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Serriously Xander?

You were asking for it FireFox5001, literally!

2 hours earlier:

Do an Eminem Joke
Do an Eminem Joke
Do an Eminem Joke

Fine!

Yay!

Present Time:

I was hanging out with Mabel and Star this past week.

That, oddly enough, makes sense.

Monday:

Princess Turdina:

As I suspected, it did involve Princess Marco and the Turd part involve PonyHead.

Doesn't anything involving the word Turd involve Pony Head, her nickname for Marco is EarthTurd!

True!

Anyway, the episode begins with Marco in the Princess Garb, because he is getting honored at St. Olga's, yes this St. Olga:

Marco wants to stop the whole Charade but as it turns out, the girls of the school would get pissed. Also there is a movie based on Princess Turdina.

I wonder who would play him, I'm hoping for Demi Lovato.

Why?

So this song gets put into the movie:

Okay that makes sense.

So the school makes a statue for Marco, and in the end gets an Honorary Degree. And then before Marco admits the Truth, Henious comes back and boom, they finally realize Marco is a Boy.

*Face Palm*

*Face Palm*

Luckily the Princesses then revolt against Henious and instantly forgave Marco.

Henious then starts sucking stuff from one of the Princesses and.....wait why was she doing that?

I have no clue I was just sitting here wondering if Marco is still able to get his $650 royalty checks now.

Starfari:

This one involves Star and Tom shopping while some good old fashioned Mewman Racism.

I wonder if there is Mewman Homophobia.

I don't think so. Star goes to see the royal Monster Expert Dr. Jelly Goodwell. Who also wants Monster racism to ends.

Where's that in our culture?

You know what, that deserves this gif:

Yes!

Star and Jelly go into the forest and go into a tree house to study a monster Society. They start observing BuffFrog and his kids, and there's a tracking him for years with it on his ear.....how are we just noticing this?

Jelly turns out to wanting to destroy the the monster village and turn it into an island. But instead destroy entire village. On second thought we may nees to cancel that GIF a moment ago.

Yeah we may have to. In the End Jelly goes nuts and starts acting like a crazy person and BuffFrog is named the new Monster Expert of Mewni. Finally making something we really need in today's society. Can I use that GIF now?

Go ahead!

Now I'm Happy!

Tuesday:

Sweet Dreams:

So this episode, didn't involve that Beyonce song like I thought.... Probably for the best.

Like Disney could get Beyonce.

They got her to play Nala in the Live Action Remake of The Lion King.

Wait....That was real news?

Yeah.

Anyway, this episode starts with Star Flying through the Sky with a bunch of hot dogs, but that was a dream and she was eating her pillow.

But then all of a sudden she was covered in Goblin Dog wrappers, and the next night Star makes Marco stay up to see what is going on and she keeps on transforming into form from Battle for Mewni with the Goblin Dog Truck.

At Dinner Star tries to talk to her mom and dad, and try to figure out what is going on and as it turns out she maybe in trouble and locked away forever, then have to adopt another daughter, uh why not a Son.

Must be a royalty thing, anyway Star went into a portal and Eclipsa helps them out.....How is she evil?

I have no clue, Star and Eclipsa talk about her dreams and there is Secret Tunnels in the castle, I knew that castle had secrets.

Star tries out one more time, this time on her own and that's it.......WHAT THE HELL?

We got the second half.

Oh right!

Lake Lava Beach:

This episode didn't kick off where we left off last time. Its starts off on a beach in the underworld And this episode reaks of To Star.

NONONONONONONO INFINITY TIMES NO!

I'm on your side.

Kelly gets mad at Star and Tom, Marci then goes check up on Kelly who is on the beach and as it turns out she and her boyfriend broke up, this time perminately. Marco understands what she is going through because of Jackie. And now we got Kellco.

Daron I'm gonna kill you! Anyway Marco goes talk to Tad, Kelly's ex, eating Vegan Pizza depressed. Marco says Tad is making himself feel bad because of Kelly. While Tad tells Marco he is the same thing because of Star.........Ha knew he has a crush on Star.

