Sometimes, Author-chan has a case of the dumbs and can't update as quick, so the readers have to wait decades for a new chapter. There are many ways to survive the horrible wait though:

1) Watch a video
Videos are a great way to wait for something. It's entrataining and can sometimes be very funny, depends on what you're watching

2) Music
Listen to music, it's almost as entertaining as a video, but instead, you have to use your "IMAGINATION" and imagine what happens

3) Read another story
This is actually a good solution, unless that story needs to update too...

4) Write a better story and rub it in Author-chan's face
Cause, who wouldn't want to do that?

5) Bathe your dog
Cause dogs need baths too

6) RP with some friends
Incase you don't know what "RP" is *cough*HOWDAREYOU*cough* it means role play. That means, you get to act in character and just do stupid random things

7) Learn more about beavers
Beavers are fascinating creatures. NEVER SEARCH "BEAVER BUTT" ON GOOGLE!!! I'm warning you guys...

8) Get off your phone/computer/laptop/tablet/rock and go outside
PTTTTTT JUST KIDDING!! Outside is for loosers

9) Play video games
KILL THOSE WALKERS LEE!!!

10) Talk to cleverbot

User: Hi Cleverbot.

CB: I am not ckeverbot you are.

User: Best grammar EVAH.

CB: What's your name again?

User: I didn't say my name.

CB: You didn't say it, you typed it.

User: ...... Fuck you

CB: What do you eat?

11) Just wait, like regular people
WAIT WAIT WAIT

12) Watch le television
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

13) Write stupid hash tags
#YOLO
#FOREVERALONE
#IFELLDOWNTHESTAIRS
#GOSHIMSTUPID
#CALL911

14) Eat
Fill that stomach with FOOD

15) IDK