I was originally thinking of waiting until Monday to post, but you know who cares.

Star: Not Me!

Marco: I'm somewhat indifferent! I would've waited.

Star: Your Christmas Decorations were set up on Halloween at Midnight.

Marco: My parents did that!

Then why are you wearing a Santa hat when we are 43 Days Before Christmas.

Marco: Like anyone really celebrates Thanksgiving.

Star: He's got a point!

I actually hate Turkey. Okay before we start, here's your catch up:

Marco: Why would I want to be with Spider with a TopHat?

The internet!

Star: That explains everything!

Marco: True.

Well time to start the review!

Monday:

Scent of a Hoodie:

Kicking off where we last left Star and Marco back in Battle for Mewni, Marco heads back to earth while Star stays back on Mewni.

The Resistance is freed. Dammit! Star and Marco had the most awkward if goodbyes which made me go:

Okay in all fairness I do that every episode since the season 2 premiere.

Star was hiding Marco's hoodie and the Pony Head threw it down the laundry shoot, oh now I get the title name!

Marco: WAIT SO YOU ACTUALLY HAD MY HOODIE THE WHOLE TIME?

Star: Marco, not now!

The royal Laundry dude is crazy for watching the hoodie even though Star didn't want to....because tradition, this is exactly why I made the Starco baby a boy because some traditions should die!

Star: Also I want to be named Star Diaz.

Marco: Our ship may not be canon yet but why.

Star: You really want to be called Marco Butterfly?

She's got a point!

In the end Star tells that the hoodie and its scent is her only memory of Marco and that watching it would destroy it. Marco gets his hoodie back and instantly misses Star.

Star: Is that supposed to be Romantic?

Marco: It was in my opinion.

Same here.

Rest in Pudding:

In this episode, Glossryck is haunting Star. Starting off at a Funeral for Lekmet.

Why a funeral? Why not?

Who you gonna call.

Marco: Ghostbusters?

No Janna, Disney doenst own Ghostbusters. But they are close to owning FOX....I'm not making that up.

Anyway, Star tried to bury the last piece of the book that was left but yet kept getting haunted by Glosaryck.

Janna tells star to Bury the book in skmething that meant dear to Glosaryck. Started off with the gold liquid, but as it turns out....it worked.

And Boom, GLOSARYCK IS BACK!

Wow, this show really is aligning with my Fanfics. Just as long as Daron Nefcy name Star and Marcit's son Nova I'm gonna run around Mewni in nothing but my socks.

Star: I'll make a note of that.

I was kidding about that, mainly cause Heckapoo banned me from owning a pair of dimensional scissors after the uh.....monkey incident.

Also was anyone else creeped out by this episode? Tell me in the comments.

Tuesday:

Club Snubbed:

As it turns out Tom himself is a prince, to normal human father and a demonic mom.

Star: its weirder than you think.

Star didn't want to dance with Tom, I wouldn't want to blame her, and Tom actually got over Star.

Tom and Star start fighting and then, well remember that comiccon clip? Yeah not a flashback.

*Screams*

Wow, that was weird. Is there a way to keep him awake?

Star: I tried to make a spell for that but it unfortunately causes Blindness.

Anyway at the end, Tom and Star reconcile and, I'm haven't been more concerned since I tried Takis for the first time.

Star: what's a Takis?

Its a Dorito knock off, it isn't that good, Serriously chili spice and lime, spicy and sour don't mix.

Marco: You do realize that is most Mexican cuisine right?

I'm aware of that Marco, they just use too much lime, how about you try them?

Marco: Fine. *Eats a Taki, Spits it out* Gross!

Stranger Danger:

Well Glosaryck is like a baby, pet, something, and Star meets Eclipsa.

Also what does Globgore mean?

Star: I can't tell you!

Dammit!

The magic high commission started testing Star like they are the worst doctors since Dr. Hartman from Family Guy.

And as it turns out Eclipsa wasn't so evil, minus the dark spells, and loving a monster, really that deserves to be crystallized?

Star asked Eclipsa about everything, and again Eclipsa is as bad as everyone said she is.

Something tells me Eclipsa is the villain of season 3.....then who is?

Star: Sadly we can't tell you.

Okay then how come Marco is in the intro but barely in the show besides a few short cameos?

Marco: I don't know I'm not the writers, plus I can show up anytime, I got dimensional scissors from Heckapoo!

Wednesday:

Demoncism:

So this episode takes place after Club Snubbed, Tom and Star are friends, hopefully still friends. Maybe the song by Love Sentence will be less sad now.

Thank god someone uploaded that without the clip that almost made Starco shippers rip their hearts out and eat them.

Anyway the episode starts with Star on the phone then Ponyhead vomes into her room and tells Star he is getting a Demoncism, which is, from what I guessed is an Undemonizing someone, but he is trying to purify himself.

Tom is doing this because he wants to be a better prince of the Underworld, okay Janna is a really nice match for him, and because he has he is angsty teen problems.

Tom then acts like, every posessed person in a horror movie, wait can demons get possessed? Anyway, at the end Tom got one Demon out of him, and has like 10000 others in him.

And in the end they are holding hands..................CONCERN LEVEL RISING!

Well it probably won't last long, mainly because Daron based Tom off her exes.

