Life.  Something that happens because of our parents.  That's right kids,  blame your parents.

In this chapter,  you will learn to live like any other day,  because I don't recall having a "Life 101"  booklet when I was born

1- Breathe
Make a small gasp and then spit out the air. Don't spit though,  that's disgusting.

2- Be
Just be yourself.  Exist.  Idk how this works though,  I'm a robot.

3- Talk
You know that hole in your face where you stuff food? You can also communicate verbally with other people using it.  Ain't that nice?

4- Walk
Move your kicking meat sticks back and forth and advance forward,  backwards or sideways. 

5- Watch Anime
Because if you don't watch anime,  you're not a real person.  I  suggest Sesame Street.  It's the best anime ever.

6- DANK MEMES
O SHIT WAT UP Y U REDIN DIS LIK DAT? Y/N,  PLZ

7- Videogames
The Bee Movie is a good one.  Try it.

8- Katz or dogz
Buy a freaking cat or dog. Just because.  Also,  vote me for president.

9- Gotta go fast
Faster,  faster-

10- Make art
Sorta like this

11- Why are you still reading this?
Go get a life!1!1!!!!1!1