{Just something to lighten the mood}

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{Also inspired by YTCat123}

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Rasazy: *eats cinnamon bun*

Selever: Cannibal

Rasazy: *confused chewing noises*

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Selever: I can lift up the whole world!

Kapi: No you can't

Selever: *lifts up Kapi*

Kapi (flustered): W-wha..?

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Tabi: Hey! Wanna play catch the knife?

Agoti: Sure!

*gets smacked with a book*

Tabi: Man, I suck at this game

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Tabi: What is the nicest way to ask someone to have sex with you?

LD: Excuse me, Senpai? Would you give me the honor of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Spirit: What the hell?!

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Lila: Valentine's Day? I'm ready. 

*proceeds to spray two bottles of perfume on her*

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Mrs. Mearest: I'm the sexiest bitch in this hospital waiting room

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Impostor: FIGHT ME, ASSHOLE!

Senpai: Can you try a more sophisticated tone?

Impostor: Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my fair bitch?

Spirit: That sounded way worse

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Kapi: You seem familiar...have we fought?

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Skid: What would happen if mayo came in cans?

Skelly: Well, that would suck cause you can't microwave plastic

Pump: Good morning to everyone except those two

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Mrs. Mearest: Relationships should be 50/50. My husband cooks dinner while I sit on the counter looking sexy as fuck

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Nonsense: Could you be any more annoying?!

Mano Aloe: Yep uwu

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Spirit: I didn't even realize I was being sarcastic. I think that's a problem..

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Selever: You should meet Kapi. Such a tsundere

Tanner/Marie: HE JUST CRACKED YOUR BACK!

Selever: Cute

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Inspired by GalaxRavenSkies

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Manni: I think if you suck up jello with a vacuum, it'll make a nice noise

Spirit: I beg to differ-

Manni: Then beg

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Alice (BF's mom): Is this alcohol or perfume?

Mrs. Mearest: *drinks whole bottle*

Mrs. Mearest: It's perfume

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Hex: Thanks. I owe you one, Whitty

Whitty: That's fine. We'll date and that's even

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Eliza: When was the last time you cried?

Ash: Uh..20 minutes ago? Why?

Eliza: That recently?

Ash: Mhm! *small sniffle* You got a problem?

{Ash as in my friend}

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Impostor: You're my best friend!

Green: Best friend? BEST FRIEND?! Boy, I'm your boyfriend!

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Cherry: Another depressive episode?

Plague: Depressive episode? I'm having a depressive series and we're only on season one!

Cherry: We need Winter..

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Loki: How stupid do you think I am?!

Kapi: You want an honest answer to that?

Loki: Whatever. At least I can admit I'm gay

Kapi:....I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!!

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Ruv: Alright, listen up yo little shits

Ruv: Except you, Spirit. We're all happy you're here

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{Why not add a few more..? Except it's AUL}

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Dum: I'm gonna fight the next person who insults Mother

Mother: I hate myself

Dum: Alright, square up

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Cherry: Ooh~ Someone has a crush~!

Plague: No I don't! I just think that Winter is cool

*later that night*

Plague: Well shoot..

(This was before they were dating)

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Safari: *shows up on a horse*

Ivan: Okay, what the heck?

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Impostor: So I've been thinking Green-

Green: That's dangerous

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Captain: I wish i could help you, but I shorn't

Veteran: CAPTAIN!

Captain: What part of shorn't don't you understand?

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Dum: HELP! I'M DROWNING!

Player: We're only six feet in the water-

Dum: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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B-Day: I'll be under the mistletoe when you get desperate

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{AUL 6}

Captain: You have a crush~!

Mother: I don't have a crush on The Gentleman!

Captain:...I never said who...

Mother: U-uh....anyways-

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Engineer: Sorry I'm late to the party. I was doing things

Gnome: S-sorry! I was also doing things!

Mr Egg: Wow. Engineer was doing things too

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