Note:  think you know at this point, this was written in days not hours so it doesn't seem rushed like all my crap.

Welcome to Star-Splosion Review, Week...3.

Did you really forget what week we're in?

Sorry, FireFox5001, I'm starting to get antsy about this Monday's Finale, which is airing at 7 AM. I Think Disney XD hates us.

Alright, here's are theme song this week:

What the hell was that?

Shut up and enjoy the Nightcore!

Monday:

Time for, "Henious" and sadly, the worst episode in my opinion this past month.

Why?

Those jerks from St. Olga School for Wayward Princesses came back.

This is the first time I ever saw Marco's parents mad.

I know I was confused.

Henious (Points to Marco): This is the Princess that ruined my life!

What's more sad, she hasn't gotten the fact that Marco is a dude.

I think she is actually Gender Blind, not in a pansexual kind of way I mean she only sees one gender, female.

*Cringes*
*Cringes*

Great minds think alike I see.

I found it weird he has merchandise.

I'm jealous he gets a $650 royalty check a month for that, while I'm stuck here making stories for free with no money in my pocket.

Okay enough of that, that cop was worse than the one on The Simpsons. Also you know that whole, apology is the best policy trash they taught us in school? Well, it works and creates, Princess Shaming, except is everyone stupid or do they not know that Marco is a guy!

Ugh, I think you're whole gender blindness theory is confirmed or she's too evil to realize.

Thoughts on Episode 9:

I thought it was cool

I going to disagree with yah, I hate this episode. This episode made me cringe so hard, worse than whatever this is:

I don't know what that was, but I'm scared.

Tuesday:

Now, "ALL BELTS ARE OFF!"

So basically, Marco's dojo is picked to be certified and one of the students is chosen, and to no surprise, Jeremy was chosen.

Why? I don't know because he's rich.

Great another rich snobby kid cliche.

Yeah, literally every show has them.

Anyway, Marco start spying on him.

Creep!

Not like that, she is basically filming his bad behavior. And then doesn't show sensei, because of honor.

But, he later regrets that because the reason is because of one thing, capitalism.

Oh yeah his family is the only reason that dojo is still running. Because of money.

But, in the end, The Dojo gets Certified but Jeremy is sad because the Grand master fell asleep.

Basically this is how he felt:

I love retro games.

Thoughts on Episode 10:

It was okay, could use more Star though.

I kinda liked it, its better than Mondays episode. Also I agree on the Star part because we need more than 45 seconds of her.

Wednesday:

Now time to check for, "Collateral Damage."

Xander, please stop with the puns.

NEVER!

Anyway basically Star is having a meltdown because her whole world is falling apart.

And then accident my destroys the school's mascot, Otis The Possum.

Wah wah waahh!

And the principal went nuts.

Also, after all this time we see Britney Wong, who barely made any appearances in season 2 I add, shows up crying.

An ugly crier I might add. But not as ugly as this:

What the heck was that?

That was Jackie in a weird comic when Marco Breaks up with her.

Excellent!

Don't turn into Mr. Burns okay.

What the timing felt right.

Anyway after seeing all the sad faces Star made a new a new Mascot.

And everyone hates it because its to shiny, no gum on the belly, and apparently no kissing hole.......wait a sec.....oh my god.

What?

*Whispers into ear*

Eeewwwww!

Yeah, but in all seriousness, why can't they like the new statue? Have they ever heard the term, "Its the thought that counts."

No!

That explains it, they are all acting like a bunch of Sheldon Coopers.

*Shivers* Please don't talk about Sheldon.

Okay, by the way is everyone in that school an idiot?

Well it is high school.

Noice, anyway the only sane one out of the bunch is Marco.

And it turns out, that possum had some history to it.

Woops!

Also keeps the school from going nuts.

That makes total sense. I think, so because of Star's meltdown, the school got one too? Geez thanks a lot.....whoever runs Echo Creek.

I don't know, anyway Star makes a speech saying that the school is more than a statue.

And also a student apparently was held back for 7 year.

Why would a 25 year old still be in high school?

Ask the cast of Glee they'll tell you everything. Starfan13 shows up...for some reason. And Star apparently points out about Ferguson and Alfonso not showing up all season.

That's because Marco made more friends, heck he is even friends with Tom!

Probably a good thing in my opinion. And in the end, they destroyed the statue, willingly because they are better than possums.

WHAT THE F***!

Did you just censor yourself?

Thoughts on Episode 11:

It was an okay episode,but still funny tho.

I thought so too, but weirder than the last 2 episodes.

Thursday:

Time to end the week with, "Just Friends."

What no pun?

I'm all out of them, sorry.

Before we start, not for nothing, but lets go back to a little point I made when we first heard about February Star-Splosion.

(Flashback)

(Flashback Over)

CALLED IT!

Okay so Star, Marco, and *Sigh* Jackie go to a Love Sentence Concert.

Also Star intended on just Marco, Jackie shows up for no reason except punch us Starco Shippers when we're down.

Did David Lynch direct this episode?

I don't know.

They go to The concert and long story you know how there's always a third wheel in these kind of TV relationships. Well in my opinion Jackie third wheeling by dating Marco and making Star all messed up.

Agreed. Also I noticed the look in Marco's eye before they went to the concert. That foreshadowed whats going on.

Some other stuff happen and the 99% of the stadium kiss and, you know what just watch.

And

WHAT THE F***!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

*Smashes everything*

Before we rage again I like to point out in the song that I saw a gay couple kissing. #LoveWins. Now back to the rage.

MARCO YOU DONE GOOFED!

Thoughts on Episode 12:

You mean we didn't do up there?

I think our screams of emotional pain best describe it.

Final Thoughts on the week:

I hated this week.

Same, but I think they're just getting the bad episodes out of the way for the epic finale.

I sure hope so.

_________ of the week:

Its that time of the week where we show you guys the best Quote/Random Spell/Fanart or Comic of the week.

I let her introduce it this week. Mainly because we may or may not bring it back next week because...well you see after this.

Quote of the Week:

Marco: You kept calling me Glossaryck, you tried to shove me in a book.

Star: Because that's where you live.

Random Spell of the Week:

No new spell this week, sorry.

Fanart/Comic of the week:

Made by emptyhouseart on Deviantart.

This is what Star would look like if she was in Sailor Moon.

Now for the week ahead, instead of telling you the episodes and guest stars, we got promos early in the week.

Here we go!

And yes that is the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, Patrick Stump singing.

And now, drum roll!

*a drum rolls past them*

And you thought we were out of puns.

We got one really awesome finale I do say so myself. Okay before we leave we got one final word, FireFox5001 take it away.

Thanks, since this is the final full week off Star-Splosion review, we like to say thanks for the journey. But on Monday at about midnight I guess we''ll premiere the final episode of season 2 reviews, but we''ll be back when season 3 comes.

We're not going anywhere guys but thanks for watching us since week one. By the way sorry to get angry here but if Star and Marco aren't dating at the end of the season, well long story short, Daron Nefcy, the series creator, You owe me a new TV.

Same here, okay that's it now here's our special out to and we''ll see you Monday.

And yes, we'll go easy on the video clips on Monday.