- A spoof story by Swagtastic98

-Deep Dramatic Narrator Voice-

It was unlike any other school day at StormClan School. The halls were bare of all students and the atmosphere was tense, as if even the air itself was anticipating something big. Then, a small ringing sound, barley noticeable. Until it grew louder and more intense. Violins rang throughout the halls from the direction of the cafeteria. Cellos, Basses and Violas creating a strong harmony.
The battle of the music had just begun.

-OrchestraClan: Firewing's POV-

Firewing charged with her clan mates, young and old, to the cafeteria. She wielded a viola and a bow, ready for any BandClan or ChoirClan cats that got near.
OrchestraClan intensified the song as a battle cry, a challenge to any other clan that may oppose.
"We got the cafeteria!" Orchestrastar yowled and leaped onto the stage. "We have captured the most vital point of the music battle!"
His statement was followed by the cheers of all of OrchestraClan. The cheering didn't last long, however.
A faint trumpet was heard... And then...
"CHARGE!!"
"It's BandClan!" Firewing exclaimed. "Why do they get the best battle cry?!"
"Defend the stage!" Orchestrastar yowled over the deafening roar of BandClan. "Don't stop playing!"

-BandClan: Goosefoot's POV-

Goosefoot marched with his clan mates down the long hallway to the cafeteria, struggling not to hit any of them with his trombone.
OrchestraClan will never stand a chance against BandClan! He thought. Our tubas and trombones will tear them apart!
Goosefoot then began a battle cry song, leading it with his trombone as others joined in. He could see the OrchestraClan cats in the cafeteria facing him. The cellos and basses suddenly looked a little intimidating..
But we have tubas. They're doomed.
"BandClan, attack!" Bandstar rumbled.
Both clans then charged at one another, swinging their instruments at their opponents.
Goosefoot ducked as a viola flew over his head.
Voices then rang out from down the other hall parallel to the one BandClan had just come from.
Every cat stopped. They knew just who it was.
The harmony sounded just like the Star Wars battle scene music, intense loud voices booming all at once.
"It's ChoirClan, guys!" An OrchestraClan cat snickered. "What's the worst they could do? Yell at us?"
The two once battling clans all shared a snort of amusement.
Until a large piano came rolling in at high speed with several ChoirClan cats riding atop it.

-ChoirClan: Ravenheart's POV-

"Tank one released!" Ravenheart yowled and nodded at Tigertalon, her friend. "How many more mic stand spears and microphone clubs do we have left?"
"Plenty." Tigertalon grinned. "They'll never underestimate ChoirClan again!"
"Tank two released!" Ravenheart yowled once more as several more of her clan mates, including her other friend Spottedstorm, was carried away by the grand piano, wielding mic stand spears.
"I think it's time for the charge." Tigertalon yowled, twirling a microphone club in her paws.
"ChoirClan, attack!" Choirstar screeched, dashing into the ever growing battle.
ChoirClan was careful not to scream, for that would ruin their delicate voices.

-OrchestraClan: Firewing's POV-

"What?!" Firewing screeched as the pianos rolled in.
I thought ChoirClan didn't stand a chance!
She then sensed a presence behind her.
She swiftly stepped to the side, and as the cat was rushing past her, she stuck out her bow, tripping the BandClan she-cat.
She stood and they had a staredown, saxophone versus viola.
It was broken when a figure suddenly jumped up on a lunch table.
Goosefoot?! Firewing gaped. What is he doing?!

-BandClan: Goosefoot's POV-

Goosefoot stood on a lunch table near the stage, holding his trombone high.
"I declare a battle with music!" He yowled, and once he'd gathered all the attention, played trombone drop. A percussionist joined him, and soon the whole band was playing Trombone Drop.

"As if!" Some random ChoirClan cat yowled and threw a microphone at Goosefoot, knocking him over.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!" Goosefoot screeched as he struggled to his paws, using the side of the table to help him stand.

-Narrator-

The battle then went on for all of eternity. It was never decided what the best music class was. Choir, Band, and Orchestra remained forever the same.
Or did they?

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN
YEP IM BORED
What happened to my bold lol
Anywho, I wrote this for my school, code name StormClan School, because of the endless debate of the music classes.
The OCs I used in this are real people (code names of course XD)

Firewing of OrchestraClan: FireWing600
Goosefoot of BandClan: Illuminana
Ravenheart of ChoirClan: Me
Tigertalon of ChoirClan: tigertalon
Spottedstorm of ChoirClan: Maggie829
So yeah
How was your day?

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