Actually the clip best explains what happened after:

Can I scream?

Your not the only one. But if any of you readers have a history of seizures please skip the gif.

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That felt good, Patrick was on to something.

Anyway Kelly takes Marco to see the Soul Rise and boy was that weird, and now Marco is 15. But who cares Starco is in a Deeper Crisis!

Daron, forgive my language, but what the f💔ck is wrong with you?

Yeah, what do you feast on our feelings or something? We've been Fighting for Starco for 2 years and you keep giving us sh💩t like what the hell!

Meanwhile at Disney TV Animation:

Daron Nefcy:

Now back to our regularly scheduled review:

Daron, you better make up for this in the rest of the season or else were getting Liam Neeson.

Ooh that sent a chill up my spine! But now I'm upset and I want ice cream!

So do I!

(24 hours and several empty pints of Halo Top Ice Cream Later)

Oh that felt better, but we got to remember, us Starco fans are Strong, if we can survive Season 2, we can survive this! Someday will be our MEWNIPENDENCE DAY!

Yeah! And they said we can't top the speech from Independence Day, the first one not the 2016 crapshoot of a movie.

Wedesday:

Death Peck:

Potatoes are my favorite vegetables.

And that was the Random Xander line for today. Why?

Because Potatoes.

.........CAN'T BEAT THAT LOGIC!

Anyway, the episode starts with Star, Marco, and Pony head in the Pigeon kingdom....oh now I get the Peck Part.

Marco tries to get Rich Pigeon to wrote it and then manages to break his foot.

My thoughts exactly. They then get chased by an army of Pigeons, and because Star left her wand back at the castle, and by left Glossaryck is knahing on it like a baby with a rattle.

They find themselves in Rich Pigeon's room and got on a pair of giant legs and don't know how to work it.

I think the inventors of the legs, Phineas and Ferb can tell them.

The Pigeon army then circle them, ponyhead literally craps treasure. They then are trialed by the King and Queen and Marco is sentenced to death by a thousand pecks and RichPigeon can talk....wait what?

I'm more confused than you are.

RichPigeon then signs the Petition. And feast on worms.

Eww!

Ponymonium:

Before we start this episode's summary, this episode has Star Butterfly wearing a dress that originally started in Fan art

Really?

Yeah Look:

Now that made all of you mad by throwing in Daron's face, time to start.

Star Visits Pony Kingdom with a Ice Cream and GingerBread Cookie Caserole. And Ponyhead has sisters. Star must be lucky to be an only child.

Star finds out that Ponyhead is missing a sister because she ran off due to Ponyhead is a bitch.

So much of a Bitch that she Bullys her sisters......I think we could relate to that.

My older brother was nice to me, but we had our moments.

Her sisters then set up a plan to dethrone Ponyhead, and the Missing Sister wasn't missing after all. Pony head finds out and boom Star leaves and is instantly mad at Ponyhead, but instantly forgives her, because it will screw with the continuity.

These were pointless episodes were they?

Yep!

Thursday:

Time for the the, "Mid-Season Finale".

Why is there quotes around midseason finale?

Because young foxxy, A mid season finale means it will go into a lengthy hiatus and then in like 3 or something months we get new episodes, but we have the Holiday special airing in on December 2nd, so this technically isn't a Midseason finale. Also Stump Day is one of the episodes so yeah I win! Daron You lose!

Xander, be nice!

Fine!

Nightlife:

So this episode starts off with Adult Marco with ABs and Heckapoo riding Nachoes fighting a monster. And then go to a bar for deserts and Marco goes back to his flabby self.

Does this mean if he is ever in Heckapoo's Dimension Marco goes back to the version Star went GaGa for?

I think so, honestly lets throw Tom in there and forget about him.

XANDER!

Too Far?

So far that it is in the Kingdom of Far Far Away from Shrek!

Oh damn that's far!

