Lui: *standing in corner wishing he was dead*

Shu: Happy birthday! *gives giant birthday present containing (insert every merch of favorite anime *cough* Yuri on Ice)*

Zac: *singing Happy birthday*

Person: Okay...I think that's enough singing for now.

Zac: *le gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT AN ARTIST!

Xander: *lights the candles*

Xander: *somehow burns the whole house*

Free: *shoves birthday present to you*

Free: *leaves to sleep*