Once, there was an octopus.

This octopus could shapeshift-but we're going to ignore him right now. He's not important.

Anyway, restart: Once, there was a planet. It was made of water-no, seriously, it was MADE of water. No land. Got it? Good.

Now, this planet was the home of many creatures, ranging from sirens that are male and therefore not following the rules of mythology to shapeshifting octopuses. Yep. Makes sense.

So, back to the water planet. It's a great place to live, right? Where everyone has to swim around under the lavender sky (well, the sky changes colors like a beautiful rainbow of beauty, but-details, details), live in floating houses of sponges because reasons, and yeah! It's perfection at its best. A peaceful world.

OR WAS IT?