Marco heads back to Mewni to find Star in bed with a Black Eye.

And before you make assumptions, No Tom did not abuse her, This is a Kid's show after all. She tried to Take Glossaryck out for a walk, it did not go well, just like my dog.

She's that bad?

She barked at a few for 10 minutes straight......I'm starting to think Dogs have PeaBrains.

Wow, anyway Star gets mad at Marco, a rare site to behold, because her Squire wasn't there. The Next day Marco and Heckapoo go into the Cats with People Faces Dimension, a dimension powered by nightmares, to stop a portal spilling in water and a Pirate ship. Yep that's Deffinately my nightmares!

Marco gets back to Mewni to See Glossaryck destroy Star's room and she is PISSED! I have a feeling this is an Almost Marcapoo, worst Shipname ever, episode.

You're right that is the worst Shipname ever. Even worse the TomStar!

Its sad that is better titled. Marco goes to see Heckapoo to see a new guy, who's name I already forgot sadly, and he is a Beast. Litterally.

They then find out Star in her golden fairy form is causing all these portals to open, and Heckapoo gets Heckapissed.

Xander, that is the worst joke ever!

Yeah I'm not proud of it.

Deep Dive:

Continuing after the Sweet Dreams and the Last Episode. Star talks about what happens and....wait a sec....

When did Janna get here? Doesn't she need dimensional scissors?

Well as it turns out, Janna is a skilled hypnotist.

Pfft, Hypnotism doesn't work.

*Snap* Smurfs 2.

*falls asleep*

*Snap*

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Star then setup a makeshift GoPro with her compact mirror phone on her head. Janna hypnotize her and Star is now sleep spelling and jumping from dimension to dimension.

While Marco has a freak attack. Again this is why I like to consider myself Star and Marco's love child.

Why?

Lets just say your lucky I wrote my reviews on Wattpad instead of filming my live reactions on YouTube making myself look like a idiot.

Good choice! Star finds what she is looking for and-

Wait I found something on Janna's Hypnotism book.

*Eye Roll* Xander, this is no time to make Illuminati jokes.

Not that does that triangle with an eye look familiar?

*Looks Closer* Oh Shit!

It all makes sense now.......actually it doesn't.

Anyway, Janna warns Marco and Tries to use the dimensional scissors except, they don't work because they don't know where she is.

After going dark for a second we catch back up to her to see she is in, what I think is that golden too from Battle for Mewni, and meets a baby Unicorn and is in the realm of Magic.

And that weird sound turns out to be from the First Born Unicorn. Who is also Star's creation from Battle for Mewni.

Marco and Janna try to contact Star, and this is the first time I have ever Seen Janna go, "I Got NUTTIN."

Marco grabs a hold of Star's wand and nothing bad happens because their souls are bonded because of the blood moon ba....oh wait it goes heywire scratch that! The star then turns into this:

Oh great, Marco has a wand style!

Anyway, because of this weird transformation. Marco uses the All Seeing eye spell, and grow Cresent moons on his Cheaks. Is Marco a Mewman Prince Now?

By my guess Yes because Tom and Star....Nevermind we got one episode after this.

Star almost forgets everything and Marco then brings her back to Mewni, but it doesn't work because she makes a portal herself. And can now control her Powers.

Can we take a break? I'm hungry!

Want me to get a Pizza?

YAASSSSS!

1 Pizza Later:

I can't believe Star can make Pizza appear out of thin air!

Star: You'll be surprise what my Wand can do.

Can it turn into a toilet?

Star:...... It can't do that! Gross!

Monster Bash:

We start off with Star in her Song Day outfit and Hairdue setting up a party in Ludfee's old cave.

How could they afford it? Rich Pigeon.....That's why!

Barely anything happens until Star's Cousin sparks a conversation with one of the Monsters which thankfully went well.

Also, and I think I'm just noticing this but why does he sound like McLovin from SuperBad?

I don't know. But anyway, Henious is seen in her car... We Crap she's gonna Ruin it for everyone is she?

