Don't ever read Bridge to Terabithia

It's just about the worst decision you can make

You hear me??? DO NOT EVER BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA!!!!!!!

Ok????? Please- trust me on this.

There's this really awesome character then-

BOOM

Why do I even read books????

All good characters ever do is DIE. UGGGGGGH

WARNING DO NOT READ AHEAD IF YOU DONT LIKE SPOILERS for good books (Hunger Games (it's the first one listed) Maze Runner (second) Harry Potter (third) Percy Jackson (fourth) Warriors (fifth) Bridge to Terabithia (sixth)) (I tried to make them spaced out so in case you didn't want to see one you don't  have to) (I recommend reading the last one if you want to read that book and don't want to be COMPLETELY heart-broken like me)

1.Suzanne Collins: Katniss should so totally save Prim from the hunger games so she doesn't die. Oh wait oops she's dead anyway. Rue don't worry Katniss will help you out. Watch out for that- ouch! Sorry, you die. Finick!!! Congrats on being a husband and to-be father! Let's just hope there's no mutts in the war! Haha there they are and- AAAH! Headless... Oh well.

Me about President Coin dying (actually happened): *pumps fists* YESSSS! I knew she would die!! I'm so happy she's dead! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
This is the best!!!!! :DDDDDDDD  *i was actually very seriously happy I just cannot explain*

2. James Dashner: Let's see let's just let Tommy meet Teresa-his live long friend- again. Oh good there warming up. Oh look at that she's captured.... Betrays Tom, dang that must of been hurtful. Oh HELLO Brenda. Things are looking good! Thomas is FINALLY starting to forgive ye! Teresa, Teresa, Teresa of the immune, WATCH OUT FOR THAT POLE'! K Thomas say a quick goodbye now, he has to leave you to die. Lol Newt you so funny. You lead with awesome. Minho will take over for a bit now, k? Bad news, you got the Flare and have to go live with psychopaths. Don't worry buddy, Thomas will kill you for you! ;)

3.Me about Harry Potter: Nobody super important i like a lot dies except Dumbledore and Dobby I'd say. *shrug* and I almost cried about Professor Dumbledore btw

4. Me about Percy Jackson: Luke. Basically only him. 😁😖 he was so cool. OH YEAH and if Thalia actually died DEFINITELY her. And kinda of Zoë

5. Erin Hunter: Buh bye Spottedleaf, Firestar, Yellowfang, Gray Wing, Hollyleaf, Silverstream, Feathertail, Ferncloud, Darkstripe, Mousefur, Turtle Tail, Willow-something that I can't remember (Crooked's mate), and many many others that I don't feel like listing at the moment because I was just called down for dinner

Ok back

Bunch of other books to but most important recent one...

Katherine Paterson (Bridge to Terabithia author): Leslie u stay away, you-you weirdo. Wait what? Jess is starting to care about you? Ok I guess you can be best buds. Good idea! A place for just you and Jess, how sweet of an idea is that! Oh and look! Jess got you a puppy!! You guys are so close, your like brother and sister, and you could barely live without each other. Ahhh, everything's SO perfect now!! ...UM. Well this awkward... Your dead. At 10 years old. Oopsy-daisy.

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Me to all authors: GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slowly. Very slowly >:]