Duh Royal Diccionary

School: Hell hole of doom. Another synonym of prision

No one likes to go to school, except for nerds, but unfortunately, we must go or we'll become hobos.

What to do to survive school:

1) Have friends
If you don't have any friends, then make some. Easy as that!

2) Talk with friends
Just open and close your mouth while making noises

3) If you still don't have friends, sit down and do something fun
Maybe take a book to school, or your phone or whatever the heck you're into doing

4) Don't get bullied
It's easy to say, but not easy to do. Just try not to be such a nerd, or anything stereotypical cause you'll be dead by the time the bell rings. Now that I mention it, you should probably try not to do anything at all, cause bullies are mean and heartless. You should probably pack your bags and move to China (if you live in China then.... move to Puerto Rico) and start a new life! You should change your name to the first thing you see at your right and the color shirt you're wearing. Or just ignore them

5) Talk to yourself
Have a totally normal and healthy chat with yourself. If someone sees you, just pretend you're singing or coughing

6) Don't go
If you don't mind becoming a hobo when you grow up, then don't go to school. Case closed

7) Murder everyone
Because it's not your fault you're having a terrible time at school

8) Sit in a dark corner and hope that no one notices you
If they do, then you better run

9) Sing a song
Who doesn't love songs? Especially at school. The worst that could happen to to you is getting thrown in the trash can in the cafeteria

10) Draw
Drawings may save your life child

11) Stay in the bathroom all day
You got water, and a bathroom there, so you'll be able to survive 5 or more hours

12) Sing more
CAUSE SINGING IS FUUUUN

13) Do the flop
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

14) Scream
Cause idfk

14.5) Scream more

15) Start a revolution
YEAH, GRAB YOUR HOME WORK AND RIP IT! BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN AND CHANT BAD WORDS, LIKE STUPID!

16) Go to detention
You're not gonna be bored anymore, are you?