't do that! That's not what I'm like! And I'm not a woman!" He cried out again a few minutes later, making you and Zuko crack up more.

"Oh, they nailed you, Twinkle Toes!" Toph added in as the scene shifted.

"Zu, that's you, love." You nudged his neck with your face and withdrew your hand from his lap briefly. "Let's watch!"