(Not made to hurt anyone's feelings, I'm a fangirl myself :D )

Everyone knows that fangirls are dangerous, but, imagine hundred of fangirls, surrounding you. It can be either at a concert of your favorite band, a comic store, or when you mention your favorite anime in public. You run the risk of getting squished to death, or even worse.... So here are 7 steps (or tips) to survive a fangirl attack

1- Get on the ground and cover your head
If they can't see you, they won't attack you or hurt you. That simple

2- Blend in
You can start by screaming a character's/person's name and add "senpai" at the end. Or, you can start speaking Japanglish (a made up term for mixing English and Japanese). Simple frases like "You're a baka if you don't like (favorite anime, band or whatever the fuck you like)" will do the trick. Also, scream loudly whenever someone mentions a character you like, even though you know nothing about them

3- Whatever you do, DO NOT TRY TO REASON WITH A FANGIRL
It's safer to kick a bull. Don't say "You know that band broke up, right?" or "They're just a bunch of gay countries" or "Why do you like a bunch of freaks that kill people?" or "A skeleton and a robot? That's your ship?" OR "An Italian trying to save a princess? No thanks!" because they will rip your head off

4- Don't make eye contact
Avoid this by grabbing a random stick, covering your eyes, and screaming "WATCH OUT, I'M DUMB". They will ignore you because you're obviously not talking about whatever their fandom is

5-Try not to make any type of references
Cause that's when fangirls attack

6-If someone talks to you about a fandom you have no idea about
Just say the same that the fangirl says, like their favorite ships, their OTP, their NOTP, and everything else

7- Run.... RUN
THE FASTER THE BETTER