Well by my guess every dimension has that Ice King like Person to screw up everything.

Tom shows up.

As I was saying. Tom shows and starts kissing St- okay your allowed to boo.

Man TomStar sounds like a lot of-

HOOPLAH!

TomStar sounds like a lot of-

HOOPLAH!

Sounds li-

HOOPLAH!

HOOPLAH!

*Throws Brick* TomStar sounds like a big waste of time at this point.

Anyway, after a slip up with an AloeVera Slime Monster. A Princess then finds a bunch of old monsters.

Star then gives a speech and then all Hell breaks looses when the Princess get back. And boom Ballroom Blitz.

Yes we had to.

Star tries to get tom to help but to no avail and he gets mad.

Can a say it?

Yep!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING WITH THE WRONG BODY PART DUMBASS!

Now that Tom is pissed off he keeps getting Cock-Blocked. Star and Marco go down that little area and find, Mina Loveberry......

What a Twist!

*Glares Confussingly*

I think we hit out Clip Quota.

No we got some more but makes sense what your doing.

Loveberry turns out to be taking in the monsters because well, SHES SADLY CRAZY AND RACIST.

I knew there was something about her that rubs me the wrong way.

And then Boom Henious shows up and again Ice King's this Shit. This is why I hate her. And also why I wrote her dead in my Fanfic.

Why is this Happening?

Because as it turns out Henious is actually Meteora, the half monster daughter of Eclipsa!

What a Twist! As well as confirming that rumor about Henious being related to The Butterflys.

Star and Marco fight Mina after she  went Super Sayian, and Tom shows up and protects Star. That didn't last long.

Mina, then goes up to the Party and Then the Magic High Commision shows up and Mina runs off. The party was a bust and Tom wants helping Star because she was trying to stop the weirdness between the monsters and the Mewmans.

And....wait does this mean what I think it means?

I think we need to say it at the same time.

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METEORA IS THE SEASON 3 VILLIAN!

*ThunderClap*

Well that happened.

We may need some help....AWESTRUCKVOX TO THE RESCUE!

Thoughts on this week:

xanderwrites' Thoughts:

I got two words to best describe it,

NUCKING FUTS!

But sadly that isn't enough for you guys so here's a longer set, a lot of people online are saying this show has entered drama territory, like I have barely seen any comedic moments, its mostly Dramatic or action, some along the lines of Game of Thrones mixed with Degrassi, and a hint if Twilight because now we got a better love affair than that of Bella, Edward, and Jacob.....why do I know that? Oh right, that was my middle school days.

That is sad.

FireFox5001's Thoughts:

I honestly thought Starco was going to happen but we all know Daron feeds on our suffering, I was worried about TomStar but now I'm more concerned over worried. Look Starco shippers like me and Xander here.

Hi.

*Pushes Xander into a pool* NO ONE CARES! Anyway, we have gone through much worse, so you know what like Xander said before, I'm giving TomStar shippers a bone for this. BECAUSE STARCO SHALL SUCCEED ONE DAY!

*emerges from pool* Give me some warning next time you throw me into a pool. But yeah, from some minor high school experience, mainly from friends because I never went out on a date in my 20 year history, that Dating your Ex always lead to disaster. So don't expect TomStar to last.....come to think of it I got another theory coming up, and no I'm not making a game theorist parody, again.

Anyway, thanks for having me back, but what happened to that other guy, Zeke or something?

His name is Lumicrat.

Wow I'm off.

Anyway I did get a response from him recently, apparently life is being a pain in the ass right now. Lumi, if you're okay with me calling you that, you can hop in whenever life isn't being crappy for you.

Also sorry for the delay for 2 days, Thanksgiving got to us real bad.

You guys and gals that live outside the US got it lucky.

Well see you in 2 weeks for the Stump day review, why two weeks on a Wednesday, look I got a Ducktales episode that same day to review and I'm going to be swamped.

You'll get through this Xander!

Okay Foxxy.