Star: Ha, that's actually funny.

Sophomore Slump:

Marco is seen wrapped in his cape like a Blanket Burrito. And his mom is annoyed by Marco after return.

Alfonso and Ferguson finally return in literally 2 seasons, playing, Dungens and Dragons with Janna..... I always wanted to use this clip:

Also There was a tiny reference to That 70's Show with how they went from Person to Person at the Table.

Marco made Sensai feel bad because he used a towel as a cape, and Marco earned his Cape.

Marco goes to Jackie, and Jackie tries to help but that does little as Marco goes on yet another date with her.

The date goes, well until the end when they break up..........JARCO IS FINALLY DEAD.

Anyway, Marco returns to Mewni, as their Foreign exchange student. But who cares Jarco is Dead! And what's scary, ome of my Wattpad friends, Lumicrat, actually predicted it correctly a week ago:

We Hoped, and it worked! Its a Miracle.

We got one episode left, but first, even though I'm a Starco Shipper, like a lot of you guys, I think its best to give Jarco a proper goodbye, because lets be honest, its the first Canon ship and crashed and Burned faster than Mordecai and Margaret.

In Memoriam:

Jarco (Jackie x Marco)

November, 21st, 2016- November 8th, 2017

Okay onto the last day.

Thursday:

Lint Catcher:

Potato!

Star: That was random!

Marco: So is our show Half the time.

Star: Aren't you supposed to moping over Jackie Dumping you?

Marco: I got over it, look these things happen, hopefully with what some are saying about You and Tom.

Can we not talk about our fears becoming reality more and more each day.

Anyway we start off with:

Yass!

Marco jumps into Star's room, and then Marco finds out he isn't a Knight. And then to become a real one, he squires with the Laundry Knight, the one we met literally Days ago.

Star goes back to Eclipsa who is out in the Garden feeding birds, while chained to the largest chain

Eclipsa told Star it was a big mistake because as it turns out it is deadly because they have a literal lint monster. And I thought the king tray after a load of towels was bad.

Marco then gets Squired by Star to be her royal gaurd.

Also like Marco was going to be gone forever, sorry for sounding like a broken record but Marco is the Peanut Butter and Star is the Chocolate.

Trial by Squire:

Star and Marco are in the Middle of a major Blowout Sale at Quest Buy.

As the Blowout sale starts and long story short, it is basically a Black Friday sale.

Marco goes Nucking Futs over Evrything.

Star: Don't you mean....

I KNOW WHAT I SAID MARCO!

Also the Female Squire Higs, said that Marco got Squired out of Pity.....I think I got the GIF for that.

Marco still goes nuts until Star stated that Marco was happy being herself because they didn't need any knight stuff, because all she needs is her Wand. And in the end they just bought a ton of random carp they really didn't need. Just like me on Amazon.

Well that is it for the week its time for my thoughts on the week. And since FireFox5001 isn't around for.....

*muffled screaming*

What the hell?

Star: I think its coming from My Wand! *Checks Wand*

HELP!

FireFox What are doing in Star's Wand?

Uh Funny Story Actually, True Story uh this actually happened 8 months ago when I suppository left the face of the earth.

*Walks into XanderWrites HeadQuarters*

Hey Xander! I'm here to helpnout with that Top 5 you're working on.

*No Answer*

Hmm, must be out for lunch.

*looks down to see Star's Wand*

Huh, I really don't think Star would mind if I played with it a little.

*picks up wand*

RAINBOW NARWHAL BLAST!

*Wand Beeps*

What the?

*Gets sucked into the Wand Screaming*

*Xander Walks in with Star and Marco*

And so I was like, So you like pineapple on pizza, how about Pizza on pineapple.

Marco: So that is how you win that argument?

Star: Then again whoever thinks Pineapple on pizza is weird, and this coming from a Mewman. Why is my Wand on the Floor?

Star: Oh yeah my Wand has a Security mode when I'm at least 20 feet away from it.

Smart, but how do we get her out?

Star: Oh that's easy! First get in a narwhal's mouth.

....Any other options?

Star: You can hide in the giant baby's messy diaper.

Narwhal mouth it is! Ew she just ate chili fries!

Star: She? Oh right I have two female Narwhals. Well here we go. Rainbow Narwhal blast!

*Narwhal Flies out*

Uh, its okay I join next week for the review?

Sure, you got to readjust to society.

Is Disney XD done airing the New episode every 2 hours?

Slowly but maturely.

Eh, better than nothing, I need to wash off the chili smell. *Walks away*

Okay so time for the full week review.

REVIEW TIME!:

I actually do think this week was a solid start! We picked up where we left off, had great plot progression, and even had more character development. Also hoping with these set air times of 8pm Monday-Thursday, it won't have a ratings problem like the end of Season 2 and the Battle for Mewni, especially since that was during convention season.

Favorite Episode:

Sophomore Slump, because Jarco died.

Least Favorite Episode:

Clue Snubbed, because I dont want Tom X Star to become canon again.

Now for.....

Marco: *Whispers in Xander's ear*

Okay, uh Lumicrat, if your reading this, tell me, is your Wattpad Messages not working or.........yeah?

Okay thats the review, leave your favorite moments in the comments and I will see you next time!

SUPER OUTRO BLAST!!!